Session 83: RCAN's Special Goop
General Summary
The session began on BranchForth 28, 2597 around 10PM outside Lorehold's college as they were making their way to the Mage's Death. Quickly they took cloud form and headed over the water westward towards the Mage's Death. Upon arriving over the jagged and cold landscape, the magic was abruptly and violently ended sending the party 30' to the ground below.
Upon recovering, the party traveled four days over land to the site of the moon's remains. They headed down into the crater and into the spired and honeycombed structure. Within they found a hole that Atticus had previously traversed. After some conversation and following Jandar's lead (who had bonded with Rodan Spice on the trip while most of the rest learned druidic), the party plunged into the abyss.
Thankfully the party had their descent slowed as they came down onto a black stone altar at the front of a cathedral like black stone building. They spent a fair amount of time together licking the altar, pouring blood onto it, pushing their tattoos into it, putting money on it, and putting a wand of secrets on it before Atticus had them continue to where he had spoken to Rcan previously, the crumbled remains (currently resembling a rough pyramid) of the Great Palace of Rcan.
Within the spherical inner chamber, the party encountered Zyoagam, a minor deity who was 15 feet tall, oozing a clear and sticky liquid, and firmly planted to the ceiling of the chamber while smelling of rot and looking of spongy fungus. It spoke to them in a syrup like voice and flashed them a piece of the altar of the titans. It said it was part of the Pact of the Damned and and seeking to destroy them or obtain other pieces of the altar. It later went back on its word, saying it had lied and only sought to protect the Pact of the Damned. After several smaller spore entities arose from the goo it had dripped and Atticus attempted to attack it, the creature initiated combat with the party. The session ended on Solis 2, 2598 around 2PM in the Great Palace of Rcan, as the party faced down the minor deity Zyoagam.The Terrible Tips
Give Me That Smallpox Vaccine
Cow Pus In Your Blood
There's Supposed To Be
Coked Up
Does He Realize? Yes? No?
Bring in Guns?
We're Skipping Tonight
I'm Not In Charge of Any Types of Clouds
We're Having a Fucker Rager in the Biggest Dorm Tonight
Party at Cliff House
North, South, West, East
No Idea Where Northwest Is
We Should Have Planned Ahead a Bit
Kale is Still Alive
Not as Dead as Jandar
Rcan's Impact on the Weather
I Heard Rcan Was Seeding the Clouds
Took Care of Some Business
"We" (You) Can Try It
No Damage!
Bond With Jandar
Conversing Like a Father Would With a Son
Fathership
Lib Vegetarian Language
I Don't Even Consider You a Druid
Snarky Comments About Pronunciation
Nunja
Velocipastor
Landing and Pleasing Women and Men
Creature Hole
Everyone Knows Creature Holes
Make Daddy Proud
How Deep Is It?
I Guess Atticus Hasn't Decieved Us Yet
I've Never Directly Lied to Any of You
Admission of Truth is Not a Lie
I Just Didn't Want to Go First
Torch
I Don't Know If I Would Do That Zirk...
3.5 Minutes Fall
How Close to the Center of the Cylinder I'm Getting
You've Made Daddy Proud
I Live to Make Daddy Proud
This is Just How Our Family Is Going to Be
I've Died Three Times
I Don't Think You're Supposed to Do That With Your Children
Three Deaths Worth of Punishment
You Have to Lick the Altar
Waterskin, 1 Year Old
I Didn't Think Tork Would Lick It
Let's Work on Our Rationalization
Let's Start with a Finger
Jandar Spice
Rodan is Done Trying Things
Streams of blood onto it
And Kale's Blood
100PP
Condescending Tour Guide
Didn't Fuck with the Altar
"Where I Went Last Time"
Rcan's Cum
Looking for Yourselves?
What's Your Name
Intimidate a God
Contact Voices in My Head
Zyoagam
King of the Celibates
That's a Super Powered Counterspell
Legendary Resistance: Activated
Very Scary But Very Weak
Glass Cannon
Mushroom Cannon
Chocolate Milkshake
Upon recovering, the party traveled four days over land to the site of the moon's remains. They headed down into the crater and into the spired and honeycombed structure. Within they found a hole that Atticus had previously traversed. After some conversation and following Jandar's lead (who had bonded with Rodan Spice on the trip while most of the rest learned druidic), the party plunged into the abyss.
Thankfully the party had their descent slowed as they came down onto a black stone altar at the front of a cathedral like black stone building. They spent a fair amount of time together licking the altar, pouring blood onto it, pushing their tattoos into it, putting money on it, and putting a wand of secrets on it before Atticus had them continue to where he had spoken to Rcan previously, the crumbled remains (currently resembling a rough pyramid) of the Great Palace of Rcan.
Within the spherical inner chamber, the party encountered Zyoagam, a minor deity who was 15 feet tall, oozing a clear and sticky liquid, and firmly planted to the ceiling of the chamber while smelling of rot and looking of spongy fungus. It spoke to them in a syrup like voice and flashed them a piece of the altar of the titans. It said it was part of the Pact of the Damned and and seeking to destroy them or obtain other pieces of the altar. It later went back on its word, saying it had lied and only sought to protect the Pact of the Damned. After several smaller spore entities arose from the goo it had dripped and Atticus attempted to attack it, the creature initiated combat with the party. The session ended on Solis 2, 2598 around 2PM in the Great Palace of Rcan, as the party faced down the minor deity Zyoagam.
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Report Date
10 Oct 2024
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