Session 62: I Will Plant My Uncle's Seed

General Summary

  The session began with Joint Operations LLC's morning travel back to the Absolute Majesty III Lease around 7AM on SongbirdCall 13, 2597, surprisingly well rested after their multi-day journey. While journeying through their last bit of forest, Wren discoverd their familiar, a small celestial creature taking the form of a lemur-monkey and quickly forming a playfully antagonistic relationship with Tork. It was named Ariata.
  For the rest of their journey back to the boat, they discussed if they were going to sell any of the magical resonnator stones they found or tell the crew about them. Once back on the ship the had Advisor Sil'a set course for the Coast of gems a month away and they began their journey. During this trip, each member of the party did different things. Wren bonded further with Ariata and learned some languages (as did several other in the party). Tork taught some more Minotaur (as a language) and attempted to capture Ariata with a box trap, though unsuccessfully. He also got up to other similar hijinks with Advisor Sil'a who suggested a four-way and brought Donkey (Rodan Spice's horse) to Advisor Sil'a's quarters when they were sleeping together.
  Kale spent the journey working on his garden and propogating some seeds from the Rodanis Consortium. He eventually was able to make life take off and finish his fountain, finally planting a seed from his Uncle Barkly to bring forth Charley Bark. Atticus frequently fertilized this plant start with his own shit while spending the majority of the month of the trip (90ish years) on the demi-plane. Kale did see a convergence of the stars warnings becoming more urgent, but was still unsure of exactly what it meant. Atticus mainly worked on his memories, understanding the stones, and writing while in the demi-plane.
  Alena Birch spent the trip learning further languages as her main pasttime, learning some racial languages from the crew once she had exhausted languages from within Joint Operations LLC itself. Rodan Spice spent some time with Donkey (his horse) on the trip, with Advisor Sil'a at night, and sending occasional messages to the MotherWhore (running the party's brothel in Gorsac). The other main event Rodan Spice worked on was his own birthday party on GreenSprout 1, 2597.
  The festivities kicked off with Rodan Spice holding a musical competition between bards and others with original pieces about himself. Most were pretty bad, but an older elf man who started wrapping about Rodan Spice's prowess won the prize of 50GP. The party kicked off in earnest later that night (with other Tork shenanigans like trying to throw Advisor Sil'a overboard). The entire crew partied on the deck and the older elf who won the contest tried crowd surfing from the top of the mast, leading to his instant death. Tork got pretty drunk and Kale cast a spell on him to be almost as if dead for an hour. It was at this point all of the male members of the party (plus Jandar and Zirk) decided to hot box up Atticus' tiny hut with a bag of herbs Kale had (retrieved from the priest's home in Session 1: The Start of Something New).
  The drugs produced wild halucinations for everyone, from visual and auditory distortions to hallucinations to the things that happen when magic casters are unsure of who each other are. It was utter chaos and nightmare fuel that ended with everyone being effected for 8 entire hours (including Tork who came out of his coma already dosed). Atticus did try to go home by banishing himself, but when this failed asked Alena Birch to take him home. She then accepted an invitation from him to stay the night in his quarters. The next morning, this wasn't the only strange bedfellow, as Tork also woke up with a seagull he had evidently trapped. It quickly escaped out a window. This ended the wild birthday party and the session ended as the Absolute Majesty III approached the Coast of Gems (on the far Eastern edge of the Gu'us Empire) midday on Greensprout 13, 2597.  

Rejected Session Names

  • Normal Lucky
  • Quatro De Mayo
  • I Need All the Rocks
  • Tork Doesn't Have Erectile Dsyfunction
  • Isn't RCAN Dead?
  • Could Be Another Deity Impersonating Him
  • Felines Don't Exist
  • RAGE SHADOW LEGENDS
  • Hello Fresh
  • Organically Do Product Placement
  • I Stop Looking at Wren's Ass
  • I Told You Trees Are Dicks
  • Does It Speak Common, Because It Looks Like a Gnome
  • Monkey Lemur
  • It's Neutral, It's Evil
  • Ariata the Monkey Lemur
  • I'm Going to Eat Him In His Sleep
  • I Thought Rodan Was the Captain
  • Kale: Actively Not One of Tork's Loved Ones
  • The Guy Who Wants Them Thinks Its a Bad Idea to Sell Them
  • Tork Loves You: The Equivalent of Atticus' Pisses
  • Plenty of Pineapple Below Deck
  • All Get a Goldpiece. No Two.
  • Friends with Ariata
  • Study These Stones
  • You Seem Timeless Atticus
  • Atticus, 90 Years+
  • I'm a Geologist Now
  • 100 Year Negotiation With RCAN
  • Pensive for Memories? Working On It
  • Planted a Special Seed
  • Fertilize Me
  • You Can Always Shit On Me Yourself
  • I Would Be Honored to Fertilize Your Uncle's Seed
  • Atticus Is Taking Up 1000x Times More Food
  • With These Plants and My Fertilizer
  • It's the Circle of Life
  • Scurvy
  • Kale, Ariata, and Tork
  • Shartley or Shartlee?
  • Charley Bark
  • I Didn't Realize It Would Talk...
  • Solved World Hunger and Do Nothing About It - On par for Atticus
  • Tork Likes Head
  • It's Not An Orgy Until You Reach 8
  • I Just Want to Message The MotherWhore
  • 'Hey, You Up'
  • MotherWhore Check-In
  • The MotherWhore Probably Killed a Guy
  • A Conversation with Donkey
  • Can You Make Glue From Camels?
  • I Stroke Donkey
  • Not Illegal, But Doesn't Feel Right
  • Cameel Went to Acting School
  • We Didn't Put Down Cameel
  • I Think We've Done Enough
  • Tork Shit Himself
  • If You Ever Want to Be Objectified
  • $0.50/suck
  • Cinco De Mayonnaise
  • It Might Wear Off
  • Old Elf Rapper Man
  • Hot Grandpa Atticus
  • Bag of Herbs
  • Hot Box the Tiny Hut
  • Nice Bowl
  • Getting High
  • No, I Have a Penis & Two Balls
  • You Lost the Family Jewels
  • Tork is Allergic to This
  • I Can Make This Work
  • Tork is Middle Spoon
  • Will You Take Me Home
  • I Tried to Take Myself Home
  • Atticus Lays High as a Kite, Awake for 8 Hours
  • Cry All Night or Fornicate
  • Maybe Both
  • Alena Will Keep Him Company
  • Mage Hand in Bed
  • Tiny Servant in Bed
  • Seagull in a Box!
  • Ariata Grande
  • Edging the Glowing Sea
  • Report Date
    02 May 2024

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