Ancient Weapon

The Ancient Weapons are a group of powerful artifacts created by Allah and Colin. The vast majority of these weapons were created immediately after the Breaking of the World by Colin as part of his plan to eventually defeat his brother for good at some point in the future. Because of this, they are only found on the planet Earth.
Each Ancient Weapon has a unique power, which can range from extremely powerful to being an actual hindrance on their use. The one thing they all have in common is the fact that they are unbreakable by any known means.
At some point or another, each Ancient Weapon has been discovered by a person or culture, often through the subtle involvement of Randalthor Dragon. It is from the individuals and cultures that used them that the weapons gained their names, and they are often considered important cultural and religious relics. On many occasions, great heroes have wielded these weapons to defeat their enemies. The Dark Lord Poobadoo(person), MiniDredge(person), the Ancient Evil(person), Balthazar(person), Spidron(person) and many others were defeated at least in part by wielders of these weapons.

List of Ancient Weapons

Ancient Weapons of Colin

• The Sword of Nex
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of the Quaggan Council.
  • Powers: Can absorb magical energy and redirect it in a beam.

• The Sword of Khans
  • Current Whereabouts: Unknown, likely in the Triangle Lands.
  • Powers: Increases the physical speed and strength of the wielder as well as being sharper than normal swords.

• Kaineng Axe
  • Current Whereabouts: Somewhere off the coast of Cantha.
  • Powers: Supernatural tendency to slip out of a wielder's hands when near a body of water.

• Banana Scythe
  • Current Whereabouts: Lost during the Sinking of Elona, likely in the sea.
  • Powers: Turns those struck with it into bananas.

• Arepalio
  • Current Whereabouts: Lost in the Maguumba Jungle.
  • Powers: Can shoot rugs out the end at high speeds.

• The Scepter of the Eternal Jeub
  • Current Whereabouts: Lost in the Maguumba Jungle.
  • Powers: Gives the wielder the ability to control the mind of any and all jeubs.

• The Clown Staff of Authority
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of Archchancellor Tumblemore.
  • Powers: Unclear

• Fate's Razor
  • Current Whereabouts: Recovered by Greg from the ruins of the Undernard and broken to his will
  • Powers: Grants the wielder supernatural powers of darkness while simultaneously driving them into an edgy madness.

• Flame of Elona
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of Amyr Ossa.
  • Powers: Sets enemies on fire and can summon powerful firestorms.

• The Bro Hammer
  • Current Whereabouts: Wandering the world with his friend Rok.
  • Powers: Can manifest itself as a friendly man.

• Colindor
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of Randalthor Dragon.
  • Powers: Unclear.

• Blangos Blade
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of Francis Fransioux
  • Powers: Has a variety of vaguely gun-themed abilities as well as being a sword

• Odachi
  • Current Whereabouts: Absorbed by Jeubseval, who then disappeared into the ocean.
  • Powers: Flies into an unstoppable rage whenever someone calls it a Katana and will go to any length to kill the one who misnamed it.

• Dank Harvest
  • Current Whereabouts: Unknown.
  • Powers: Can manifest itself as an unfriendly man.

• Lorekeeper
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of Story Tim.
  • Powers: Acts as a sort of portable library. Knowledge can be stored in it and withdrawn by the wielder at will

• Magma Lance
  • Current Whereabouts: Last seen in the possession of Aiman Batal. Following his death, whereabouts unknown.
  • Powers: Extremely hot without damaging the wielder. Its heat allows it to slice through most things with ease.

Ancient Weapons of Allah

• IcyHot
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of Shaq, the Maker of Dunks.
  • Powers: Grants the wielder control over the elements of ice and fire

• Executive Order
  • Current Whereabouts: In the possession of Crazzy in his position as Obama's Champion
  • Powers: Grants the wielder control over Obama's Drones