Philander's Garbage Trash Infomercial Inventions

The Cloakie
aka a snuggie, two cloaks sewn together
 
The Snapper
A candle that lights up when someone snaps near it (this is Phil casting prestidigitation)
 
SuperClean
A liquid that instantly cleans any fabric (this is Phil casting prestidigitation)
 
HairOn!
A spray that can grow hair onto someone's head (this is Phil casting prestidigitation)
 
MightySeal
A putty-like substance that can be used to stop leaks
 
ChopSlap
A slapchop
 
Wearable Towel
A cloak with some holes in it
 
Wait, Shake!
A shake weight. Essentially two maracas glued together