Using Shadowspeak
There are a variety of different terms and methods of communication that fall under the realm of shadowspeak - not all of them spoken. There are different identifiers, written symbols, hand signs, and code phrases that thieves cant comprises. A conversation using shadowspeak involves many of these different aspects.
Introductions
When a person greets another using shadowspeak, one of two things happens. The first is that the speaker knows for sure that the person they are speaking to is a member of the criminal underworld, but the person they are speaking to is not necessarily aware of this fact. In this situation, the speaker will use an identifying phrase to both let the other person know that they are also a criminal, as well as informing them of their specialty; the person approached will then confirm their own knowledge of Shadowspeak with a specific response, feigning familiarity.
The second situation is that the speaker does not know if who they are talking to is a criminal or not, and wants to check before proceeding. If neither of these situations are true, and both speakers know of each other, and know that they will be speaking in Shadowspeak, than the greeting can be skipped.
Greeting | Response | Initiator's identity |
Lookin' good, old friend. | Glad you think so! | Assassin |
Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes. | Hey, haven't seen you in a while! | Thief |
Verbal greeting and a large, friendly hug* | Hey, now! | Pickpocket (*when greeted by a pickpocket, the pickpocket will move one belonging to a new pocket.) |
Howdy, ho! | Well I'll be! | Pirate |
Woah, long time no see! | Hey, great to see ya! | Fence |
Hey there, mate. | Hey there, friend. | Bookie |
Greetings, friend. | Greetings, indeed. | Con artist |
Hey beautiful/handsome/pretty | Is that who I think it is? | Hustler |
Well look what the cat dragged in. | No different than usual. | Smuggler |
Well, you're a piece of work. | No more than you! | Forger |
Hey, how've you been? | No worse than usual. | Torturer |
Well, would you look at that - [Name]? | At your service! | Enforcer |
Hey! Wow, the time has flied! | It sure has! | Job irrelevant; looking to hire. |
Hey, nice to see a friendly face around here! | Those sure can be rare. | Job irrelevant; I need you to help hide me. |
By the gods, [Name], is that you? | In the flesh! | I am speaking to you in Shadowspeak. |
When a greeting involves a name, the name can be the listener's name, if the speaker knows it, or a made up name otherwise. Either way, the listener is expected to go along with it, and explain the strange "nickname" to listeners if need be.
Following this greeting, it is also common to continue with a phrase conveying one's urgency. This is typically done with a phrase indicating how long ago since you've last seen the person - whether or not the speaker and the listener have ever met before is irrelevant, as both will pretend to be old friends.
Length of time | Meaning |
Anywhere under a year | Not urgent |
Between a year and a decade | Low urgency |
Over 10 years | High urgency |
Since we were kids | Extreme urgency |
A lifetime ago/forever ago | Immense urgency; needs immediate response |
When determining the identity of a person one has initiated contact with, these greetings do not work, as the person you are speaking to has lost the opportunity to start the conversation. Instead, it is typical to greet an approacher with "Hey there. Fine weather we're having." (or, alternatively, "Nasty weather we're having" when in bad weather). Then, their response will indicate their purpose.
Response | Meaning |
Yeah, I wish it'd rain more. | Looking for a job |
Well, I can't spend all day outside. | Meeting a client |
I can't remember the last time I've seen the sun out. | Looking to hire |
Khisteus' blessings upon us! | Giving proof of completion |
Well, you know how Khisteus is. Wouldn't expect it to stay for long. | Meeting with a patron |
Talking About People
Often, people using Shadowspeak want to refer to specific people, without others being able to tell who they are talking about. They get around this by using terms for family members instead; while this loses some specificity, context can be used, and questions can also be asked.
Family Member | Individual being referred to |
Father/Mother/Parent | A direct superior, usually in a thieves' guild. |
Stepfather/Stepmother/Step-parent | A leader of/in a rival guild. |
Grandmother/Grandfather/Grandparent | Leader of the guild |
Aunt/Uncle/Pibling | Politician or government official |
Brother/Sister/Sibling | A fellow criminal |
Stepbrother/Stepsister/Stepsibling | A sender unknown to the listener, generally a rich person seeking a criminal |
Little Brother/Sister/Sibling | A non-criminal |
Older Brother/Sister/Sibling | A guid official |
Cousin | A member of a rival guild |
Any pet | Actual family members (or close friends) of the listener |
Following a reference to a person, the listener can respond with some questions, to determine more information about the person in question. The most common question is "Oh, how is/are he/she/they doing? I haven't seen her/him/them in a while." This question is a general question asking for more details or context, and can be responded to as follows - these sentences can be combined for more specificity. These sentences can be used to describe people that the listener has never met, as well as people that they know.
Response | Meaning |
They're doing well! | You haven't met them. |
Oh, they've seen better days. | It's someone you just spoke to. |
They've been getting better! | You've done a job for them before. |
They just need some X and they'll be alright | Their name starts with the first letter of the word used for X. |
They just got a new (colour) (item) | Their hair colour is this. |
I'm so sorry, but they just passed. | This person wants to kill you. |
They've been pretty social recently. | This person is looking to hire (for illicit activities). |
They came into an inheritance. | This person is wealthy. |
They've taken up knitting. | They're an assassin. |
They've taken up crochet. | They're a thief. |
They've started learning some magic. | They're a pickpocket. |
They've got a new job as a janitor. | They're a pirate. |
They've opened a pawn shop. | They're a fence. |
They've taken up dance. | They're a spellcaster. |
They've started reading lately. | They're a bookie. |
They've been bouncing around some taverns. | They're a con artist. |
They've always liked to chat. | They're a hustler. |
They've been travelling a lot. | They're a smuggler. |
They've been getting into art lately. | They're a forger. |
They've been getting into acupuncture. | They're a torturer. |
They've been sticking to what they're good at. | They're an enforcer. |
They're keeping a flock of crows | They are in danger. More crows signifies higher/more grave danger; typically on a scale of 5 to 10. |
They're keeping a flock of ravens | They are known to work for/with multiple different guilds. |
They're keeping a flock of larks | They are known to not be able to keep quiet about jobs/information; not necessarily a snitch. |
They're keeping a flock of pigeons | They are in bed with the local law enforcement. |
They're keeping a flock of parrots | They have lots of information/rumours/knowledge on jobs. |
They're keeping a flock of chickens | They are close with the nobility or government. |
They're keeping a flock of ducks | They are wealthy. |
They're keeping a flock of finches | They are charismatic. |
They're keeping a flock of eagles | They are well-armed, or backed by a millitary or guard force. |
Lost their flock | None of the bird codes apply to them (response to a direct question). |
A person can also ask specific questions, to get answers to direct questions. They can be responded to as above.
Question | Meaning |
Oh, what's their latest find? | What colour is their hair? |
How's their birdkeeping going? | Tell me more information. |
Is there anything I could get for them? | What is the first letter of their name? |
What's their newest hobby? | What is their criminal job? |
(Follow-up to hobby) They any good at it? | How good are they at their job? (Can be answered normally) |
Code words/phrases
There are a few terms that thieves and criminals will use in their speech to mean other things. Typically, they will only use these terms when they already know that the person they are speaking to knows Shadowspeak. These terms are often used in more freeform conversation, to pass information between thieves' guild members. As such, they are short words or phrases meant to be able to be hidden in regular conversation. Some of these terms can be conjugated to refer to different contexts, while others are simply inserted into a sentence wherever, and the word itself is the only thing that matters.
Shadowspeak | Meaning |
Weed | A snitch or spy |
Weeding | Getting rid of snitches/spies in an operation |
Glassmaker | An easy mark |
Silverware | Weapons |
Setting the table | Preparing a mark/job |
Pawn shop | Place to fence stolen items |
Hot | Describes an item; recently stolen goods |
Dancer | Term for spellcasters (mildly derogatory) |
Honest (wo)man | A dishonourable thief, one who lies to and steals from other thieves |
Being honest | Lying or cheating |
To be honest, | Precedes a sentence that the speaker knows to be false |
Candymaker | A person who specialises in the collection and trading of secrets |
Candy | Information or secrets |
Haunting/haunted | A location that has been cased out |
Graveyard | The speaker's family (i.e. "I'm visiting the graveyard": I'm visiting family) |
Card table | Meetingplace, generally in a public location |
Sweetening a cup/meal | Poisoning someone's drink/food |
Taking out the trash | Leaving an item in a dead drop location |
Paid in iron | Jailed |
Dance floor | An area with magical guards/traps (i.e. "It's popular in that shop - might as well be a dance floor": That shop is littered with magical wards) |
Library | Can't say the details of a job - because you can't speak in a library. (i.e. "I met him, then I went to the library": I met with this person, but can't elaborate.) |
Painting | Leaving marks/glyphs in Shadowspeak (see "Shadowspeak Glyphs" section) |
Ally's friend | An alchemist who specialises in illicit substances, such as drugs or poisons |
Birds are out | Guild officials will be evaluating your performance; don't mess up |
(Knitting) needles | Knives or daggers |
Crochet hook | Lockpicks |
Doodling | Spellcasting |
Paintbrush(es) | Forgery equipment; broad, unspecific |
Perched (typically spoken of birds) | Someone referred to previously is hiding out, staying on the down low; not taking jobs |
Maybe I'll forget you. | I trust you; "forgetting" someone is to not talk about them to a guard by "forgetting" their name/face, and is considered a show of trust. |
I forget their name. | I trust them. |
They've got lots of edigan. | A person who tends to be very cheap/frugal. |
(Always) on time | Professional |
Making small talk | Slipping a tail |
The ol' (place) | This place is a front operation; due to this term, modern front establishments avoid names like "The Old X" |
Pristine | Leaving as little evidence behind as possible |
Whisper | Telepathic communication (i.e. "She can whisper": She can speak telepathically) |
Leak | A secret entrance |
I owe you X lionis, don't I? | A proposal to meet in X number of days. Response can change the value, conversation can modify it as well. |
Wear/put on a hat | To change or put on a disguise; "top hat" can be specified to be magical |
Making money | Literally making counterfeit currency |
Sunrise | A compromised mission or a blown cover (i.e. "The birthday party went all the way 'til sunrise": the assassination attempt failed.) |
The fields | A profitable area for criminal activity |
Cornfields | An area good for pickpocketing; crowded areas |
Wheat fields | An area good for armed robbery; areas where few are armed or know how to fight |
Rice fields | An area with few or lazy guards, good for |
Cotton fields | An area good for cons/scams; an area with a lot of gullible people |
River | Trustworthy source of information (can be used to describe a person: "He fishes from the river" or "She sits by the river") |
Lake/pond | Untrustworthy source of information (similar to above) |
Rats | General threats to criminals; guards, monsters, snitches, etc. Broad term |
Bright | Something conspicuous |
Sharp eye | A guard who can be easily bribed |
Tenth Hell | An incredibly dangerous location (not really a code word, more like an idiom) |
Fairy/Pixie | A scout or lookout |
Working | Committing a crime; doing something illegal |
Sleepy | Poor |
Stonework/masonry | Wetwork (derived from "making gravestones") |
Bloody nose | Someone to be hanged (shortened from "noose") |
Cranberry juice | A truth serum |
Gold jewellery | Something or someone able to remove or otherwise affect magic (i.e. "She wears gold jewellery" or "I've got some gold jewellery") |
Did you hear about X? | A cue to stop using Shadowspeak; someone who knows too much may be listening |
Crows taking flight | To scatter or dispand |
Don't need to dance | Something that requires no magic |
Cloak/cape | Someone who's disappeared (i.e. "She got a new cloak":She's disappeared; "You'll find him wearing a cape":You won't find him) |
Hiring for a Job
When approaching someone to hire them for a job, this is often done under the guise of inviting them to a party. The hiree has the option to ask questions about the party, and then accept or deny the invitation. These terms can also be used to simply discuss prior jobs, work experience, or jobs that someone else has done. In those cases, rather than inviting the listener to a party, the speaker simply talks about a party that they or someone else has attended.
Shadowspeak | Meaning |
Party | Illegal activity |
Birthday party | Assassination job |
Banquet | Piracy |
Tea party | Forgery |
Cocktail party | Con |
Garden party | Thievery/burglary |
Dinner party | Torture |
Estate sale | Auction |
Mixer | Theft/retrieval |
Sending postcards | Kidnapping/ransom |
Playing cards | Smuggling contraband |
Farewell party | Smuggling live cargo (people, generally) |
Gossip | Information gathering |
Marriage proposal | Intimidation or blackmail |
Bring a date | Provide your own team; do not inform them of any details. |
Bring your date | Provide your own team; inform them of as few details as possible, but they can know some information. |
It's during the day | Kill all witnesses; witnesses will be inevitable. |
It's at night | Act quickly and quiety, avoid collateral damage. |
You can bring a plus-one. | Frame someone else for the crime. |
I'm sure [family member] would love to come. | Frame a specific person for the crime. (Can be followed up with questions inquiring as to how the person is doing) |
Some weeds need to be trimmed. | A snitch or spy is involved. |
Family gathering | Small/short job |
City gathering | High-stakes operation |
Village gathering | Long-term job/operation |
Party favours | Proof of victim's identity |
Host | Person on the inside |
On good terms | Look like an accident |
Formal gathering | Must follow employer's instructions |
Informal gathering | Method up to hiree's discretion |
Pet friendly | Fine to bring non-criminal companions to the job |
Numbers in Shadowspeak
When referring to things with numbers, such as the number of targets, number of guards, or number of crew on a job, it is difficult to avoid saying actual numbers. Instead, these numbers are disguised as other things. When discussing anything related to numbers, topics are chosen that allow these numbers to be brought up. Some of these situations require changing or negotiations of numbers, so topics are chosen that allow for this. Some topics refer to the same things, to allow for conversations that make sense to any outside listeners.
Topic | Meaning |
Ages | Pay for a job (in viodium) |
How many candles should I bring? | Pay for a job (in viodium specific to assassinations |
Partygoers | Number of crew/people hired for a job |
Guests (separate from partygoers) | (When discussing assassination) number of targets; (When discussing other jobs) pay for a job (in viodium) |
Buildings | Guards |
Cardspeak
Cardspeak is a form of Shadowspeak where conversation occurs while the participants are taking part in a card game. The card game itself is fake, with no actual rules to it. Rather, the cards serve as a method of communicating information overlayed on regular conversation. Typically, this is accompanied by contributing of money into a pool, if one person is providing information to another.
The deck of cards used in cardspeak is a simple 6-suit 90-card deck, with the suits being Rings, Hearts, Shields, Stars, Blades, and Crowns. The card values are numbered 1-10, along with "royals" of the Jack, Queen, King, Angel, and Deity. Multiple cards can be played at once to convey mutliple meanings.
Cardspeak allows for more clandestine conversation that can't fully be understood even by those versed in Shadowspeak, unless they get close enough to read the cards being placed on the table. It also allows theives to meet in public places, to ensure the safety of both parties when there is no trust between them.
Cards can have a few different meanings, depending on the context when they are placed. They can be commentary on the safety of a location, qualities of an individual, or an indicator of numbers.
Location Commentary
Card | Meaning |
Any ring | An area with a lot of valuable items |
Any heart | A safe place for thieves/scoundrels |
Any shield | An area that is not well-guarded, and is an easy target |
Any star | An area full of other thieves and competition |
Any blade | A dangerous place for illicit activity or wanted individuals |
Any crown | A good place to find dishonest work |
Person Commentary
Card | Meaning |
Any ring | A wealthy person |
Any heart | Someone who can provide help |
Any shield | An easy mark |
Any star | Another criminal |
Any blade | A snitch |
Any crown | Someone known to hire for dishonest work |
Item Commentary
Card | Meaning |
Any ring | Worth a lot of money |
Any heart | A forgery |
Any shield | Not very well guarded |
Any star | A magical item |
Any blade | A well-guarded item |
Any crown | Recently stolen |
Royal Cards
The royal cards of the deck have special meanings, outside of the conversation at hand. These can be played at any point, to indicate the desired meaining.
Card | Meaning |
Jack | We are being watched/listened to |
Queen | I'm not interested in the job being offerred. |
King | Too risky. |
Angel | Stop talking; feign regular conversation. |
Deity | A person of interest is here. |
Food/Drink Orders
Many thieves guilds prefer to operate out of front restaurants. This opens up a few more opportunities for discreet communication, in the form of food and drink orders. The manner in which the food or drink is ordered does not matter as much as the actual food or drink itself - though, it is cutomary to tip the bartender, at risk of them turning you away. In addition, asking for multiple drinks, of the same kind or different, means asking for multiple people of the same or different skillsets. A bartender will then respond to these orders by directing them to a table, to match them up with someone to talk to; A bartender might direct an assassin asking for a job to a patron that came in earlier looking for an assassin. If directed to an empty table, that is a promise to send the next person their way. Alternatively, if the bartender says "We don't have/serve that here.", they are turning the patron away.
Typically, when a thieves' guild operates out of a bar, tavern, or restaurant, they will post a "greeter" at the door. This greeter will comment on the weather to each person that they don't recognise entering, and display a hand signal towards the bartender if the customer indicates that they are not a criminal - the specific hand signal varies depending on the guild and location. Typically, patrons of the establishment will also keep an eye out for this hand sign, as it is a sign to quiet down their conversations, switch to Shadowspeak, or be wary of their words until they know for sure that the visitor is not a member of law enforcement.
Order | Meaning |
I'll have the daily special. | I'm looking for a job, and I don't care about specifics. |
What drinks do you have available? | What jobs are people looking for? (Response is with the associated drinks) |
What meals/foods do you have available? | What types of people are looking for jobs? (Response is with the associated foods) |
I'll have a tea. | I'm looking to hire an assassin. |
I'm in the mood for some wine. | I'm looking to hire a burglar |
Could I get some juice? | I'm looking to hire a pickpocket |
Got any ale on tap? | I'm looking to hire a pirate. |
You have any exotic drinks? | I'm looking for a fence. |
How about some rum? | I'm looking for a bookie. |
I'll have a glass of champagne. | I'm looking for a con artist. |
Just water, please. | I'm looking for a hustler. |
I'll have (drink), on the rocks. | I'm looking to hire a smuggler. |
I'll have some coffee. | I'm looking to hire a forger. |
I'd like a shot of vodka. | I'm looking to hire a torturer. |
I'll take whatever you have on tap. | I'm looking to buy information. |
I'll have a stew. | I'm looking to sell information. |
Do you have steak? | I'm an assassin looking for work. |
I'd like some baked potatoes. | I'm a burglar looking for work. |
Got any warm meals? | I'm a pickpocket looking for work. |
I'll take some seafood. | I'm a pirate looking for work. |
I'd prefer a bitter meal. | I'm a fence looking for clients. |
How 'bout some pork? | I'm a bookie looking for clients. |
It's been a while since I've had some snail. | I'm a con artist looking for work/information. |
I'll have some bread. | I'm a hustler looking for work/information. |
I'm in the mood for some stew. | I'm a smuggler looking for work. |
I think I'll have some chips. | I'm a forger looking for work. |
I'd like a plate of mashed potatoes. | I'm a torturer looking for work. |
Shadowspeak Glyphs
In addition to spoken code phrases, Shadowspeak also encompasses a set of glyphs that can be easily painted to convey information about a location to other thieves. These are typically designed to just look like graffiti, and tend to be placed in locations that are unobtrusive and require the eye of someone who is specifically looking for them to spot; a thief might place a glyph in an alleyway next to an extablishment, or on the underside of the overhang of a roof. While the exact glyphs vary depending on region, and there can be more for other or more specific meanings, the following seven are fairly standard and understood across the continent.
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Area is safe | Area has guards/guard lives here | Dangerous area | Poor house/area | Rich house/area | Building owner is armed | This area is claimed territory |
Symbols made by notahumanhand
The scariest thing about this article is that it could actually be used in real life now. There's enough information here that I could decently understand a conversation held between two Shadowspeakers. I doubt that I could converse with them, without practice, but this documentation is quite spooky. If the guards got a hold of this...
as long as no one snitches... xD