Right, yes, you're all in a new decade. Look, it's been a bit busy up here. Congratulations on not burning down your planet yet! I know Australia's made a grand attempt, but there's a lot of rain on the way to help clean that up. Might've made the rain a bit too much, actually. It'll be fine.

Oh dear. Look, I know Halloween is something you all enjoy, but please don't try to stretch it over the entire month if you're not prepared for those consequences.

Is it just me, or is that Discord talking shit again? Man, this is why I prefer Order.

It's that time of the year where you mortals celebrate your differences. Be good to one another, love who you want, and stand up for who you are. Know that you're loved and cared for. I'm so proud of you all for progressing this far.

HELLO MORTALS. SHARE WITH ME YOUR 5E CHARACTERS IF THEY'VE GOT A WORLDANVIL SHEET. I NEED A REFERENCE.

Let there be light!

Alright, who let Crowley and Aziraphale have their own show? They won't stop preening.

Only like, 7 months to my son's birthday. Woo!

Have you ever considered what's ABOVE Heaven?

THE GATES HAVE BEEN OPENED. To Heroes, not to Heaven. You can't get in THAT easily.

Why do mortals keep trying to throw themselves in front of other mortals? Pull them out of the way! You have arms! I gave you them for a reason!

So, just as a heads up, try and not get yourselves killed. I don't care what you've heard about Heaven, rushing your entrance always sucks.

Just got shown the WorldAnvil Discord. I'm smiting all of you.

Mortals! Do not fear me - instead, tell me what you're up to. It's interesting hearing your explanations for the crazy situations I can see you in.

Hey you. Stop scrolling for a sec and remember that no matter your identity or beliefs, you're loved and accepted. I know I'm not really fitting the vision of 'god' that a lot of you hold, but that doesn't make me care any less.

Hey, I have 11 followers! Thinking we should sit down for dinner sometime. I'll invite my son.

Alright, put your hands up: How many of you are #sinners? Let's get some confessions out of the way. Tell me what you did.

WE'VE GONE WITH CLOUDS AS A PICTURE, MORTALS.

It has come to my attention that I need a profile picture. I can't really DO selfies...

BLESSED CHILD.

HELLO FELLOW #IMMORTALS

WELCOME, NEW CHILDREN.

I wish WorldAnvil had existed when I made Earth. You know what happens without a tracker? You get platypi, that's what.

Light? More like SMITE.

God joins the ranks of Heroes!

God enters the scene of legendary heroes! Welcome to the family of the Eternals!