You don't need to speak when your hammer speaks for you.
The life-stealing artifact of legend... has gone missing
Comedy or Tragedy befall all those who gaze upon this mask.
In a world of magic, what you write can depend greatly on what you write with.
Any autonomous construct, usually the bane or the boon of peaceful people everywhere
The mask that lets the wearer be nowhere
A one-of-a-kind Techno-wizard artifact, perfect for a bodyguard or scout
A scaled mask that can transform the wearer into a mermaid
If you hear the sound of bones clacking, it may already be too late for you. Run anyway.