Menace of the Slave Lords 8: Mystic Mob Investigations
General Summary
From: vy_pi
To: DTam
Subj: Team "Took All The Stupid With Us"
Hi, Sweetie
I have signaled the victims of theft to do cleanup in the shadow port under the mountain where that Dark Side knot was. Turns out this shadow port has a buncha Blood Twits in it? And they are, as we now know for sure, all thieves.
So that's a thing!
I will be peeling potatoes for months.
But first: In order to avoid completely useless combat, I surrendered to Boba Fett like, a couple hours ago? So now I'm going to Nal Somethingga to be turned in for a bounty with Something the Hutt.
I dunno. I'm a little stoned. Broke my hand and also my arm. Figure I'll use the trip to heal up. Also kinda stopped a photon torpedo with my face.
Anyway. I love you; I sent Derma a cityload of new contracts to keep him busy; I'll be back after Boba'ika gets paid.
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From: DTam
To: vy_pi
Subject: "Finding all the Traps with a smile and a grin"
Wow... surrendered? Is this a good idea?
We've got some trouble ... So'Zen sensed a path to the inner gas giant ... found a GIANT Bloodsmith ship that can haul ships out of hyperspace. I mean really ... these are SLAVERS? This is more like a battlegroup! What kind of sithspawned game are the Slave Lords running?
Oh and they've got a kill order out for you and So'zen and Vance Kerplocken . AND they're working on kidnapping Nalerine Kanter. Ah and there's a Bloodsmith ship hauling more of those womp rats to Chalcedon.
And we're like so outnumbered I feel like an Ewok at a barber convention.
We're thinking of busting slaves out and wrecking this whole sabacc game ... if Aerena and So'zen don't shoot each other first.
Anyway, I love you. Do you want me slipping in after you on Nar Shaddaa?
- DTam
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From: vy_pi
To: DTam
Subject: Re: "Finding all the Traps with a smile and a grin"
It's a GREAT idea. It got Bob'ika acting like a hero. Okay, antihero. But. You know. Lord von D has never heard of "Boba Fett" and questions why everyone goes "OH SHIT IT'S BOBA FETT!" but he'll figure it out eventually.
I hear you about the target-rich environment.
Vance K is gonna try and send you an Imperial Consort. So backup!
I tried to interest Bob'ika. He grunted. He said that the kill order for me is out of luck because he has dibs.
If I work this right, I think maybe I am going to war against most of Nar Whatsit. I hope it does not take long. We already have a full schedule.
Watch your back.
MtFBWY
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Character(s) interacted with
- assorted locals to Undercity
- assorted locals to Port Greymouth
- assorted former miners and transport crewmembers, no longer enslaved
- assorted Nightsister raiders
- hive queen for the mysterious mexalite crystal-making insects on Monorik VI
- Crimson Knight Sir Saphor Kronn, Knight Errant, ace pilot, recent slave of the Bloodsmith Raiders
- cloak-wearing assassin Vishan Pel who might be Falleen, half-Falleen and half-human, really into theatrical prosthetics, or something else entirely, but the important thing here is that they are determined to wreck Vanya and Vance and Vondromas and anybody else available
- Mine administrator Dack Dontin at Port Greymouth on Monorik VI
- legendary bounty hunter and all around angry person Boba Fett
- professional slicer Sapik
- gladiator-assassin-sniper Thira
- Deceased but persistently bodysnatching former Sith Lord Darth Errol Vondromas
- Aerena Kolene
- N8-4C0
- Jedi Knight So'Zen Al Saba of the Jedi Order
- Spukamas
- Knight Errant Sir Davish Tam of the Crimson Knights
- Lord Danar Vorpadaran a.k.a. Vance Kerplocken
- Jedi Knight VN Ysadora of the Jedi Order
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04 Aug 2018
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