The Ivory Ship Inn

More museum than pub, the Ivory Ship sits quietly among the fish stalls and gift shops that line the eastern end of the docks. It is here, well away from the merchant docks that the fishing crews are forced to unload, distant enough that the merchants don't have to smell the fish and more importantly the fishermen.
  Out on its own, the fish docks have a distinct flavour and many a tourist takes a trip there to saunter among the narrow shop lined streets where they can buy anything as long as it's a shell. Whilst there many attempt to eat the local delicacy of fermented fish that the locals swear is really nice but in private think is horrible. Those that survive are best served by running to the nearest pub and rinsing their mouth with the cheapest spirit on offer.
  The Ivory Ship is well known for its bones as its walls are covered with examples of scrimshaw, the art of carving miniature scenes into the skeletons of dead animals. While nearly all of the objects on display came from the sea or the sea adjacent coast at least one is in fact from a human, not that anyone can tell it apart from all the whale ribs, sea lion skulls, cod fingers, otter teeth, and mermaid's toes. To the average punter, a bone is a bone and any boneologists that might wander in are certainly on holiday and unlikely to kick up a fuss.
  If you visit the Ship make sure to buy Old Jim a pint and listen to the rambling story that is sure to follow. It may not seem to go anywhere or mean anything to you at the time but Old Jim is something of a prophet and his stories are legendary. Pay heed to what he tells you and keep an eye on the sky if he mentions a seagull.
 

Accomodation

When the two Steves, seasoned sailors that met upon the open seas while serving on the Silky Serenade, a sloop well known for slipping Captain Savage's blockade of seventy-seven, secured the Ivory Ship they did so with the intent of turning it into the perfect place for a an evening soiree or a longer stay.
  Guests can enjoy a scrumptious feast with soup for starter, served in a giant shell, followed by shrimp, or snail steak, they grow extra large in the bay, before retiring to the private salon for sherry and shortbread. Or they may drink in the main bar and listen to the drunken sailors sing their sea shanties and tell swashbuckling tales of sunken shipwrecks and sultry sunsets.
  Once sated the guest may ascend to their serene suite of rooms where they will be serenaded by the sensuous sounds of the swelling sea as it ripples across shells. Secure on the second floor in silken beds stuffed with soft down the sleepers will sink into pillows scented with the sweet smells of summer.
  All of this can be yours for a single shiny silver coin.
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Dec 15, 2022 10:29

Lovely article: One question though: How does a mermaid have toes?? ^^

Yours truly, Nino.
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Dec 21, 2022 11:42 by Chris Noonan

Thanks, Ninodolord:) They're more vestigial toes from when they were human. Mermaids hang around harbours watching the townsfolk from the water and waiting for a chance to nab one to eat but every now and then they fall in love and turn their victim into a mermaid with a kiss. Fishy vampires.

Jan 2, 2024 03:14 by Candi Lyn Siemens

I enjoyed the tone of this article and the little bits of description (scrimshaw and bones--though now I want to hear the story of the human bone!). I did have one question: at the beginning, this inn is compared to a museum, but yet it is also a business that caters to stinky fishermen. The museum comparison made me think that this inn tended to be empty and quiet most of the time, but since its primary clientele are fishermen, it feels like a noisier, livelier place complete with a tavern and drunks... is this business unpopular and merely hopes to attract crowds of fishermen or is the museum comparison merely there to address the collections of sea-related paraphernalia that is displayed? Again, I greatly enjoyed reading this one. Thanks for sharing.

Jan 4, 2024 10:42 by Chris Noonan

Hi, Caelinae. I think I'd just got back from a holiday in Cornwall and was thinking about the cosy pubs in the little fishing villages. Full of characters and locals torn between welcoming tourists and their coin, or driving them off with torches raised high. Inside they're festooned with photographs and paintings, all the old fishermen lined up proudly, or braving a storm while leaning into the oars. You can't move in them without tripping over some relic of the past. The Ivory Ship is a noisy place, full of loud but good natured types always ready with a story or a song of the sea. Just sitting in the corner for a few hours is an education and you'll stagger out the door with a better understanding of the people and their history. Any good community pub's part living museum, just don't go calling the regulars the exhibits:)