Session 77: Atticus Fitzgerald the First the Worst
General Summary
The session began on BranchForth 27, 2597 around 1AM under the headquarters of the bureaucracy. Atticus and Kale were squaring off against the Benefactor, Gasta, and three apprentices while the rest of the party (minus Zirk & Jandar) were in the vault about 40 floors beneath them. In Gasta's office, Atticus negotiated (using his scroll of meteor swarm and a fake spell he claimed Kale had). He convinced the Benefactor to let Kale go with the portal while Atticus stayed. Kale wind walked down to the rest of the party who had escaped the vault using Rodan Spice's disguise as Gasta and they went into the interdimesnional room to rest.
Upstairs Atticus and the Benefactor had an increasingly intense confrontation of verbal abuse before Atticus used the meteor swarm scroll. Everyone in the room except the two of them were vaporized leaving the Benefactor to cast a spell incapacitating the nearly dead Atticus and binding their souls together. Around this time the rest of Joint Operations LLC emerged from the portal and saw the wreckage of an explosion up above them. Kale wind-walked them up where they confronted the Benefactor. The party decided to kill Atticus as they could bring him back (seeing as he would take whatever damage the Benefactor took from the soul binding curse). Alena Birch began this with a fireball followed by Wren attacking (and killing Atticus). The Benefactor then grabbed the corpse and told the party to bring the two pieces of the altar to his estate before teleporting out of the room.
With this the party decided to exit and Kale began drinking to cope. Kale had his skin become translucent from the potion mixed into Rodan Spice's wine while Rodan Spice became a halfling again. With this the party went into their room to discussed and ultimately decided to not bring their pieces of the altar, the door, nor the tuning fork fork to the plane with them. Alena Birch used this time to look through some of Atticus's stored memories in his ring but didn't find anything immediately useful to their situation. Instead they would stow them with the druids of the Bloomhaven Coven. Upon their arrival, Wren had the idea to recruit some of the newly molded druidic warriors into an army for their cause. In talking with Penelope (who got into a spat with Tork and turned him into a sheep via polymorph), it was decided 90 druids would go with them including 3 who teleport via plants. With this Wren gave a speech and the party headed to the forest just outside the grass circle of the Benefactor's estate.
The session then ended on BranchForth 27, 2597 around 8AM in The Poisar Alliance on its East Coast in the forest beyond the grass as the party readied for their assault.Bloody Dick
Stroke to Completion Rate
We're Leaving Now
123 He Came On Me
Numbers Aren't What Get Me Going
You Know How We're Going to Start a Cult?
The Director of Books
Never Took the Mask Off
Cone of Shame
Tork Shits on Dead Tree
Hi!
Death Fears Me
God You're Pretentious as Fuck
Very Nice Office
I Cast The Light Cantrip
Domestic Terrorism Added to Crimes
Fireball
Used Toys
Pretentious as Fuck
The Container
Kill Atticus First?
Kale Kills for Free
See You in Hell Motherfuckers
Are Those Good or Bad Friends?
We Wanted to Kill Him
Kale's Kurse
Technically An Object
I Say We Drink On It
We're Criminals...
Lemur & Bird
Transparent Firbolg
It's Me Oberon!
Rodan is a Plot Device
Probably All Wanted for Terrorism
Rodan's Consortium
You Died on Me To Make Me Small
Is Wallowing In Sadness an Option?
Regular Fork is Tune
Gave His Seeds to Kale
Leave It Somewhere Safe
Just Memories...
Just Likes to Spy on People...
World Ending Guy
Clown Car Attack
Sorry, I Meant Produce Flame
Sheep Tork
I'm a Martyr Babbbyyyy
I Died For Your Sins
Coming Back on the Third Day
Let's Get Fucking Drunk
Are We Committing Genocide?
For Atticus
Trojan Sheep This
Channel Abortion
Upstairs Atticus and the Benefactor had an increasingly intense confrontation of verbal abuse before Atticus used the meteor swarm scroll. Everyone in the room except the two of them were vaporized leaving the Benefactor to cast a spell incapacitating the nearly dead Atticus and binding their souls together. Around this time the rest of Joint Operations LLC emerged from the portal and saw the wreckage of an explosion up above them. Kale wind-walked them up where they confronted the Benefactor. The party decided to kill Atticus as they could bring him back (seeing as he would take whatever damage the Benefactor took from the soul binding curse). Alena Birch began this with a fireball followed by Wren attacking (and killing Atticus). The Benefactor then grabbed the corpse and told the party to bring the two pieces of the altar to his estate before teleporting out of the room.
With this the party decided to exit and Kale began drinking to cope. Kale had his skin become translucent from the potion mixed into Rodan Spice's wine while Rodan Spice became a halfling again. With this the party went into their room to discussed and ultimately decided to not bring their pieces of the altar, the door, nor the tuning fork fork to the plane with them. Alena Birch used this time to look through some of Atticus's stored memories in his ring but didn't find anything immediately useful to their situation. Instead they would stow them with the druids of the Bloomhaven Coven. Upon their arrival, Wren had the idea to recruit some of the newly molded druidic warriors into an army for their cause. In talking with Penelope (who got into a spat with Tork and turned him into a sheep via polymorph), it was decided 90 druids would go with them including 3 who teleport via plants. With this Wren gave a speech and the party headed to the forest just outside the grass circle of the Benefactor's estate.
The session then ended on BranchForth 27, 2597 around 8AM in The Poisar Alliance on its East Coast in the forest beyond the grass as the party readied for their assault.
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Report Date
22 Aug 2024
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