The Stag and Trap
You make your way through the town of Faypass until you come to an inn, which is called The Stag and Trap, a quite large shabby hewn rock inn with a thatched roof that the locals know best for its wooden-chopping competition held weekly.
The Stag and Trap is quite large and comfortably spacious. The construction of the absolutely spotless inn's hewn rock fixtures and the décor is tasteless, and there's clearly been some decent money put into its construction; the hewn rock fixtures are rock solid, and quite beautiful. An ancient tapestry is hung up on one of the walls depicting the creation of an ancient relic. The clientele is pretty rough, and might have scared off some of the less rambunctious potential customers.
Behind the counter is who you would assume to be the bartender, a short woman with large puffy cheeks who is currently taking an order from a customer. You walk up to the bar, and strike up conversation with the woman, who introduces herself as Janna Kerry, the acting manager of The Stag and Trap.
On offer today
The smells emanating from the kitchen tantalise your nostrils, and when you ask the waiting staff what's on menu, they begin to take a deep breath, before listing out a huge array of wines, ales, lagers, and spirits. It goes without saying that the kitchen is able to accommodate even the pickiest of royalty. The house cheese is 2 Silver 1 Copper and is a spotty yellow cheese which is soft and spongey, with the occasional crunch. It smells like a delicious slice of bread toasted over a fire, and tastes salty, like a cow's salt-lick. Menu
Dish
Crisped Worm and Potatoes- 3 Copper
Frogs on Skewers- 4 Copper
Green Chili Stew- 3 Copper
Grilled Snake and Macadamia- 3 Copper
Humble Pie (tripe or cow heel)- 2 Copper
Lizard Gruel with Nutbread- 3 Copper
Plain porridge- 2 Copper
Spiced porridge- 3 Copper
Pot of cured meats- 4 Copper
Bacon and Eggs- 5 Copper
Bread and cheese- 3 Copper
Vegetable Stew- 4 Copper
Eggs on toast- 5 Copper
Honeybread- 3 Copper
Greenspear- 3 Copper
Baked potatoes- 3 Copper
Catch of the Day fish, served with lemon- 1 Silver
Barbecued Gopher Legs- 5 Copper
Bog-Beetle Dumplings- 4 Copper
Bread-bowl stew- 5 Copper
Leg of Mutton and eggs- 5 Copper
Mushroom Stew with Bread- 5 Copper
Rabbit and Baked Pumpkin- 5 Copper
Roseapple pie- 3 Copper
Squash and Fish Soup- 7 Copper
Broiled Salmon and Potatoes- 2 Silver 7 Copper
Cheese Pie and Onion Soup- 2 Silver 3 Copper
Grilled Wild Boar Chops- 3 Silver 2 Copper
Baked Loin of Pork with Gravy- 5 Silver 1 Copper
Beef Steak and Kidney Pie- 7 Silver 1 Copper
Pecan Pie- 3 Silver 2 Copper
Buffaloaf and Honeyed Corn- 6 Silver 4 Copper
Elven Bread- 5 Silver 5 Copper
Honey Braised Boar Ribs- 7 Silver 7 Copper
Pork Chop and Curds- 8 Silver 4 Copper
Rack of Lamb Platter- 8 Silver 6 Copper
Tavern Entertainment
A bard is up on a nice looking stage doing a comedy bit, he is currently heckling a patron about their clothes. Passe-dix
You see kinda chunky man with quite muscular arms take three six-sided dice, and then roll them. He roars with pleasure as the dice come to a total of 18, and grabs his winnings from young adult human with rough, cracked hands who is holding a carrot. The dice moves to the next player, and the lean person with the carrot (which clearly signifies who is acting as the banker) hands it to the next person in the circle, and everyone that's playing hands the new banker some coins. The player then rolls the dice, but only rolls a total of 7, which is met with disappointed sighs. Accommodation
The Stag and Trap has 9 available rooms, which are quite large and absolutely spotless. Because this inn is priced for aristocratic patrons, it will cost 4 Gold to stay here for the night.
The smells emanating from the kitchen tantalise your nostrils, and when you ask the waiting staff what's on menu, they begin to take a deep breath, before listing out a huge array of wines, ales, lagers, and spirits. It goes without saying that the kitchen is able to accommodate even the pickiest of royalty. The house cheese is 2 Silver 1 Copper and is a spotty yellow cheese which is soft and spongey, with the occasional crunch. It smells like a delicious slice of bread toasted over a fire, and tastes salty, like a cow's salt-lick. Menu
Dish
Crisped Worm and Potatoes- 3 Copper
Frogs on Skewers- 4 Copper
Green Chili Stew- 3 Copper
Grilled Snake and Macadamia- 3 Copper
Humble Pie (tripe or cow heel)- 2 Copper
Lizard Gruel with Nutbread- 3 Copper
Plain porridge- 2 Copper
Spiced porridge- 3 Copper
Pot of cured meats- 4 Copper
Bacon and Eggs- 5 Copper
Bread and cheese- 3 Copper
Vegetable Stew- 4 Copper
Eggs on toast- 5 Copper
Honeybread- 3 Copper
Greenspear- 3 Copper
Baked potatoes- 3 Copper
Catch of the Day fish, served with lemon- 1 Silver
Barbecued Gopher Legs- 5 Copper
Bog-Beetle Dumplings- 4 Copper
Bread-bowl stew- 5 Copper
Leg of Mutton and eggs- 5 Copper
Mushroom Stew with Bread- 5 Copper
Rabbit and Baked Pumpkin- 5 Copper
Roseapple pie- 3 Copper
Squash and Fish Soup- 7 Copper
Broiled Salmon and Potatoes- 2 Silver 7 Copper
Cheese Pie and Onion Soup- 2 Silver 3 Copper
Grilled Wild Boar Chops- 3 Silver 2 Copper
Baked Loin of Pork with Gravy- 5 Silver 1 Copper
Beef Steak and Kidney Pie- 7 Silver 1 Copper
Pecan Pie- 3 Silver 2 Copper
Buffaloaf and Honeyed Corn- 6 Silver 4 Copper
Elven Bread- 5 Silver 5 Copper
Honey Braised Boar Ribs- 7 Silver 7 Copper
Pork Chop and Curds- 8 Silver 4 Copper
Rack of Lamb Platter- 8 Silver 6 Copper
Tavern Entertainment
A bard is up on a nice looking stage doing a comedy bit, he is currently heckling a patron about their clothes. Passe-dix
You see kinda chunky man with quite muscular arms take three six-sided dice, and then roll them. He roars with pleasure as the dice come to a total of 18, and grabs his winnings from young adult human with rough, cracked hands who is holding a carrot. The dice moves to the next player, and the lean person with the carrot (which clearly signifies who is acting as the banker) hands it to the next person in the circle, and everyone that's playing hands the new banker some coins. The player then rolls the dice, but only rolls a total of 7, which is met with disappointed sighs. Accommodation
The Stag and Trap has 9 available rooms, which are quite large and absolutely spotless. Because this inn is priced for aristocratic patrons, it will cost 4 Gold to stay here for the night.
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