a missionary's position

i did a lot of traveling from town to town and by traveling i mostly mean avoiding the confines of laws which do not agree with my religious needs

laws that i found myself compeled to imediately rebel against with my entire being!

laws that mean to keep ink on the page instead of flowing from quill to quill!

laws that the goddess herself would make laws against!

 
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laws like

"do not act as city guards to convince the guard captain to give 'you' the worst post in the city...yes, the one right by the sewer, sir, I've always wanted it"

or laws like

"do not transfer pelor tithings to the nearest bahamut tithing container only to then transfer the sum to handheld makeshift temporary tithing containers lining the streets"

or laws like

"do not curse at high ranking officials as themselves"

for the resulting confusion results in a need to know the intricacees of local law, custom, and the finer details of the aformentioned officials life
 
I forgot my point.
 
oh yes right.
 
so you hear a lot of things going to all these places, and one thing you learn is that there are all sorts of gods
 
gods for fuckin everything. you like hills? theres a god of hills. you like the existance and general concept of common sense? god of that too. you like death? buddy start praying cuz you've got options
 
so then you've got all these people praying to all sorts of gods and making all sorts of buildings and such and you start to wonder why its all needed.
 
and its needed becuse...religion is like a relationship. it needs the interaction to exist. if no one prays to moradin then moradin doesn't anser anyones prayers and if moradin doesn't anser anyones prayers then why would anyone pray to moradin in the first place?
 
so im in a bit of a situation.
 
and have been for qeye qwhite some time. I need to find someone interested in a threesome
 
a holy threesome
 
did my coin pulse or is my god just happy to see me? :)
 
anyways were about to search for some droki darro bastard should be awful but we need to do it to get out of the city of death and hatred