Emails to the Authorities

"Um, sir? I checked the spam folder and, well, you're going to want to see thing."

— Hapless North American government intern

I have no regrets. They got more warning than they deserved.
A/n: She made hundreds of square miles of land in two countries uninhabitable and informed them via an email that she knew perfectly well would get sent straight to the spam folder. Yeah. She "tried."

It's Our Turf Now

The initial response to the Eternal Swish was mainly confusion and treating it like a normal storm that would go away. They made plans for returning, and disaster relief. Neither government seemed to realize that this was, in fact, going to be a more permanent thing and they should give up on the area now and spend their money on relocated the citizens who didn't want to live in a perpetual storm.
But they didn't get it, and didn't get it.
A/n: It really didn't help that this wasn't her original intention. Just an experiment, that became somewhat more self perpetuating than she expected. Took her a whole week to convince the Chaos Coalition that this whole mess was a good idea and they should move in. To be fair, the erratic storms and constantly shifting biomes are really good for their whole aesthetic.
So I sent an email to explain it to them. Anonymously, of course. No tracking down my IP address. But I did actually make it clear that Villain Central was no longer their territory and they should just accept that.

Purpose

To inform the governments of the United States and Canada that this wasn't just a storm and would in fact become semi-permanent and they should clear out because the Chaos Coalition was going to be taking up residence.

Read the Document

Emails to the Authorities

(Including all spelling and grammar errors as written)
To Whom It May Concern, mostly the President and the Prime Minster:
Hi. You probably noticed that theres a big storm in Manitoba or minnesota or whatever. You can find the area of effect on weather radar.
I'm supposed to tell you that it was on purpose and that the Chaos Coalition is taking over. You don't get a choice about this. The storm isn't going away, and it does a lot of weird stuff so I'm not explaining it and if you want you can try and push uus out but even if you do you won't really get the area back.
People can still live here if they want. We don't care. It's not super inhabitable though so it's not our fault if they die.
You shuld should just make a law saying you wanted this to happen and you could say there was a whole big battle and you fought and ultimately the Chaos Coalition just made the weather too crazy and you didn't want it or something. I don't care. Say what you want. It's up to you how dumb you want to look historically.
But we're in charge onw. Now. Whatever. There are no laws and evrybody has to do what we say when they're within our borders. Somebody drew a map that I am enclosing a picture of so yo ucan see where you're not going to want to go.
I Hope you have the day you deserve.
Sincerely,
Doctor Despair, on behalf of the Chaos Coalition

Close

Type

Statement, Political (Manifesto)

Medium

Digital Recording, Text

Location

Villain Central

Authors

• Ruby Gray

Signatories (Characters)

• Ruby Gray

Signatories (Organizations)

• Chaos Coalition