Lynda (LIN-də)
Lynda is the head of the Human Resources Department, though it would perhaps be more apt to say that Lynda is the HR department. Aside from a handful of specially selected individuals to carry out onerous face-to-face interactions, Lynda runs the rest of the department on her own.
Rarely encountered, the very sound of Lynda's name conjures a feeling nameless dread, and not without reason. The labyrinthine corridors of HR are deep and of those few who have made the trek to speak to Lynda herself, even fewer have returned to tell the tale. Lynda has an affinity for teleportation, though not of herself. If someone needs a file, it is there on their desk; if someone needs a form, it magically arrives within a moment. It is as if she gets a notification as soon as someone from HR is becoming incompetent, and strives not to make them look *too* foolish by making up for their ridiculous mistakes.
Rarely encountered, the very sound of Lynda's name conjures a feeling nameless dread, and not without reason. The labyrinthine corridors of HR are deep and of those few who have made the trek to speak to Lynda herself, even fewer have returned to tell the tale. Lynda has an affinity for teleportation, though not of herself. If someone needs a file, it is there on their desk; if someone needs a form, it magically arrives within a moment. It is as if she gets a notification as soon as someone from HR is becoming incompetent, and strives not to make them look *too* foolish by making up for their ridiculous mistakes.
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