So... by Radiance | World Anvil

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Sat 29th Feb 2020 06:28

So...

by Radiance Eme Omrin

Dear Mother and Father,
 
I forgot to add in my last letter that I got a new normal weapon! I huge battleaxe! I love it so much!
Anyway....
We were hired to host a..."stag do"?????
Whatever it is, it seemed cultish. Rimaia was instantly against it but...she wanted to eliminate it period? Why? Without the bad there can be no good. Not everything is black and white and without the competition of other religions and cults there would be no reason to vehemently listen to our deities. Also that point made Iltiari less likely to hate me. They loved the bread and cheese I suppose.
We are to be paid 100,000 in gold. Usually that is what I would get for my birthday! But anyhow...
We hosted them and Rimaia was very cautious.
OH I forgot we also had to teach everyone how to sail...Everyone did pretty well except for Rimaia and Glow...they were put on food duty. I was able to sneak away a few times to admire the canons and the maintenance and the First Mate's quarters...Damiel got to sleep in there. I suppose since he is an elf and highly intelligent that it makes sense...also he seems to be highly annoyed by everyone...but also...that room should've been mine. However I slept with Rimaia and Hail. They are fine. They respect my space and I theres.
Oh yeah, so...Iltiari and Hail returned from the void. The chicken looked very distressed.
Everything was fine at first but...turns out our stag bachelors were up to something after all. They were apparently looking for their god. I felt bad for them so I did not bother them...even though every night they would summon a random creepy eye that Iltiari had a vendetta aginst and was able to lift our ship above the water somewhat. We also decided to keep the ships name to the Joyful Damnation. I love her so much. Even though it's Zsoanas.
We did a karaoke session. I did very well with my sea shanties with Nabith. Iltiari...had fun. It was nice. We...had fun all of us. Lots of drinking happened...it made me a little sick but I'll be fine.
I had to skip the magic show but apparently I heard Iltiari used their..."father" for help....their father Cthulu. I know I know I put a pin in it for now. My priorities lie with Tazra now. This is just a bump in the road....a large bump....a large...purple...tentacle bump.
They liked the show, then was whale watching. They watched whales and i served them copious amounts of alcohol so Iltiari could get information from them while Rimaia and Hail snooped. It wasn't a complete failure.
The next day was pirate training. I thought we would make hats and knots but...we did not...they summoned a sea monster to fight Zsoana. She won of course.
There was a lot of mess...It was pinned.
Finally was the fireworks and dinner. Glow and I did an amazing job with the food.
Now...the next day...they summoned a stag god demon thing...luckily i was able to touch the canons! I had so much fun mother! UGH I love when things go BOOM!
Oh, we met with the Cult of Damos and I had to tell them secrets and find out where Tazra is/went. I had to tell them of the time I stole your ship father. I am sorry. I also had to tell them about my connection with Tazra. I have to be very careful to make sure my group does not find out. For they will shun me and all of this would be for naught.
Also! I got an orbiting moon! Your sun has a moon now! How splendid! I hope it will lower my anxiety.
Love, Eme Omrin.
 
P.S. Can you send me more allowance? I am a bit strapped for cash and would like a new dress. XOXO