Woe be on your pitiful town and its pig fucker sow sucking pitiful excuse for officers. Know ye now, and all who hear such tales from now to for'ere more, that on this day the 10th of Solus, year of 5912, that the ill isle of Martinette was struck a blow and left asunder by
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CAPTAIN CALLUM AND THE DOLPHIN FONDLERS
Dare not track us for we sail now to our home isle in the expanse where we many divy your stolen goods and recount on tales of ruining your mud hole villa. We will charm see-wenches with stories of how we raided you in our secret cove on the Expanse.
LIVE IN TERROR AND WANT NOT FOR OUR RETURN