Rattlecan
Written by Chrundle_the_Great
Rattlecan is a suit of animated armor found behind the
Bark and Buzzard.
Oldboy, you've less grace than a donkey wearing shoes made of butter!— Rattlecan
Description
Although rusted and dented from many brawls, Rattlecan is a suit of animated plate armor. Able to alter its form, such as sprouting spikes from its gauntlets, the armor can repair itself to a minimum standard, even after it is "knocked unconscious."
Personality
More dangerous than its iron fists are its barbed words. Rattlecan is fond of weaving together clever wordplay and absurdist humor for truly devastating insults.
History
Although its origins were largely unknown, playing "Kick the Can" with Rattlecan quickly became a popular rite of passage for adventurers staying in
Emberwood Village. Taking place behind the Bark and Buzzard, the game pitted adventurers in a battle of weapons and wits against Ol' Rattlecan.
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