Get new scayl male. Too days. Mordecai talked him good and cost three many gold. Mordecai has a plan to make big gold. Says he wans me to jump agh seerv beer. Hurjoks are SULJ stupid ha ha.

*Hastily scrawled memo* Dayt with Emyron. ToniTE! Tok to Emyrson. Axe about: Faktshon war between bird peepl and Xentarum. Reneer Niremboor's dad (Dagult). Was he a [strike]wyzard??[/strike] lizard.

Chekd. Yes cn bless my owyn worta :) lernin sumfin new evry day.

Reelly hate spyders :( wy dere so many spyders on dis boat anyway?

Still thinken about wut happened back there in the taverne. Mordecai wus all flayme and then suddenlie evrythin got real hot and erruptd in fyre.

I think thas free noses now, or is it foor? Cant keep track. If he didnt wanna get punched then he shouldnt let his face say such stupid things.

Met new freind in tree and took ‘im wtih us. Didn’t want to come but took ‘im anyway. Think his name is ‘Oof’. Vrey good lisenter. Mir’ek never had friend like him before. Eevn tho he is digsstuing male and human. Told hium about Frikki, Mordecai and pther orc. About were Mir’ek come from. Whole life story. Off knows more about Mir’ek than anonye else. Frkiki ‘n I talked to Ooff all night. Tlod him he made bad life chcioes and reoncdsier bandit lisfteyle. Got so mchu to live for. Don’t need to be buyllying poor peeple. Detiefinly think we got threw to him. Oof Spat in Mir’ek’s face and said he would slit her throat. Mir’ek happy that he alreddy knows good Orc maners.

Anyone seen a shovel? It was really good one.