A wizard who can trace his lineage back beyond Barely Tinkle. Known for being full of punditry and essential liquids. His calling card is a two headed coin.
My lords! My ladies. And everyone else here not sitting on a cushion! (a roar from the crowd) Today....today....you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure....of introducing to you a WIZARD sired by wizards. A wizard who can trace his lineage back beyond Barely Tinkle. I first met him atop a mountain near Mordered, praying to Rod, asking His forgiveness for the hobbit wine spilt by his wand. Next, he amazed me further still in MilkWood when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her dreadful Turdish uncle. In Gol Duldur, he spent a year in silence....just to better understand the sound...of a whisper. And so, without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the Seeker of Serenity, the Protector of Isthmusian Virginity, the Enforcer of our Lord Rod, the one, the only, SIR SERUTONAN VON LICHTENSTEIN WIZARD OF ES-NESS and Lord Of All Middle Mirth.
The day started with whimper but ended with a *BANG*.
I was in the lab prepping for another mind altering trip to Fukket-Vale (some call it Egothrouwn), to teach that know-it-all Sir EgoLoin a thing or two about serving a proper whine.
The major events and journals in Surutan's history, from the beginning to today.
The list of amazing people following the adventures of Surutan.
My lords! My ladies. And everyone else here not sitting on a cushion! (a roar from the crowd) Today....today....you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure....of introducing to you a WIZARD sired by wizards. A wizard who can trace his lineage back beyond Barely Tinkle. I first met him atop a mountain near Mordered, praying to Rod, asking His forgiveness for the hobbit wine spilt by his wand. Next, he amazed me further still in MilkWood when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her dreadful Turdish uncle. In Gol Duldur, he spent a year in silence....just to better understand the sound...of a whisper. And so, without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the Seeker of Serenity, the Protector of Isthmusian Virginity, the Enforcer of our Lord Rod, the one, the only, SIR SERUTONAN VON LICHTENSTEIN WIZARD OF ES-NESS and Lord Of All Middle Mirth.
Social
Birthplace
The North
Current Residence
Isthmus House
Contacts & Relations
Ribald Rick - Keeper of Djik.
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Holder of the Grey Stash
Wealth & Financial state
Unknown (some say vast)
Family Ties
yes, always
Religious Views
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Social Aptitude
Always gets into a conversation with a needy stranger
Mannerisms
Always tilts a little forward and backward on his heels and says 'Hmmm' while doing it (like he's in deep thought after hearing what someone just said)
Hobbies & Pets
Pets: Trubbles (kinda like a Tribble but a little smaller and with antennae
Hobbies: Looking for truffles
Speech
Pikey (no one knows why and no one ever expects it)