Session 39: I Have a Specialty in Dad's
General Summary
The session began at 8PM on HearthWarmth 11, 2597 as the party reached the Absolute Majesty II. Before their happenings began, Rodan Spice waited for the arrival of his brother Cesantar Spice's ship "Cesantar's Pride" into West Port. When it arrived, Rodan Spice accidently knocked a canon off the dock but managed to play it off as not his fault and got aboard to see his brother. After some terse remarks between the two, the mood relaxed on the dilapidated "Pride" and Cesantar Spice agreed to meet Rodan Spice and his friends at the Cloud and Stars Inn later that evening at 9PM.
Rodan Spice then met up with the party around 8PM on the Absolute Majesty II before they all decided to head to the Cloud and Stars Inn with Zirk while Jandar kept guard on the Absolute Majesty II. Once they made it to their room (under Cesantar Spice's name) Cesantar Spice joined them shortly afterwards. They gathered what they could from him about his knowledge of his father's dealings with the The Oasis Society, a scroll of primordial Creation, and a demon in Pilf. It seemed he was not fully cued in on Roland Spice's entire plans but was okay with removing his father through some means so he could lead the family (as a figurehead) with the group. Cesantar Spice did grow uneasy at the thought of killing his father, but did not entirely balk at the idea either. After a lot of varitions on a plan being thrown around, the group decided to steal back Artemis' bow from the Loroun family (specifically Hilaf Loroun), try to plant it on Roland Spice, fake Roland Spice trying to kill Rodan Spice, have Cesantar Spice turn in Roland Spice, and then allow Cesantar Spice to assume control of the Spice family. While convoluted, it was settled upon for the time being and the party decided to send Cesantar Spice on his way (with Muninn tailing him) and to ask normal until they acted.
The party then made the decision to go ahead and retrieve the bow from Hilaf Loroun. Tork and Zirk would walk near the estate as a couple to be ready if need be and act all lovely-duddy. Kale would provide aerial support as a parrot, keeping a watch, and Rodan Spice and Atticus would actually do the breaking and entering. With the plan in place, Rodan Spice and Atticus turned invisible and broke inside. After searching the first floor and finding only a hidden and sealed rewritten will (removing Hilaf Loroun from inheritance or title after the head of the household passed), they continued upstairs (but not before Atticus forged an ammendment to the will leaving the household and titles to Tork and Zirk). Here they found the eldest Loroun son (fat son) sleeping as well as the daughter sleeping in separate rooms. The room of the parents contained a hidden safe which thanks to a silence spell they were able to open (despite Rodan Spice triggering an internal trap) and make off with 500PP, Official Diplomatic Travel Writs for Loroun Family (On Behalf Of King Jorip), and 5 Leather Scroll Cases (w/ Scrolls) while leaving the wall safe completley open. In an empty (and the only unlocked bedroom) Atticus noticed scuff marks on the floor, and found a hidden compartment under a dresser containing 500PP, 3 Black Rocks, and the Impression of a Bow and two Daggers or short swords. Taking the contents, they replace the dresser.
Completing this, Atticus disguised himself as the father and interogated the daughter about where Hilaf Loroun might be. She told him she had no clue, he had been so odd and reclusive the last couple months, he might just be out wandering. He didn't have a social circle anymore evidently, and he was just extremely strange, perhaps having to do with his rigorous attendance of that chruch. With this, Atticus and Rodan Spice left in haste as the household woke up. Kale remained behind in bird form to listen in and picked up two pieces of information: they thought the Spice family was extremely bold to rob them after the attack at dinner the same day and that they couldn't find their head steward. With this, everyone made their way back to the Cloud and Stars Inn for the evening. After a bit of conversation, everyone retired for the night, a bit after midnight.
Around 6AM, Atticus was drawn out of his deep reflection and everyone else awoken to a knocking at the door where a hotel employee gave him a sealed letter. After reading it, Atticus was furious, promising murder and war crimes, before throwing it on the ground and leaving. Alena Birch picked it up and read it aloud to the group:
This ended the session at 6AM on HearthWarmth 12, 2597 in the Cloud and Stars Inn within the Ward of Nobility in Skormp.
Selling Foot Pics
Dark Ring Finder
He's A Terrorist
The Lore of AI Tiffany
Spice Convoy
Missing Alena's Notes
Cesentar's Pride
Quite Massive Crates
Not Good
What Imbicile Leaves Rope in a Walking Path
Rodan's Back in Town
Inspect the Fleet
Cessanti
I Don't Want to Get Too Deep Into Any Of This
Meet Later Tonight
Our Reputation
Less Going to Shit
Tork Talked to Some Plants
Broke Into a Guys House Without Me?
Fair Share of Sneaking
Atticus May Have Made a Comotion
In the Room Where It Happened
Tork Got Engaged
World Domination?
We're Doing the Dirty Work
Lots of Power
Tork Should Project Strength
Your Daddy, Not Quite a Good Man
To Make Rodan Spice the Bitch?
To Shoot or Not To Shoot
My Room?
I Was Going to Pay
The Muscle Tork And Your Mom
Dad Not Being the Head of the Family Anymore
Not a Lot of Pride in the Pride
Courier
Banana Hammock
Muscle 1 & Muscle 2
"Can I Go Shopping"
Catching Up On Skormp
Shit Talking the Spice Family
Will People Believe Our Piece of Shit Father Could Pull That Off?
Say It to the Parrot
I Will Fucking Slaughter Every One of Them
I Won't Get Anything If You Kill Him
That's Our Parrot Kale
Filicide
We'll Skip Town At Some Point I'm Sure
Public Display at the Gala?
I Don't Want to be Dead to the People of Skormp
Rodan Spice Doesn't Need to Die?
Public Needs to Think Roland is a Piece of Shit
We're Relying on the Police to Actually Enforce the Law.. So We Need Actual Public Opinion
Roland Needs To Be Framed for More Stuff
You Don't Have to Ask, the Answer Is Yes?
What If Father Is Killed?
Spread Rumor. Roland Spice spotted fleeing Loroun Estate with Object in Hand.
Give Him a Lobotomy
Doesn't Seem To Have Been a Planned Kidnap and Torturing
Steal From Rich People
Does He Have Plans Or Is He Just Stupid
Could Just Take Him to the Mage's Death
He Needs to be Visibly Dead
It's Only 10:30, Want to Go Steal It Tonight?
Too Many Birds
Rodan Spice, Bird Murderer
You Can't Murder Birds
The Less That Go, The Better
The Water Walking Incident
I Really Think You Should Skedaddle
Gayly Stroll
Not Really Stealing, But If There Is Anything to Steal I'll Steal It
Fat Man's Face
Manhood Card
Frozen or Dead
We Weren't Safe
Probably Not a Piton Day
These People Must Love Being Robbed
Wow, Nice Lock
Chastity Belt
It Could Literally Be Anywhere
We Might Have to do Another Assassination
A Minor Grand Hall
Wouldn't Hide It In Some Woman's Room
Bow Check
Together We Got a 20
Search For Bow
It Didn't Kill Me So I Don't Care
Alley Boning
Don't Yell Come!
Politely Golf Clapping As You Thrust
Did We Close That Safe?
Errr... Look at the Door... Errr... Look at the Door...
Errrrrrrrrr
Impression of a Bow
The Fat One
Full Mouth
Not the Fat One, the Weird One
We Robbed 'Em, Bad
Go To My Bedroom
From the Screams, It Was Unpleasant
Not as Traumatized As I Am
I Didn't Know the Body Had That Many Holes
Diplomatic Writ of Passage
Consent Matters
Not the Only Thing He Was Sitting On
The Tax Man Finally Caught Up To Us
I Know I Should Have Paid My Taxes
I'm Going to Hang the Fucker Responsible for This
I Will Fucking Slaughter Every Single One of Them
I'm Going to Commit War Crimes
I Think We Should Literally Put Someone's Head on a Pike
I'm No Longer a Captain of a Boat
We Can Reincarnate Jandar
Things Are... Heating Up
Rodan Spice Is Allowed to Fuck, But Rodan Spice Doesn't Get Fucked
Rodan Spice then met up with the party around 8PM on the Absolute Majesty II before they all decided to head to the Cloud and Stars Inn with Zirk while Jandar kept guard on the Absolute Majesty II. Once they made it to their room (under Cesantar Spice's name) Cesantar Spice joined them shortly afterwards. They gathered what they could from him about his knowledge of his father's dealings with the The Oasis Society, a scroll of primordial Creation, and a demon in Pilf. It seemed he was not fully cued in on Roland Spice's entire plans but was okay with removing his father through some means so he could lead the family (as a figurehead) with the group. Cesantar Spice did grow uneasy at the thought of killing his father, but did not entirely balk at the idea either. After a lot of varitions on a plan being thrown around, the group decided to steal back Artemis' bow from the Loroun family (specifically Hilaf Loroun), try to plant it on Roland Spice, fake Roland Spice trying to kill Rodan Spice, have Cesantar Spice turn in Roland Spice, and then allow Cesantar Spice to assume control of the Spice family. While convoluted, it was settled upon for the time being and the party decided to send Cesantar Spice on his way (with Muninn tailing him) and to ask normal until they acted.
The party then made the decision to go ahead and retrieve the bow from Hilaf Loroun. Tork and Zirk would walk near the estate as a couple to be ready if need be and act all lovely-duddy. Kale would provide aerial support as a parrot, keeping a watch, and Rodan Spice and Atticus would actually do the breaking and entering. With the plan in place, Rodan Spice and Atticus turned invisible and broke inside. After searching the first floor and finding only a hidden and sealed rewritten will (removing Hilaf Loroun from inheritance or title after the head of the household passed), they continued upstairs (but not before Atticus forged an ammendment to the will leaving the household and titles to Tork and Zirk). Here they found the eldest Loroun son (fat son) sleeping as well as the daughter sleeping in separate rooms. The room of the parents contained a hidden safe which thanks to a silence spell they were able to open (despite Rodan Spice triggering an internal trap) and make off with 500PP, Official Diplomatic Travel Writs for Loroun Family (On Behalf Of King Jorip), and 5 Leather Scroll Cases (w/ Scrolls) while leaving the wall safe completley open. In an empty (and the only unlocked bedroom) Atticus noticed scuff marks on the floor, and found a hidden compartment under a dresser containing 500PP, 3 Black Rocks, and the Impression of a Bow and two Daggers or short swords. Taking the contents, they replace the dresser.
Completing this, Atticus disguised himself as the father and interogated the daughter about where Hilaf Loroun might be. She told him she had no clue, he had been so odd and reclusive the last couple months, he might just be out wandering. He didn't have a social circle anymore evidently, and he was just extremely strange, perhaps having to do with his rigorous attendance of that chruch. With this, Atticus and Rodan Spice left in haste as the household woke up. Kale remained behind in bird form to listen in and picked up two pieces of information: they thought the Spice family was extremely bold to rob them after the attack at dinner the same day and that they couldn't find their head steward. With this, everyone made their way back to the Cloud and Stars Inn for the evening. After a bit of conversation, everyone retired for the night, a bit after midnight.
Around 6AM, Atticus was drawn out of his deep reflection and everyone else awoken to a knocking at the door where a hotel employee gave him a sealed letter. After reading it, Atticus was furious, promising murder and war crimes, before throwing it on the ground and leaving. Alena Birch picked it up and read it aloud to the group:
I regret to inform you of the complete loss of the Absolute Majesty II from a fire in slightly after midnight last night. Your guard Jandar did not survive. More information will be available from West Port Dock Authority.
This ended the session at 6AM on HearthWarmth 12, 2597 in the Cloud and Stars Inn within the Ward of Nobility in Skormp.
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Report Date
26 Oct 2023
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