Sylvia

Fritz first encountered Sylvia when she entered The Golden Pipe club for her date with Daryl Borksnob, and was promptly and rudely turned out by Sylvia for not looking like the club’s normal patronage.¹ Borksnob gave Sylvia what-for, and she stomped off, angry, embarrassed, and distressed. Jalan found her like this, and offered her a position working for our power company, but "definitely not" as a replacement for Meghan Pinejumper.

Her first day on the job, she invited a man into the facility overnight, gave him full guest access, and made a mortal enemy of Meghan.² After some reprimanding and redefining of permissions and house rules, she was still somewhat bitter, especially towards Fritz, and still insisted on making sexy eyes at any man who will look at her, including the new guard detail and our very own Jalan.

Her and her newest boy toy Roger were unfortunate enough to tag along on a trip to implement Drant's A.S.S., and both perished tragically. The party convinced nearly everyone that they must have simply eloped - with the exception of Brockman, Sylvia’s father, who escaped literal slavery to find his daughter once he caught wind that she was missing.³ Jalan and Drant thought it was amusing to string him along until Fritz took pity on him and reluctantly “confirmed” that she had eloped. He was not satisfied and set out to find his daughter, but Drant - unbeknownst to Fritz and Jalan - ordered Nymph to kill him and leave the body stashed in the woods somewhere outside of the power plant.

Social

Family Ties

Brockman (father)

Roger (significant other)

Status

Dead (but still a hussie)

Notable Involvement

Receptionist, spider food

Species

Human

Gender

Female