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Wed 24th Oct 2018 04:50

water you riding

by Zeder

alright im trying this writing thing which sucks cause

1 - i hate writing

2 - i have to angle my stupid shield just so I can see what im writing
 
basicaly everythings fucked, theres a huge tentacle monkey monster that got woken up cause a fish priest prayed real hard or something
and now were all on boats that keep crashin into things! korgoth keeps standing near me cause he can't see and he fuckin smells. all the
shit i can do sometimes i wish i could just make people not smell
 
anyways we ran into dwarvs that tried to kill us but once I saw em they were surrendering already, then we tried to ask em about their city
but they wanted too much money, so we tried to kill them
 
im not really certain about the whole morality of the situation but they seemed like a bunch of asses
 
and so are we, so Id say things went about as well as they usually do down here
 
I dont like fish anymore

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