I love Solis Bay. California sun. California beaches. West Coast vibes and killer waves. You never lose your chill in Solis Bay.
Neighborhoods
Capshaw
This is where the most bodacious beaches are. Country clubs and tourists are everywhere. But you never know who you'll see. You could be rubbing shoulders with celebrities posing for paparazzi, or chilling out with the surfers at Stedevast Beach. Gated communities are lame, but if you know someone who can get you into a party there, do not say no. You'll totally regret it for the rest of your life.
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Capshaw
Bellside
Pretty stuffy with all the dudes and dudettes in suits, but this business district has some killer shopping. Lots of boutique shops for the fashionista who needs something totally fetch. The Banner Building is the tallest one in the city, but it's all "money money money, buy sell buy sell", and really aggressive. My favorite
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Bellside
Ardenvale
The center of Solis Bay. People here are supposed to be pretty smart. The Herbert Museum of History is here, art galleries, and of course Solis Bay University. This is also where City Hall and other government-y stuff is.
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Ardenvale
Kitbury
Condo buildings, and the best clubs. The neighborhood for the young professional who need the best cocktails and hottest dance floors at the end of a hard week. Also home to the Diamond Boar Bay Speedboat Races, which is a totally big deal in Solis Bay.
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Kitbury
Herdevine
Southside of the city is home to the working class citizens and starving artists. Shorter condensed housing that eventually sprawls out into ranches and orchards owned by wealthy old money families, many of which live in Baretta Hills. Some people say it's like a fiefdom with the ranch and farm owners keeping Herdevine in line. But if there's anything I know, it's the more you try to control something the wilder it gets, and the life in Herdevine will always find away to thrive.
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Herdevine
Baretta Hills
Far east side of the city, Baretta Hills is where the wealthy hide in the winding roads, and dense evergreens. My dad says they have secret parties up their where the people who really control the city decided the fate of all of us peasants. But if the surf is good and the sun keeps on shining they can't rain on my parade, know what I mean?
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Baretta Hills
Sports
One of the most popular regional sporting events takes place at Diamond Boar Bay, where speedboat races are held. These lightning fast boats zip across sparkling waves in display or speed, grace, and human ingenuity. The best of these racers enjoy life as a local celebrity, and for the folks of Solis Bay are just as big a deal as any mainstream movie star or pop singer.
Solis Bay University
Big brains work hard at Solis Bay University. Home to several prestigious schools of science, SBU is one of the nation's premier academic institutions. I met a guy at a coffee shop once who said he was studying engineering with the hopes of getting courted by
Pantodyne Industries, and I was like "Good luck with that bro."
There's a decent film school, and you may see from time to time students filming their short films on the beach. Or they might just be some creeps scoping out the hotties. You never can be sure. Probably students though.
As far as collegiate athletics go, the SBU Dolphins are sometimes pretty good at football. Unfortunately anytime we have some winning seasons our head coach takes a job at another big sports school. Dicks.
However SBU women's volleyball team is always a force to be reckoned with, and draw big crowds for their games. Their annual fundraiser they Beach Ball Brawl, is not to be missed! If you are in the team's rotation at SBU, you get treated pretty damn nice by locals.
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