PM1 pt.09} my name isn't milk
macabreSerenade [MS] has started responding to the memo.
MS: Pardon the intrusion, but I have been observing this conversation, and CA has piqued my interest.
CG: GOD, *THAT'S* A FIRST.
CA: i havve havve i
CA: wwell isnt this another interestin evvent in an extremely unusual chain a evvents i nevver expected to see happen at all much less all in quick sucession
CA: you mind tellin me wwhat exactly is grabbin your gaze here im real curious after you said that
MS: Your demeanor has me quite captivated. Simply put, your personality and mannerisms greatly entertain me.
MS: Please do not mistake this entertainment as me laughing at you. That would be a very snide, unladylike remark.
CA: oh has it noww
CA: look at this kar i hope you got your ganderbulbs wwide open because this is howw youre SUPPOSED to react to a distinguished highblood such as myself
CA: sure thats a bit of a strange wway of puttin it but ill take the respect i can get here seein as nobodys evven tryin to followw the spectrum here
CA: pretty embarrasin wwhen the thinskin is doin a better job then any a you an theyre not evven one a us theyre just some alien
CP: I would say I have some fairly thick skin.
CG: YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME WITH YOUR INCESSANT IDIOCY.
CG: REALLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.
CG: YEAH, YOU BUMPED INTO A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T REPULSED BY YOUR OBVIOUSLY REPREHENSIBLE ATTITUDE. SO WHAT?
CG: IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY DON'T *KNOW* YOU. NOT LIKE *I* KNOW YOU.
CG: BUT SURE. CALL THEM "THINSKINS". SEE HOW LONG THE CAMARADERIE LASTS.
MS: I was not aware that there were slurs for humans in troll culture. This will be noted. However, it doesn't affect me in the slightest. Silly people use silly words.
CP: CG I've heard a lot worse from violet bloods. When they get done seeing you as a cool object of interest, they try to kill you. CA At least seems like they won't try to kill me
CG: CA WILL TRY, AND *HAS* TRIED, TO KILL LITERALLY EVERY LANDDWELLER.
CG: MULTIPLE. TIMES.
CG: BUT SURE. YOU CAN CONTINUE TO STRADDLE HIS BULGE LIKE ONE OF YOUR HUMAN "COWBOYS". ALL IT'S GONNA DO IS INFLATE HIS EGO SO THAT HE CRASHES HARDER NEXT TIME HE GETS PUT IN HIS PLACE.
MS: I apologize, CG. Are you perhaps jealous? If you would like, I am perfectly capable of giving equal attention.
CP: Heh, yeah but do you see every land dweller dead yet? He obviously hasn't actually done it. So, I honestly don't care. Trolls try to kill people, as long as you haven't tried to kill me in particular and actually have some skill in it, then you are okay.
CG: NO, I'M NOT JEALOUS, YOU FUCKING DOLT.
CG: UGH. I HATE YOU PEOPLE.
CA: is this some sort a strange fevver dream im startin to havve trouble believvin this is really somethin thats happenin right noww
CA: might havve to try an pinch myself to see if i wwake up at this rate
CA: maybe i shouldnt havve eaten that wweird fish wwith the lumps on its head after all
CA: tasted fine sure but nothin growws like that wwithout havvin somethin wwrong with it dont knoww wwhat i was thinkin
CG: THIS ISN'T A DREAM. IT'S A FUCKING *NIGHTMARE*.
CP: Let me rock you back into reailty again, shall I? You are a tad bit vain and have a high ego. Knock yourself down a few pegs mate. Some friendly advice
CG: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! GOD, YOU HAD ME CONVINCED THAT YOU WERE GONNA KEEP KISSING HIS WASTE CHUTE UNTIL ONE OF YOU PASSED OUT.
CA: you seem familiar wwith the wways a us trolls so im surprised youd say that wwhat wwith knowwin the significance a my caste an all
CA: i got good reason to be behavvin the wway i do us vviolet bloods are the natural born leaders a troll society behind the empress anywways but you get the point im tryin to make here
CA: wwe stand abovve the rest a those wwho livve on land an direct them from our illustrious an secretivve dwwellins in the sea hence how wwe got our monikers as seadwwellers in the first place
CA: someone has to direct all a this rabble an thats wwhat us ocean folk wwere hatched to do
CP: Yeah, but some of you need to be put down a peg. Most of you don't realize the fact that you are not the biggest fish in the sea.
MS: True, you were born into a life of luxury. That I admire. I was not given such a promising life. I had no parental figures as a child, and as such brought myself up in the seclusion of the shadows. I envy you, caligulasAquarium.
CA: i hate to break it to you but unless youre talkin in a literal sense there isnt anythin higher up on the specturm then us so in a wway wwe ARE the biggest fish in the sea
CA: unless someone decided to reshuffle the wwhole damn thing wwhile i wwasnt lookin thats the wway it alwways has been an the wway it alwways will be
CA: that does sound like a pretty crummy situation all things considered but im glad to hear you wwere able to pull yourself up by the bootstraps there
CA: lot a the rustbloods who do nothin but bellyache about their situations could learn a thing or twwo from someone such as yourself
CP: No I'm not. Blood doesn't equal Skill you soggy asshole. Oh sorry, I have to mind my manners. Soggy blowhole.
MS: CP, care to dial it back a little? This is a tad redundant, being that bitter towards someone for no reason other than they seem a little bit vain.
MS: Even someone like me has better manners than you. How sad, honestly.
CP: Sorry, I've just been on edge for a little while. Not enough sleep I suppose. I am sorry for saying that but the line still stands. Blood doesn't equal Skill.
CA: wwell a course just bein a vviolet doesnt mean youre the best at evverythin obvviously wwere not goin to start manipulatin the mind or objects like some a the lowwer castes but wwe dont need frivvilious powwers like that to stay on top a things
CA: thanks to our long lifespans wwere not only the most cut out to be leaders but wwe also got the most time to refine our skills so wwhile evveryone starts the same in the fightin methods they knoww wwe got the most time to perfect it
CA: if you seriously think some flashy gutterblood with psii has a chance against one a the most experienced alternian seadwwellin wargenerals then youre wwoefully mistaken
CA: wwere on the top a the spectrum for a reason here its not like wwe just decided wwe ruled ovver evveryone else an they agreed to it
CP: True, long lifespans.
MS: You state a very valid point. Have you ever studied hand to hand combat or anything of the sort?
CP: me?
MS: I was referring to CA, but I suppose I am intrigued by you as well, just not as grippingly.
CP: Eh, true not a very interesting person.
CA: dabbled a bit in it but to be honest i wwas alwways more comfortable usin a cutlass wwhen it came to gettin all up close an personal wwith someone in a fight
CA: a course neither a those are my chosen wweapon either wway an ill alwways be more comfortable blastin someone to kingdom come then slashin or punchin
CA: alwways found the wway some a the lowwbloods fight with their natural abilities to be dreadfully uncivvilized compared to usin a wweapon anywways
CA: theres no skill in blowwin someone awway with your eye lasers that youvve had your wwhole life compared to learnin howw to use a gun properly
UD: I am asking again/ anyone have any idea where Jarv Thrend is/
CP: I hear he is making a break into the woods.
UD: Thanks/ That is very useful/
MS: Alas, I don't know very many people at all. I mostly communicate in this memo, and that is how I get my human interaction. Or. Human/Troll interaction, depending on what species you are.
CA: yeah i got no clue wwho thats supposed to be
CA: maybe you should a tried keepin better track a em so you wwouldnt havve to ask like that in the first place
MS: A mystery. Who is Jarv Thrend? Could he be you? Could he be me? Could he be everyone?
UD: heh/ I am just trying to figure out where he went/ Client wants him dead/
UD: Brown hair/ Brown eyes/ 5 7/ very skinny/ making his way towards the woods/
MS: There is a lot of people who look like that. I have seen many a brown haired, brown eyed boy run past the alleys in which I dwell.
CG: GOD, *THAT'S* A FIRST.
CA: i havve havve i
CA: wwell isnt this another interestin evvent in an extremely unusual chain a evvents i nevver expected to see happen at all much less all in quick sucession
CA: you mind tellin me wwhat exactly is grabbin your gaze here im real curious after you said that
MS: Your demeanor has me quite captivated. Simply put, your personality and mannerisms greatly entertain me.
MS: Please do not mistake this entertainment as me laughing at you. That would be a very snide, unladylike remark.
CA: oh has it noww
CA: look at this kar i hope you got your ganderbulbs wwide open because this is howw youre SUPPOSED to react to a distinguished highblood such as myself
CA: sure thats a bit of a strange wway of puttin it but ill take the respect i can get here seein as nobodys evven tryin to followw the spectrum here
CA: pretty embarrasin wwhen the thinskin is doin a better job then any a you an theyre not evven one a us theyre just some alien
CP: I would say I have some fairly thick skin.
CG: YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME WITH YOUR INCESSANT IDIOCY.
CG: REALLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.
CG: YEAH, YOU BUMPED INTO A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T REPULSED BY YOUR OBVIOUSLY REPREHENSIBLE ATTITUDE. SO WHAT?
CG: IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY DON'T *KNOW* YOU. NOT LIKE *I* KNOW YOU.
CG: BUT SURE. CALL THEM "THINSKINS". SEE HOW LONG THE CAMARADERIE LASTS.
MS: I was not aware that there were slurs for humans in troll culture. This will be noted. However, it doesn't affect me in the slightest. Silly people use silly words.
CP: CG I've heard a lot worse from violet bloods. When they get done seeing you as a cool object of interest, they try to kill you. CA At least seems like they won't try to kill me
CG: CA WILL TRY, AND *HAS* TRIED, TO KILL LITERALLY EVERY LANDDWELLER.
CG: MULTIPLE. TIMES.
CG: BUT SURE. YOU CAN CONTINUE TO STRADDLE HIS BULGE LIKE ONE OF YOUR HUMAN "COWBOYS". ALL IT'S GONNA DO IS INFLATE HIS EGO SO THAT HE CRASHES HARDER NEXT TIME HE GETS PUT IN HIS PLACE.
MS: I apologize, CG. Are you perhaps jealous? If you would like, I am perfectly capable of giving equal attention.
CP: Heh, yeah but do you see every land dweller dead yet? He obviously hasn't actually done it. So, I honestly don't care. Trolls try to kill people, as long as you haven't tried to kill me in particular and actually have some skill in it, then you are okay.
CG: NO, I'M NOT JEALOUS, YOU FUCKING DOLT.
CG: UGH. I HATE YOU PEOPLE.
CA: is this some sort a strange fevver dream im startin to havve trouble believvin this is really somethin thats happenin right noww
CA: might havve to try an pinch myself to see if i wwake up at this rate
CA: maybe i shouldnt havve eaten that wweird fish wwith the lumps on its head after all
CA: tasted fine sure but nothin growws like that wwithout havvin somethin wwrong with it dont knoww wwhat i was thinkin
CG: THIS ISN'T A DREAM. IT'S A FUCKING *NIGHTMARE*.
CP: Let me rock you back into reailty again, shall I? You are a tad bit vain and have a high ego. Knock yourself down a few pegs mate. Some friendly advice
CG: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! GOD, YOU HAD ME CONVINCED THAT YOU WERE GONNA KEEP KISSING HIS WASTE CHUTE UNTIL ONE OF YOU PASSED OUT.
CA: you seem familiar wwith the wways a us trolls so im surprised youd say that wwhat wwith knowwin the significance a my caste an all
CA: i got good reason to be behavvin the wway i do us vviolet bloods are the natural born leaders a troll society behind the empress anywways but you get the point im tryin to make here
CA: wwe stand abovve the rest a those wwho livve on land an direct them from our illustrious an secretivve dwwellins in the sea hence how wwe got our monikers as seadwwellers in the first place
CA: someone has to direct all a this rabble an thats wwhat us ocean folk wwere hatched to do
CP: Yeah, but some of you need to be put down a peg. Most of you don't realize the fact that you are not the biggest fish in the sea.
MS: True, you were born into a life of luxury. That I admire. I was not given such a promising life. I had no parental figures as a child, and as such brought myself up in the seclusion of the shadows. I envy you, caligulasAquarium.
CA: i hate to break it to you but unless youre talkin in a literal sense there isnt anythin higher up on the specturm then us so in a wway wwe ARE the biggest fish in the sea
CA: unless someone decided to reshuffle the wwhole damn thing wwhile i wwasnt lookin thats the wway it alwways has been an the wway it alwways will be
CA: that does sound like a pretty crummy situation all things considered but im glad to hear you wwere able to pull yourself up by the bootstraps there
CA: lot a the rustbloods who do nothin but bellyache about their situations could learn a thing or twwo from someone such as yourself
CP: No I'm not. Blood doesn't equal Skill you soggy asshole. Oh sorry, I have to mind my manners. Soggy blowhole.
MS: CP, care to dial it back a little? This is a tad redundant, being that bitter towards someone for no reason other than they seem a little bit vain.
MS: Even someone like me has better manners than you. How sad, honestly.
CP: Sorry, I've just been on edge for a little while. Not enough sleep I suppose. I am sorry for saying that but the line still stands. Blood doesn't equal Skill.
CA: wwell a course just bein a vviolet doesnt mean youre the best at evverythin obvviously wwere not goin to start manipulatin the mind or objects like some a the lowwer castes but wwe dont need frivvilious powwers like that to stay on top a things
CA: thanks to our long lifespans wwere not only the most cut out to be leaders but wwe also got the most time to refine our skills so wwhile evveryone starts the same in the fightin methods they knoww wwe got the most time to perfect it
CA: if you seriously think some flashy gutterblood with psii has a chance against one a the most experienced alternian seadwwellin wargenerals then youre wwoefully mistaken
CA: wwere on the top a the spectrum for a reason here its not like wwe just decided wwe ruled ovver evveryone else an they agreed to it
CP: True, long lifespans.
MS: You state a very valid point. Have you ever studied hand to hand combat or anything of the sort?
CP: me?
MS: I was referring to CA, but I suppose I am intrigued by you as well, just not as grippingly.
CP: Eh, true not a very interesting person.
CA: dabbled a bit in it but to be honest i wwas alwways more comfortable usin a cutlass wwhen it came to gettin all up close an personal wwith someone in a fight
CA: a course neither a those are my chosen wweapon either wway an ill alwways be more comfortable blastin someone to kingdom come then slashin or punchin
CA: alwways found the wway some a the lowwbloods fight with their natural abilities to be dreadfully uncivvilized compared to usin a wweapon anywways
CA: theres no skill in blowwin someone awway with your eye lasers that youvve had your wwhole life compared to learnin howw to use a gun properly
UD: I am asking again/ anyone have any idea where Jarv Thrend is/
CP: I hear he is making a break into the woods.
UD: Thanks/ That is very useful/
MS: Alas, I don't know very many people at all. I mostly communicate in this memo, and that is how I get my human interaction. Or. Human/Troll interaction, depending on what species you are.
CA: yeah i got no clue wwho thats supposed to be
CA: maybe you should a tried keepin better track a em so you wwouldnt havve to ask like that in the first place
MS: A mystery. Who is Jarv Thrend? Could he be you? Could he be me? Could he be everyone?
UD: heh/ I am just trying to figure out where he went/ Client wants him dead/
UD: Brown hair/ Brown eyes/ 5 7/ very skinny/ making his way towards the woods/
MS: There is a lot of people who look like that. I have seen many a brown haired, brown eyed boy run past the alleys in which I dwell.
chaoticallyCrafted [CC] has started responding to the memo.
CC: ellohay.
CA: wwell im goin to get changed out a this rubbish if vvris had decided to blip out a existence for the time bein
CA: might be back later but im not makin any promises here
CA: wwell im goin to get changed out a this rubbish if vvris had decided to blip out a existence for the time bein
CA: might be back later but im not makin any promises here
caligulasAquarium [CA] is now idle
UD: Yeah/ why couldn't he just look unique/
MS: Greetings and salutations, CC, and farewell, CA.
CC: ellohay, MS.
MS: What brings you here on this lovely evening?
CC: oredombay, ostlymay.
MS: I see. I like your typing quirk.
CC: hanktay ouyay.
MS: Is this how you speak in person?
CC: esyay itay siay.
MS: Isn't it tiring? It would wear me out constantly. You must not talk much.
CC: iay ontday. houghtay tiay sntiay hatay iringtay.
MS: Do you have no friends, like me?
CC: esyay. iay avehay aay(?) ewfay, utbay otnay anymay.
MS: Hey... CC?
CC: esyay?
MS: Do you like to paint?
CC: iay oday. hyway?
MS: No reason. Just a conversation starter. I'm not certain, but I believe my birth father was a famous artist. I inherited the quality.
CC: hatstay eallyray oolcay. oday nowkay ishay amenay?
AC: :33< oh shoot sorry guys I have to leave :33 se mew lafur
CC: oodbyegay, AC.
MS: Greetings and salutations, CC, and farewell, CA.
CC: ellohay, MS.
MS: What brings you here on this lovely evening?
CC: oredombay, ostlymay.
MS: I see. I like your typing quirk.
CC: hanktay ouyay.
MS: Is this how you speak in person?
CC: esyay itay siay.
MS: Isn't it tiring? It would wear me out constantly. You must not talk much.
CC: iay ontday. houghtay tiay sntiay hatay iringtay.
MS: Do you have no friends, like me?
CC: esyay. iay avehay aay(?) ewfay, utbay otnay anymay.
MS: Hey... CC?
CC: esyay?
MS: Do you like to paint?
CC: iay oday. hyway?
MS: No reason. Just a conversation starter. I'm not certain, but I believe my birth father was a famous artist. I inherited the quality.
CC: hatstay eallyray oolcay. oday nowkay ishay amenay?
AC: :33< oh shoot sorry guys I have to leave :33 se mew lafur
CC: oodbyegay, AC.
arsinicCatnip [AC] has ceased responding to the memo
MS: Oh. I was unaware AC was even present.
MS: Anyway, my father's name was Weiss Guertena.
CC: hatay amenay ingsray ay ellbay. iay antcay lacepay ymay ingerfay noay tiay houghtay.
MS: Anyway, my father's name was Weiss Guertena.
CC: hatay amenay ingsray ay ellbay. iay antcay lacepay ymay ingerfay noay tiay houghtay.
eloquentAstronomy [EA] has joined the memo
EA: h-hell ...!
CC: reetingsgay, EA.
EA: S-S me ne replied!!
CC: esyay. iay ontday eallyray losecay hetay emomay ncaseiay a ewnay eronpay espondsray.
EA: H! Kay.....
EA: Well, hi!
CC: ellohay. tiay siay a leasurepay otay eetmay ouyay.
EA: um, what sh uld I call y u??
CC: ymay amenay siay aecoylay. hatsway oursyay?
EA: U-UM! Astria....hi
CC: houghtay iay lreadyaay aidsay tiay, icenay otay eetmay ouyay, striaaay.
EA: s rry....I'm n t very g d with pe ple....
EA: I was attacked a c uple days ag !
CC: hatstay otnay eryvay oodgay.
EA: They tried t break in!! A l t!
CC: hoay earday. iay opehay oureyay kayoay.
EA:I'm used t it....my hive is a f rteress!
CC: hatstay eryvay oolcay.
EA: Well, n t really....it's my Papa's hive.
CC: hatstay tillsay oolcay.
EA: y-yeah....! Thanks!
CC: reetingsgay, EA.
EA: S-S me ne replied!!
CC: esyay. iay ontday eallyray losecay hetay emomay ncaseiay a ewnay eronpay espondsray.
EA: H! Kay.....
EA: Well, hi!
CC: ellohay. tiay siay a leasurepay otay eetmay ouyay.
EA: um, what sh uld I call y u??
CC: ymay amenay siay aecoylay. hatsway oursyay?
EA: U-UM! Astria....hi
CC: houghtay iay lreadyaay aidsay tiay, icenay otay eetmay ouyay, striaaay.
EA: s rry....I'm n t very g d with pe ple....
EA: I was attacked a c uple days ag !
CC: hatstay otnay eryvay oodgay.
EA: They tried t break in!! A l t!
CC: hoay earday. iay opehay oureyay kayoay.
EA:I'm used t it....my hive is a f rteress!
CC: hatstay eryvay oolcay.
EA: Well, n t really....it's my Papa's hive.
CC: hatstay tillsay oolcay.
EA: y-yeah....! Thanks!
divineConvergence [DC] has connected to the memo!
DC: okay WHATS this ONE about
DC: i WAS able TO connect JUST fine BUT i COULDNT find ANY info ON it
DC: which IS pretty FUCKING annoying BUT whatever IM sure SOMEONE will FILL me IN
CC: ellohay, DC.
DC: what
CC: ellohay. ancay ouyay otnay nderstanduay igpay atinlay?
DS: WHat's even going on here, anymore.
DC: the FUCK
DC: is THIS some SORT of WEIRD ass LANGUAGE ive NEVER heard OF
DC: jeez THINGS have GOTTEN really WEIRD after THE merge
DC: unless THATS supposed TO be A typing QUIRK in WHICH case WHAT were YOU thinking
DC: also IM trying TO figure THAT out
CC: tiay siay ay ypingtay uirkqay.
DS: WHat kind of quirk is just capitalizing ever other word? TOtal copout, if you ask me.
TG: lol theyve got u thene ngl
TG: *their
TG: ( ;) )
CC: ellohay, TG.
DC: excuse ME fuck YOU
DC: quirks ARENT even THAT important THE only REASON i EVEN do ONE is SO i DONT look STUPID
DC: damn THIS place ACTUALLY kind OF sucks
DC: maybe THIS was A mistake AFTER all I had A bad FEELING about CONNECTING to THIS for SOME reason
TG: ellohay to you too cc :3
DS: I Can agree with you there, DC.
CC: 0)
TG: wait
TG: aw man :(
TG: ive been asleop on my keyboard for the past few horus havent i :(((
TG: so THATS why i feel like a microwared slice of tonst lol :(((((
TT: Yes, that's exactly why, Roxy.
TG: omg milk ur still alive :') thank DOG
TG: wait omg *GOD
TG: but like thank dogs too <333
DS: THis guy's name is Milk?
DC: how DID you EVEN manage TO pull THAT off
DC: i DONT think IVE ever FALLEN asleep ANYWHERE that ISNT an ACTUAL fucking COON or AT least COMFORTABLE
DC: and BEFORE you SAY it KEYBOARDS are NOT comfortable TO sleep ON im ASTOUNDED you EVEN pulled THAT off IN the FIRST place
TT: Yes, Roxy, i got resurrected last time. Remeber?
TT: No, my name isn't milk.
DC: i WAS able TO connect JUST fine BUT i COULDNT find ANY info ON it
DC: which IS pretty FUCKING annoying BUT whatever IM sure SOMEONE will FILL me IN
CC: ellohay, DC.
DC: what
CC: ellohay. ancay ouyay otnay nderstanduay igpay atinlay?
DS: WHat's even going on here, anymore.
DC: the FUCK
DC: is THIS some SORT of WEIRD ass LANGUAGE ive NEVER heard OF
DC: jeez THINGS have GOTTEN really WEIRD after THE merge
DC: unless THATS supposed TO be A typing QUIRK in WHICH case WHAT were YOU thinking
DC: also IM trying TO figure THAT out
CC: tiay siay ay ypingtay uirkqay.
DS: WHat kind of quirk is just capitalizing ever other word? TOtal copout, if you ask me.
TG: lol theyve got u thene ngl
TG: *their
TG: ( ;) )
CC: ellohay, TG.
DC: excuse ME fuck YOU
DC: quirks ARENT even THAT important THE only REASON i EVEN do ONE is SO i DONT look STUPID
DC: damn THIS place ACTUALLY kind OF sucks
DC: maybe THIS was A mistake AFTER all I had A bad FEELING about CONNECTING to THIS for SOME reason
TG: ellohay to you too cc :3
DS: I Can agree with you there, DC.
CC: 0)
TG: wait
TG: aw man :(
TG: ive been asleop on my keyboard for the past few horus havent i :(((
TG: so THATS why i feel like a microwared slice of tonst lol :(((((
TT: Yes, that's exactly why, Roxy.
TG: omg milk ur still alive :') thank DOG
TG: wait omg *GOD
TG: but like thank dogs too <333
DS: THis guy's name is Milk?
DC: how DID you EVEN manage TO pull THAT off
DC: i DONT think IVE ever FALLEN asleep ANYWHERE that ISNT an ACTUAL fucking COON or AT least COMFORTABLE
DC: and BEFORE you SAY it KEYBOARDS are NOT comfortable TO sleep ON im ASTOUNDED you EVEN pulled THAT off IN the FIRST place
TT: Yes, Roxy, i got resurrected last time. Remeber?
TT: No, my name isn't milk.
turntechGodhead [TG] has begun responding to memo
TG: anythimgs confortable when ur fuken wasted babycarkes
TG: *spellings
TG: whats going on here tonight
TG: im not wasted tho im just saying like themoretically
TG: *theoretically
TT: Hey, Dave.
TG: heeeeeeey dabe!!!! :))
DC: oh EW
DC: man HUMANS are COOL and ALL but SOMETIMES they MAKE me WONDER
DC: not WONDER anything IN particular BECAUSE theyre ALL so WEIRD and DIFFERENT but YOU get MY point
TG: sup dirk sup rox
DS: I'M out, actually.
TG: *spellings
TG: whats going on here tonight
TG: im not wasted tho im just saying like themoretically
TG: *theoretically
TT: Hey, Dave.
TG: heeeeeeey dabe!!!! :))
DC: oh EW
DC: man HUMANS are COOL and ALL but SOMETIMES they MAKE me WONDER
DC: not WONDER anything IN particular BECAUSE theyre ALL so WEIRD and DIFFERENT but YOU get MY point
TG: sup dirk sup rox
DS: I'M out, actually.
dioramicSpectacle [DS] has ceased trolling the memo.
TG: aw dude DC thats like racist
TG: um EXCUNSE ME
TG: its spelled *MILK
TG: what milk
TG: whats spelled milk
TG: aw what i liked that pelson :( shit man....
CC: histay siay naay nterestingiay onversationcay.
TG: dirks name is slepped MILK
TT: My name isn't milk, Roxy.
TG: oops i mean *milks
TG: roxy holy shit
DC: what
DC: no ITS not HOW is IT racist HUMANS are JUST confusing SOMETIMES
DC: im NOT racist I have HUMAN friends
DC: well I dont KNOW for SURE actually IF i DO but I would BE okay WITH it EITHER way
TG: listen someones really gotta get her to an AA meeting
TG: like for real
TG: well
TG: yeah :(
TG: um EXCUNSE ME
TG: its spelled *MILK
TG: what milk
TG: whats spelled milk
TG: aw what i liked that pelson :( shit man....
CC: histay siay naay nterestingiay onversationcay.
TG: dirks name is slepped MILK
TT: My name isn't milk, Roxy.
TG: oops i mean *milks
TG: roxy holy shit
DC: what
DC: no ITS not HOW is IT racist HUMANS are JUST confusing SOMETIMES
DC: im NOT racist I have HUMAN friends
DC: well I dont KNOW for SURE actually IF i DO but I would BE okay WITH it EITHER way
TG: listen someones really gotta get her to an AA meeting
TG: like for real
TG: well
TG: yeah :(
tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased responding to memo.
TT: Well, there she goes.
TG: aw no
TG: fuck i didn't mean to make her upset
TG: dirk i mean i'm just
TG: fuck
DC: regus THAT was PAINFULLY awkward
DC: why HAS this MEMO become A flaming FUCKWRECK the SECOND i WALK into IT
DC: i DIDNT even DO anything :|
CC: tiay asway ikelay hattay eforebay ouyay amecay erehay.
DC: youre NOT helping DUDE with THE illegible QUIRK
DC: this REALLY blows THOUGH
DC: why DOES everyone HAVE to BE so WEIRD and ANNOYING
CC: fiay ouyay reaay killedsay noigheay oullyay ebay belaay otay eadray tiay. learlycay ouyay reaay otnay.
CG: GOD. I LEAVE FOR LIKE, FIVE MINUTES, AND WHINY BULLSHIT HAS FILLED THE ROOM LIKE A FUCKING GAS LEAK.
CG: WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M ABOUT TO STRIKE THE MATCH. AND WE'RE ALL GOING UP IN FLAMES.
CG: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GREY-TEXTED BITCHY ASSHOLE?
TG: oh god
TG: karkat is here and hes mad
TG: also hey karkat
DC: i DONT know MAN they JUST showed UP
DC: ill HAVE to GET back TO you ON it ONCE they KEEP running THEIR mouth
TG: annnnd this is a shitshow
CG: YES, HEY DAVE, PIP PIP DOODLY DOO AND ALL THAT SHIT.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE SPEAKING IN THIRD PERSON NOW? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN *TALKING* ABOUT?
TT: Sup, Karkat.
CG: FUCK YOU, DIRK.
CG: AND, HELLO.
TG: karkat they are referring to you
DC: bruh DID you NOT get THAT
DC: man THIS place IS the PITS
DC: maybe EVEN like THE ptis OF a VOLCANO or SOMETHING extra SHITTY i DONT know MAN
DC: see AT least THE red GUY understands
DC: i WAS cleverly REBOUNDING your INSULT because WE both USE hemoanon TEXT
CC: esya. hetay edray exttay neoay siay martsay. TG, ancay ouyay eadray histay?
CG: OH.
CG: OH, FUCK YOU.
CG: VOLCANOES DON'T EVEN HAVE PITS. THEY HAVE LIKE, POOLS OF LAVA AND SHIT.
CG: IF YOU WANT TO FIND A PIT, TAKE A PEEK INSIDE YOUR OWN SKULL. I'M SURE YOUR LACK OF A THINKPAN WOULD PROVIDE A VAST VISTA OF EMPTINESS FOR YOU TO GAZE UPON.
TG: uhh sorta CC, pig latin is pretty cool so
TG: covering my bases and shit in the language
CC: hanktay ouyay.
TG: need it for my raps and shit
TG: also don't mention it CC
CC: hoay? ouyay apray? nterestibgiay.
DC: okay BUT they HAVE at LEAST one PIT like THE big HOLE whatever ITS called
DC: unless ITS a STUPID volcano WITH no HOLE in WHICH case WHY even BOTHER with IT
DC: also WHY would I bother TRYING to LOOK in MY own SKULL when I can FEAST my EYES on THE panless DISPLAY right HERE
DC: if I have NO pan THEN you NEVER had ONE to BEGIN with
TG: fuck yeah I do
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PIG LATIN?
CG: IS THAT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DUMB EARTH ANIMALS?
CG: DC, FILLET YOUR NOOK.
TT: Shit, I have to try not to get murdered. Cya.
TG: aw no
TG: fuck i didn't mean to make her upset
TG: dirk i mean i'm just
TG: fuck
DC: regus THAT was PAINFULLY awkward
DC: why HAS this MEMO become A flaming FUCKWRECK the SECOND i WALK into IT
DC: i DIDNT even DO anything :|
CC: tiay asway ikelay hattay eforebay ouyay amecay erehay.
DC: youre NOT helping DUDE with THE illegible QUIRK
DC: this REALLY blows THOUGH
DC: why DOES everyone HAVE to BE so WEIRD and ANNOYING
CC: fiay ouyay reaay killedsay noigheay oullyay ebay belaay otay eadray tiay. learlycay ouyay reaay otnay.
CG: GOD. I LEAVE FOR LIKE, FIVE MINUTES, AND WHINY BULLSHIT HAS FILLED THE ROOM LIKE A FUCKING GAS LEAK.
CG: WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M ABOUT TO STRIKE THE MATCH. AND WE'RE ALL GOING UP IN FLAMES.
CG: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GREY-TEXTED BITCHY ASSHOLE?
TG: oh god
TG: karkat is here and hes mad
TG: also hey karkat
DC: i DONT know MAN they JUST showed UP
DC: ill HAVE to GET back TO you ON it ONCE they KEEP running THEIR mouth
TG: annnnd this is a shitshow
CG: YES, HEY DAVE, PIP PIP DOODLY DOO AND ALL THAT SHIT.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE SPEAKING IN THIRD PERSON NOW? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN *TALKING* ABOUT?
TT: Sup, Karkat.
CG: FUCK YOU, DIRK.
CG: AND, HELLO.
TG: karkat they are referring to you
DC: bruh DID you NOT get THAT
DC: man THIS place IS the PITS
DC: maybe EVEN like THE ptis OF a VOLCANO or SOMETHING extra SHITTY i DONT know MAN
DC: see AT least THE red GUY understands
DC: i WAS cleverly REBOUNDING your INSULT because WE both USE hemoanon TEXT
CC: esya. hetay edray exttay neoay siay martsay. TG, ancay ouyay eadray histay?
CG: OH.
CG: OH, FUCK YOU.
CG: VOLCANOES DON'T EVEN HAVE PITS. THEY HAVE LIKE, POOLS OF LAVA AND SHIT.
CG: IF YOU WANT TO FIND A PIT, TAKE A PEEK INSIDE YOUR OWN SKULL. I'M SURE YOUR LACK OF A THINKPAN WOULD PROVIDE A VAST VISTA OF EMPTINESS FOR YOU TO GAZE UPON.
TG: uhh sorta CC, pig latin is pretty cool so
TG: covering my bases and shit in the language
CC: hanktay ouyay.
TG: need it for my raps and shit
TG: also don't mention it CC
CC: hoay? ouyay apray? nterestibgiay.
DC: okay BUT they HAVE at LEAST one PIT like THE big HOLE whatever ITS called
DC: unless ITS a STUPID volcano WITH no HOLE in WHICH case WHY even BOTHER with IT
DC: also WHY would I bother TRYING to LOOK in MY own SKULL when I can FEAST my EYES on THE panless DISPLAY right HERE
DC: if I have NO pan THEN you NEVER had ONE to BEGIN with
TG: fuck yeah I do
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PIG LATIN?
CG: IS THAT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DUMB EARTH ANIMALS?
CG: DC, FILLET YOUR NOOK.
TT: Shit, I have to try not to get murdered. Cya.
timaeusTestified [TT] has ceased responding to the memo.
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