Session 84: George Lucas is a Fuck
General Summary
The session began on Solis 2, 2598 around 2PM in the Great Palace of RCAN, as the party faced down Zyoagam. After Atticus had been thrown from the raised dias by a magical explosion (caused by the Mage's Death), Zyoagama dropped from the ceiling and cast a sporelike cloud over the party. This charming disease took root in Tork and Rodan Spice who were not going to act maliciously towards her as a result.
As the fight went on, Rodan Spice attacked Kale before being released from the diseas by Alena Birch and Tork attacked Zirk before he too was cured by Alena Birch of his affliction.
Over the course of the fight Wren summoned a dragon to attack, Atticus summoned a massive version of his mage hand, and Kale cast a whirlwind causing quick massive havvoc. At one point in the fight Zirk died before Alena Birch brought him back with revivify and Wren also was knocked close to the edge of oblivion before being rescued by Atticus. Kale also was knocked unconcious near the end of the fight along with Zirk for a second time.
Even as Zyoagama raised new minions from the remains of those that had already died, her avatar was steadily damaged by the continued assualt by Joint Operations LLC. Finally, Rodan Spice cut off a chunk of her chest, slopping out a syrup like mixture and hundreds of furry white rope-like entities. With this Zyoagama's avatar was killed and the party went to their interdimension space to rest. This ended the session on Solis 2, 2598 around 2PM in the Great Palace of RCAN, as the party exited their interdimensional space after having defeated Zyoagam.Firecrotch
The Colonizer
Fuck the Data
I Only Work When Other People Fuck Up
Illinois is All About Harassment
iDealer
Speaking of the Darkweb
No, I'll Get Into It, I'll Get Into It
Family Friend's Mother
2.5 Kids
I've Made a Huge Profit Off My Parents
I'm Trying to Peel An Orange
Hurricane Orange Supply
Edit That Out
You're a Little Bitch and I'm Going to Fuck You
Damnit Jandar
Rodan the Unwise
Cthulhu Himself
BDSM
Sneak Attack with a Ship
Rodan is a Little Bitch
I'm Going to Do It Again
Kale Still Creeps Me Out
It's Official, Love is a Disease
Misgender the Fuck Out of This Thing
Dead Naming a God
Diesel Day
A Legal Bad Thing
Alena as a Bludgeoning Weapon
Alena as a Backpack
Zygma Balls
That Was Real and You're Probably Going to Die Again
Tork Shoves Something in Zirk's Mouth
Inverse Armor Class
Hey, What Up, It's Your Boy
The Alleged Avatar of a Diety
Dirty One
I Want to Cut Off Her Tit
Allied With the Monster
I Don't Like Dying
Agressively Hurting Zirk
Vommitting
Also Vommitting
Long Rest, the Ultimate Spell
Boobville
Do You Like That
As the fight went on, Rodan Spice attacked Kale before being released from the diseas by Alena Birch and Tork attacked Zirk before he too was cured by Alena Birch of his affliction.
Over the course of the fight Wren summoned a dragon to attack, Atticus summoned a massive version of his mage hand, and Kale cast a whirlwind causing quick massive havvoc. At one point in the fight Zirk died before Alena Birch brought him back with revivify and Wren also was knocked close to the edge of oblivion before being rescued by Atticus. Kale also was knocked unconcious near the end of the fight along with Zirk for a second time.
Even as Zyoagama raised new minions from the remains of those that had already died, her avatar was steadily damaged by the continued assualt by Joint Operations LLC. Finally, Rodan Spice cut off a chunk of her chest, slopping out a syrup like mixture and hundreds of furry white rope-like entities. With this Zyoagama's avatar was killed and the party went to their interdimension space to rest. This ended the session on Solis 2, 2598 around 2PM in the Great Palace of RCAN, as the party exited their interdimensional space after having defeated Zyoagam.
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17 Oct 2024
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