A wizard whose lineage is barely a trickle - some say. We all wonder where he came from. His calling card is a two headed sulphurous match.
- Age
- unknown
- Gender
- Male
- Eyes
- Grey
- Hair
- Greyish yellow
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- ghoulish white
- Height
- 6' 11"
- Weight
- 120
Today....today....you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure.... of introducing to you a WIZARD sired by well we really can't divulge that information *hush hush*. If we did something might happen to you
A wizard who attended Fukket-Veille academy for early achievers. Many of you may have heard of the plague of culture and it's resolution by the High Hand.
Well I can assure you Sir EgoLoin may have had a part in it but you know *hush hush*. And next, he has amazed us all still further in the MilkWood Affair when he saved Richard's End from a serious ravaging. Some say it was all started by none other than Reichting Wahl. *rumors abound*.
In Gol Duldur, he spent a year lecturing *for free* ....just to improve the lives of others by the dispensation of his knowledge. In so doing he was made an honorary member of the Tinkers Guild.
And so, without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the Seeker of Harmony, the shield of Richard's End, and the left hand of Inky-Doo, the one, the only, SIR EGOLOIN THE TINKERER OF RICHARD'S END*!!
*Really known as Richard's Bottom
Appearance
Physical Description
Gaunt, lean, tall, ghoulishly thin
Body Features
Huge nostrils, long legs, and long arms with long claw-like hands consisting of bony fingers and even longer fingernails
Facial Features
Heavy lidded eyes, aquiline nose
Identifying Characteristics
Ghoulishly white skin with dark baggy circles under the eyes.
Physical quirks
Facial tic when he is lying but thinking everyone believes him.
Apparel & Accessories
Always carry's a flaggon of wine (which is always near empty). Always holding a 1/4 full glass of wine
Specialized Equipment
Smells fear or weakness from a mile away
Special abilities
Able to seek out those at their lowest morale (so he can prey upon them)
Mentality
Personal history
Hails from the Flatlands in the central part of Fukket-Veille. Was shunned as a child and always curried favor of his teachers and the head master.
Disappeared in the 2nd semester at FoontRight University and was not heard of again for many years.
Some say he explored the Darklands in search of the holy flagon of Lord Ron.
In that time it is rumored he acquire dark magic and is claimed to have stolen the holy flagon of Lord Ron. The truth is much more sinister and diabolical. The Eternal Flagon of El Ron is now always in his possession and is guarded with extreme jealousy.
Education
Attended LittleLords Academy and later FoontRight University. As an orphan it was never understood how he managed to get into either school.
Employment
Official wine taster at the Govoner's place in Lake Fukket-Veille.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Governor of Fukket-Veille
Failures & Embarrassments
Dethroned as governor of Fukket-Vril under what the press is claiming are suspicious circumstances. Some say there was nothing suspicious about it because "we all knew he was a fraud".
Mental Trauma
Denied access to family money because he was adopted.
Intellectual Characteristics
Keen eye for details and able to twist and argument in his favor (temporarily). Consequently he always sounds like he's right when he's actually wrong.
Morality & Philosophy
What's yours is rightfully mine
person.sexuality
unknown... he's never seen with anyone in an amorous way.
person.gender_identity
male
Taboos
never pay retail
Known Languages
Whinetraub - A sort of patois common to those preoccupied with social status and wine.
Personality
Motivation
Trying to make up for being an orphan with unknown lineage. Raised by grifters and left at the parish doorstep in FlatToon, EgoLoin seeks social status and praise from anyone he's around.
Quotes & Catchphrases
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame! Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver
Savvies & Ineptitudes
Understands the cold shoulder
Is unable to give it.
Likes & Dislikes
Likes putting others down with a 'good' argument.
Hates being put in his place
Virtues & Personality perks
Sometimes when he's drunk and feeling maudlin he will say something nice
Vices & Personality flaws
Tries too hard to win when looking for the big win.
Can be countered by egging him on.
Personality Quirks
When he knows he's lost the argument his right nostril will flare
Hygiene
None... He never takes a bath. He claims it's a waste of time. He prefers to believe his all natural wool sweaters and britches naturally absorb an neutralize body odor.
The major events and journals in Sir EgoLoin's history, from the beginning to today.
The list of amazing people following the adventures of Sir EgoLoin.
Social
Birthplace
unknown
Current Residence
Lake Fukket-Vale
Contacts & Relations
Unknown as he was orphaned
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Keeper of the royal Flaggon
Wealth & Financial state
Some say lots, others say none (at least none of his own)
Family Ties
unknown
Religious Views
On the outside: Nihilist
On the inside: Bubastis
Social Aptitude
Able to worm his way into any conversation
Mannerisms
Wrist flopping when interjecting or making a point
Eye rolling when addressed with the truth
Nostril flaring when he's lost an argument
Hobbies & Pets
Feeding flies to his plants
Speech
Sycophantic banter