"Idol-While Is The Best"

Idol-While is the best
You've got to go there
It's the best, you really should
Take a plane, a bus, or boat,
We're gonna have some fun now, yeah!
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please,
Go there please,
'Cause it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, best! Yeah!

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This is the older version of the national anthem of The Kingdom of Idol-While, written by Author Pink. The current version is "Idol-While Song".