PM1 pt.10} ASININE RAMBLINGS

turntechGodhead played by Kiwi, chaoticallyCrafted played by Jiro, divineConvergence played by Dodo, carcinoGeneticist played by Link, portentousCorvid played by Pan

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TG: oh for fucks sake
CC: igpay atinlay siay ay umanhay anguagelay.
TG: his stupid fucking puppit
DC: someone RAN out OF good COMEBACKS :)
DC: no SURPRISES there GIVEN your LACK of SKULL fillings
DC: you KNOW what I take IT back SEEING trolls THIS stupid MAKES this MEMO worth IT
DC: were HAVING a GOOD time AGAIN here
CG: NO, BULGECURD, I DIDN'T "RUN OUT OF COMEBACKS". I JUST STOPPED GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU.
CG: YOUR ASININE RAMBLINGS ABOUT PITLESS VOLCANOES OR WHATEVER PUT ME TO FUCKING SLEEP.
CG: SET ME SO SMOOTHLY INTO A FUCKING SLUMBER THAT I HAD A TWENTY SECOND POWER NAP.
CG: WHICH I WOKE UP FROM, PEACEFULLY, WITHOUT A SINGLE THOUGHT IN MY MIND ABOUT THE FUTILE SMEAR THAT IS YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE.
CC: hoay eezjay.
TG: hoay eezjay indeed
CG: BUT OH, LOOK! THAT MOMENT OF TRANQUILLITY HAS BEEN FUCKING SHATTERED BY YOUR INSIGNIFICANT BUMBLING. THANKS, SHITLOAF.
CG: IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED. BUT I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL HAVE NICE THINGS. ESPECIALLY FUCKING ME, APPARENTLY.
CC: CG, almcay ownday.
CG: FUCK YOU, I AM PERFECTLY FUCKING CALM.
TG: karkles i know you are usually yelling but for some reason
TG: you seem
CC: tiay oesntday eemsay ikelay tiay otay emay.
TG: worse tonight
DC: hahaha HOLY shit
DC: man YOU are FUCKING hilarious
DC: like HONESTLY man I havent SEEN anyone GET themselves SO in A twist OVER something THIS stupid IN too LONG
DC: this MEMO has BEEN entirely REDEEMED soley BECAUSE of CG
DC: yall COULD learn A thing OR two FROM this DUDE right HERE theyre A treasure
CG: THANK YOU?
CG: NO, NOT THANK YOU. FUCK YOU.
CG: FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER STOOD FOR.
CG: PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHAT MAKES ME DREAD WAKING UP AT NIGHT.
CG: GO AND DIE SOMEWHERE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND YOU.
CC:Karkat, or so i belive youre called, i think you might have an anger problem
CG: THAT IS LITERALLY FUCKING UNREADABLE. SERIOUSLY. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SIGN LANGUAGE OR SOME SHIT? I SEE A LOT OF SIGNS MIXED IN THERE.
DC: awh COME on MAN dont BE like THAT
DC: or DO i GUESS
DC: its PRETTY funny EITHER way
DC: also WHAT the ACTUAL fuck IS this
DC: why ARE you VOMITING signs EVERYWHERE
CC: pologiesaay.
CC: tiay siay alledcay ingdingsway.

portentousCorvid [PC] has responded to memo!

PC: Is pig Latin a formally recognized language now?
CG: NO. IT'S FORMALLY RECOGNISED AS A PAIN IN MY ASS. AS MOST THINGS ARE.
CC: ellohay, PC. iay upposeay tiay siay.
PC: Perhaps you should see a mediculler then?
PC: lsoay ellohay CC
CC: I am typing normally. Though, it feels weird. Pig Latin isn't that hard to decode. Remove the ay and, for example upposesay. Remove the ay. upposes. And move the last letter to the front. Suppose.
CC: iay eturnray otay igpay atinlay.
DC: pig WHAT now
DC: is THIS some HUMAN shit IM too TROLL to UNDERSTAND
DC: probably I dont KNOW man
DC: i WISH i UNDERSTOOD more ABOUT you GUYS but AT the SAME time IM perfectly OKAY where I am
PC: A little cultural studies never hurt anyone.
PC: You may even learn something, if you put your pan to it.
CG: THIS IS MAKING ME WANT TO PUT MY PAN TO AN ELECTRIC FENCE.
DC: okay BUT like
DC: consider THAT it ACTUALLY could
DC: im NOT leaving MY hive IF i CAN help IT and I can HELP not KNOWING shit ABOUT humans BUT just DEALING with IT
CC: CG, would you like me to disregard my quirk for the sake of your. I'm not even sure if you're sane or not.
TG: karkat your internal frustration is bringing impatience
TG: on think blankets of elevation
TG: we can all see you and we are not very gracious
TG: Please take a second to reflect on on my sick revelation
PC: Don’t CC, it’s amusing watching people seethe.
TG: not my best work
CG: THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST WRITE A POEM FOR ME?
TG: karkles it's a fucking rap
CG: OH. RIGHT.
CC: otgay tiay, PC.
PC: :]
DC: is THAT slam POETRY
DC: yo I didnt KNOW humans DID slam POETRY thats SICK
DC: also IM not CG but IM grey SO its CLOSE enough PLEASE dont DO any MORE of THE pig BULLSHIT
TG: again not the best but I was kinda rushed
PC: Rushed art is still art, bars are bars even if some lack the usual quality of sickness
TG: no it was a rap
TG: slam poetry is cool
TG: but not my jam
CC: iay njoyedeay ouryay apray, TG.
DC: what
DC: how WAS that NOT slam POETRY
DC: oh WAIT wait IS rap JUST some WEIRD human WAY of SAYING slam POETRY
DC: okay YEAH nevermind THATS probably IT
CG: PRETTY MUCH, DC.
TG: ugh
TG: thanks CC
TG: yo man I just feel so
PC: On the subject of rapping
PC: Few non-humans get it
PC: How Homosapiens
PC: Spit rhymes so damn wicked.
PC: Alright I will never do that again.
TG: bad dude
CC: oureyay elcomeway.
TG: i poured my heart into that rap and look you saying it's just slam poetry
DC: i DONT get IT im NOT even TRYING to INSULT you
DC: like GENUINELY im CONFUSED how IS that AN insult I even CALLED it SICK
DC: unless CALLING shit SICK is AN insult TO humans
DC: in WHICH case
DC: fuck
TG: comparing it to slam poetry
TG: when the arts are so diffrent
TG: hurts my soul
DC: you HURT my SOUL dude
TG: aw fuck
TG: i mean i already hurt roxy guess i'm doomed as the fucking
TG: soul crusher
CG: YOUR RAP WASN'T CRAP.
CG: IT JUST POPPED OFF YOUR TRAP, AND IT SLAPPED.
CG: BUT DAVE, YOU'RE A SLAVE TO THESE MELODIC SOUND WAVES.
CG: GRAVELY ENDANGERED BY THE RANGE OF YOUR RAVE.
CG: I DON'T KNOW. FUCK SLAM POETRY.
PC: An attempt was made.
TG: karkles holy fuck
TG: that was amazing
CC: TG, oureyay oremay oomeday hnatay CG's asketsgay.
TG: holy fuck CC you right but wait
TG: karkat dude i am just like
TG: reeling at that
DC: oh MY gog THIS is AMAZING
DC: are YOU two GOING to HAVE a POETS duel
DC: shit I would PAY to WATCH that HAPPEN
DC: i DONT actually HAVE any MONEY but NEITHER of YOU need TO know THAT
CG: WHAT?
CG: NO, DUDE, THAT SUCKED LIQUID ASS.
CG: I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT POETRY.
CG: I JUST KIND OF, TALKED SHIT THAT RHYMED? FUCK YOU.
PC: Congratulations, you just defined poetry.
PC: It doesn’t even have to rhyme really, so you’re ahead.
DC: yeah PRETTY much LOL
DC: i WOULD try TO make A verse MYSELF but ID probably FUCK it UP and FEEL terrible ABOUT it FOR the REST of THE night
DC: and TRYING to READ this DUDE who TYPES in PIG whatevers MESSAGES is BUMMING me OUT enough AS is
DC: like SERIOUSLY please STOP
TG: why you saying fuck you
PC: You don’t enjoy a bit of rousing linguistic fun?
TG: dude I was complimenting you
TG: you are supposed to talk shit that rymed
DC: no I mean I do IM just ALSO terrible AT slam POETRY
DC: it WOULD be REALLY bad JUST trust ME
TG: thats like the whole point
PC: I said that, poor soul can’t even comprehend poetry after writing a poem.
CG: OH.
CC: iay annotcay opstay.
CG: YEAH WELL, FUCK YOU. POETRY IS STUPID ANYWAY.
TG: man you are sending mixed signals
TG: hardcore
PC: Oh, wingdings now?
CC: esyay.
DC: truly INSUFFERABLE on A scale WHICH the LIKES of FOUR worlds HAS never SEEN
DC: at LEAST there ARE some COOL people HERE to MAKE up FOR this ASS crapper
PC: You cannot stump me, CC. I am a sommelier of shitty writing styles.
CC: espectray.
PC: Thank you.
PC: I ought to pull out the omega quirk to show you how terrible writing is done, but I value your mental health a bit too much for that.
CC:
PC: I would, I’m Nyah.
CC: leasurepay otay eetmay ouyay.
TG: .....man I hope this isn't offensive or some shit
TG: but like wingdings
DC: bluh
DC: why IS the MEMO suddenly CRAP again I want THE other PEOPLE back
DC: you TWO are NOT cool
DC: like NOT at ALL
PC: ndaay hetay amesay otay ouyay
TG: hardest quirk to read
PC: DC, I cannot perceive how you would prefer TG and CG shouting at each other to our intellectual conversation on the nature of shitty typing (and by that I mean it’s just one of us typing shittily)
CC: pologiesaay, TG. tsiay otay eepkay ingstay ecretsay. othingnay ffensiveoay.
TG: okay look
TG: I dont yell
PC: Lowercase text does not a quiet voice make.
TG: karkat dude yell you out of the park
TG: but me nah I'm chill and quiet
TG: you cant scream out a rap
PC: Please tell this to MC Ride.
PC: Fucking heathen.
TG: okay yeah I didnt think about that
TG: but loud rapping isnt my style
DC: shitty TYPING is BORING and SO is TALKING about SHITTY typing OTHER then CALLING it SHITTY
DC: the OTHER grey DUDE was AT least FUNNY because OF how MUCH they SCREECHED like A wrathful WRIGGLER
DC: wrathful WRIGGLER
DC: damn MAN that ROLLS off THE tongue REALLY nicely
CG: BACK. I HAD TO BITE MY OWN HEAD OFF.
CG: WHO THE FUCK IS MC RIDE? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MAKE OF BICYCLE OR SOME SHIT.
PC: I cannot believe you don’t know who MC Ride is.
PC: What are they teaching trolls nowadays?
CC: owway.
CG: DID YOU JUST STUB YOUR TOE OR SOMETHING, CC?
TG: aw fuck MC ride is a fucking awesome dude
CC: Disregarding the quirk for a second. Owway is wow.
TG: but I have to get the fuck out got shit to do
CG: ARE YOU DOING TO TELL ME WHO THEY ARE, OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP SAYING THAT I SHOULD ALREADY KNOW?
DC: troll SCHOOL is FUCKING shit
DC: i CANNOT recommend IT to ANYONE seriously IT was AWFUL as FUCK on ALTERNIA
DC: i COULD probably WRITE an ESSAY on HOW much I platonically HATE it
DC: bleh
TG: see y'all later
CG: BYE, DAVE.
CC:
PC: Do you still have to specify platonic hate when you’re talking about a concept?
PC: Is there a way to romantically hate the school system?

turntechGodhead [TG] has ceased responding to memo

CC: robablypay. (probably.)
PC: Trolls truly are a fascinating species.
CC: (back to wingdings.)
DC: uhhhh
DC: i LIKE to SPECIFY since TECHNICALLY speaking YEAH but IT wouldnt MAKE sense IN that CONTEXT either WAY since SCHOOL isnt ALIVE
DC: if IT was ID probably BLAST it IN the FUCKING face WITH my MAGIC
DC: like TAKE that YOU fugly BITCH
PC: So if it was alive you could hate it romantically?
DC: i MEAN like YEAH i GUESS you COULD look AT it IN a BLACK way
DC: but THAT would BE weird AS fuck
DC: this WHOLE conversation IS weird AS fuck I regret EVERYTHING
CC: iay maay ettinggay uiteqay iredtay. iay ightmay leepsay oonsay.
PC: Goodnight then
CG: WELL, YEAH, THEORETICALLY YOU *COULD* HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SCHOOL SYSTEM, WERE IT SOMEHOW SENTIENT.
CG: BUT YOU ALSO NEED TO CONSIDER *HOW* SENTIENT IT IS.
CG: IS IT AS INTELLIGENT AS A DIRT NOODLE? OR AS, LIKE, THE SUN?
PC: The sun?
PC: The sun???
CG: OKAY, NO, WAIT
CG: THE SUN SOUNDED INTELLIGENT IN MY HEAD, FUCK YOU.
CG: BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, THIS BIG BADASS BALL OF FIRE THAT KILLS US.
CG: OR WELL, *USED TO* KILL US.
PC: I’m praying for you if that is what sounded smart to you.
CC: (shut up, CG, this is nonsense.)
PC: Weren’t you going to sleep?
DC: the SUN tried TO kill US man
DC: i NEVER liked IT back ON alternia EVEN if I didnt HAVE to DEAL with IT that MUCH
DC: my HIVE was PRETTY great FOR that
DC: but REGARDLESS the SUN is ASS and I dont LIKE it
CG: OH, SHUT UP. I THINK SO FAST THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CONSIDER EVERY LITTLE FUCKING OUTCOME. DON'T BE SO PEDANTIC.
PC: But without my pedantry I have nothing.
PC: Nothing at all. :,[
CG: YOU HAVE NOTHING REGARDLESS. NOOKWIPE.
PC: Perhaps, or perhaps I have more than what can be perceived.
CC: esyay, iay ustjay eedednay otay aysay hattay. oodnightgay. iay hallsay ddaay ouyay otay ymay humrollcay irstfay, houghtay, PC.
CG: I PERCEIVE NOTHING, SO MORE THAN THAT ISN'T A WHOLE LOT OF ANYTHING.
PC: What a pity, perceiving nothing and seeing the sun as a sentient deity.
PC: Perhaps the troll school system deserves our pitch affections.

chaoticallyCrafted [CC] had added portentuiousCorvid [PC] to their chumroll!

CC: oodnightgay.
PC: Hehe. Goodnightgay to you too.
DC: if THE sun IS alive IM sending IT a HATE chit ON chittr
DC: like SERIOUSLY fuck THE sun ALL my HOMIES hate THE sun
DC: even NOW it JUST makes YOU feel ALL stupid AND sluggish AND im STILL pissed OFF at IT

chaoticallyCrafted [CC] has ceased respond to the memo.

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