Sea Siren's Spell Hard at Work on Two Noble Families!
In the strangest turn of events the Frost family and Sterling family find themselves in quite a situation. One would expect some quibble amongst families but this issue is monstrous!
First house Sterling finds itself in need of a new boat. The Frost family travels from their area of rule to celebrate giving one to house Sterling. Why would a family give a ship? In trade of course! What would nobles want more than gold, silver or precious gems? A special love siren known for seducing those in its wake. We have it on good authority that Lord Frost was quite displeased as the Sterling family absconded with their payment. Again, what could get so many aristocrats out of bed before noon? The siren who they all seem to be in love with! Lord Frost could not stop asking questions about the strange fiery haired vixen in the Sterling employ. We have it on good authority that not only Lord Frost wanted to warm his wick with this seductress. We're not sure if it was her small stature that may indicate liking fruit before it ripens on the tree. We can only surmize that three Sterlings all wished to keep wicking away so to speak.
The craziest part is one of these Sterlings isn't even into folded bread and scrumptious cakes. If he goes to a pub he orders "bangers and mash." Lord Nicholas personally dived into the sea to save this savage siren from the beast she turned into. Dominic Sterling also swooned with love towards this succubus and dove into the water to save her. These daft fools even ignored the fact she was attempting to destroy their ship they should blame her for! Adding to the strangeness Nicholas was seen painted in the image of the hero saving Lady Emily Frost who is now completely enamored with him. This would be exceptional luck for anyone except for the fact she doesn't exactly butter his bread. Nicholas Sterling and Emily Frost have even agreed to attend formal engagements together. Let me set the scene for you, a dashing young sensuous man with clothing tightly clinging to his body as he emerges from the frothing sea surrounded by the poor victims of the siren he secretly loves. A gorgeous young hunk of man whose only interest in the lady is possibly to share dresses. What a cruel world we live in when such eligible people aren't even availing themselves? This again is proof of the conspiracy to run the crown by the houses. It must be close to house Sterling's turn. Why else would such a dapper young man seek after one of the most eligible and sought after ladies at the ball? Some of my detractors might suggest that it was not internal trade of servants, but how do they explain the siren's disappearance beneath the waves at the same moment the beast emerges? Why else would survivors of the attack report a feeling pressing upon their mind to leave the siren to the Sterlings? Why would the Sterling family pronounce victory when they were the ones in charge of security?
Once again the lowborn pay for the sins of the elites. How many Lords died? How many ladies died? Exactly my point! They play the games and we pay the price! What further proof do we have that this siren had a hold on house Sterling? A coachman was overheard telling Lord Oliver the carriage was occupied with the siren herself in a state of undress anxiously awaiting her lover Lord Dominic to come ravish her. Lord Oliver did not even hesitate before going into the carriage and ravishing the siren himself. Can humans breed with Sirens?? How is this not bestiality? Will the family reject the child of such an unholy union?
Remember I will keep digging and working for you, the average successful business owner. What a mess continues whilest the crown sits back dumbfounded to stop it. Only the goddesses know where this leadership will end. I will continue to dig out the best tidbits for you. Your humble servant as always,
C.M. Carver
[Author - Schmagmattis]
First house Sterling finds itself in need of a new boat. The Frost family travels from their area of rule to celebrate giving one to house Sterling. Why would a family give a ship? In trade of course! What would nobles want more than gold, silver or precious gems? A special love siren known for seducing those in its wake. We have it on good authority that Lord Frost was quite displeased as the Sterling family absconded with their payment. Again, what could get so many aristocrats out of bed before noon? The siren who they all seem to be in love with! Lord Frost could not stop asking questions about the strange fiery haired vixen in the Sterling employ. We have it on good authority that not only Lord Frost wanted to warm his wick with this seductress. We're not sure if it was her small stature that may indicate liking fruit before it ripens on the tree. We can only surmize that three Sterlings all wished to keep wicking away so to speak.
The craziest part is one of these Sterlings isn't even into folded bread and scrumptious cakes. If he goes to a pub he orders "bangers and mash." Lord Nicholas personally dived into the sea to save this savage siren from the beast she turned into. Dominic Sterling also swooned with love towards this succubus and dove into the water to save her. These daft fools even ignored the fact she was attempting to destroy their ship they should blame her for! Adding to the strangeness Nicholas was seen painted in the image of the hero saving Lady Emily Frost who is now completely enamored with him. This would be exceptional luck for anyone except for the fact she doesn't exactly butter his bread. Nicholas Sterling and Emily Frost have even agreed to attend formal engagements together. Let me set the scene for you, a dashing young sensuous man with clothing tightly clinging to his body as he emerges from the frothing sea surrounded by the poor victims of the siren he secretly loves. A gorgeous young hunk of man whose only interest in the lady is possibly to share dresses. What a cruel world we live in when such eligible people aren't even availing themselves? This again is proof of the conspiracy to run the crown by the houses. It must be close to house Sterling's turn. Why else would such a dapper young man seek after one of the most eligible and sought after ladies at the ball? Some of my detractors might suggest that it was not internal trade of servants, but how do they explain the siren's disappearance beneath the waves at the same moment the beast emerges? Why else would survivors of the attack report a feeling pressing upon their mind to leave the siren to the Sterlings? Why would the Sterling family pronounce victory when they were the ones in charge of security?
Once again the lowborn pay for the sins of the elites. How many Lords died? How many ladies died? Exactly my point! They play the games and we pay the price! What further proof do we have that this siren had a hold on house Sterling? A coachman was overheard telling Lord Oliver the carriage was occupied with the siren herself in a state of undress anxiously awaiting her lover Lord Dominic to come ravish her. Lord Oliver did not even hesitate before going into the carriage and ravishing the siren himself. Can humans breed with Sirens?? How is this not bestiality? Will the family reject the child of such an unholy union?
Remember I will keep digging and working for you, the average successful business owner. What a mess continues whilest the crown sits back dumbfounded to stop it. Only the goddesses know where this leadership will end. I will continue to dig out the best tidbits for you. Your humble servant as always,
C.M. Carver
[Author - Schmagmattis]
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DRAMA. TROUBLE! SCANDAL.
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