Bitch Parker
Amerinthia Beatrice Parker (a.k.a. Bitch, Amy)
Divine Domains
Divine Symbols & Sigils
Holy Symbol: apple blossom with bee
Tenets of Faith
Followers who kill bees or cats are forsaken.
Followers must endeavor for truth-telling in all matters.
A quick temper is a sign of the Bitch's blessing.
Comfort the emotionally damaged. No excuses.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
While in Hell:
- Height: 6'0"
- Build: intimidating, curvy, voluptuous.
- Eyes: blue-green
- Hair: Long, black, often worn in complicated braids
- Skin tone: dark red
- Other: Spiralled ram-like horns which curl around the sides of her face, pointed ears and fangs, long claws on her fingers
Identifying Characteristics
Special abilities
Mental characteristics
Gender Identity
Sexuality
Education
Graduated from college with a BS in Management, GPA 3.5
Has spent 18 years doing musical theatre in high school, college and after college.
Employment
Moonlights as a neighborhood handyman.
Moonlights as a freelance how-to author.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Mental Trauma
Intellectual Characteristics
Personality Characteristics
Virtues & Personality perks
Personality Quirks
Social
Family Ties
Religious Views
Social Aptitude
Relationships
History
Lucifer first observed Bitch during her Nerf Vigilante period, during which she targeted known abusers among various celebrity circles and shot them with Nerf darts when they said distasteful or morally questionable things. In particular, she favored goth celebrities, focusing much of her attention on Isaac Sitko, one of Lucifer's human aliases.
After Bitch retired her Nerf gun, Lucifer drew her into the Devil's Carnival during a dream in an attempt to impress her with his storytelling and general charisma. Being largely immune to social bullshit, Bitch called him out on it and they argued about the validity of torturing people's souls for varying offenses. When she awoke the next morning, Lucifer left her with a silk scarf as a promise he'd be back. He returned several weeks later and approached her as Lucien Kasabian; they began dating seriously after several months of careful negotiations.
After two years of serious relationship, Lucifer offered Bitch a place in Hell and she agreed to marry him.
Nicknames & Petnames
Bitch occasionally calls Lucifer "Lucy;" he hates it and she does it to irritate him. When alone, Bitch also calls him "Helal," his original name and "Lucien." She will call him "my lord" if she needs to get his attention in front of carnies or human souls, but otherwise calls him "Lucifer."
Lucifer calls Bitch by her preferred moniker under most circumstances. He calls her "Amy" only if they are alone and he is extremely upset. Both use petnames affectionately, including but not limited to "hon," "dear," "darling," "sweetheart," "baby," etc.
Commonalities & Shared Interests
Bitch and Lucifer are both avid about the protection of the innocent. Moral and social justice binds them together and Lucifer has picked up several of Bitch's pet projects, including trans rights and protecting animals from unnecessary cruelty. Both enjoy coffee, reading and storytelling, gardening, and sex (especially with each other).
Shared Secrets
Lucifer's original name is only known to Bitch and God himself.
Legal Status
Amy Parker is legally dead and Lucien Kasabian never existed.
History
Isaac and Bitch first officially crossed paths in 2013 when he found himself the target of a fan-related sex scandal. Bitch had been anonymously harassing fandom harassers with Nerf guns in crowded bars for about six months and added Isaac to her list of active targets. Above opinions are representative of their early relationship, before they started dating.
Sometime in 2014, Isaac happened to be in the same karaoke bar as Bitch and heard her sing, fell in love with her voice and pursued working with her in context of Chronicles of Cain. Initially, she rebuffed his advances vocally and violently but was open to working with Neil Irwin. Over the course of the following year, the three of them worked together to write and set to music a third album for Chronicles of Cain, "Summoning" with Bitch filling the role of Lady Cain. During the promotional tour for "Summoning," Bitch was targeted by female fans for "stealing" Isaac's attention, prompting him to admit his feelings for her. Bitch agreed to give him a chance on the condition that he cleaned up his act. In 2015, Bitch was told that Isaac had been sleeping with almost half a dozen fans during their relationship and she ended it. Around the same time, Isaac quit music and hasn't been seen publicly since.
History
Marek met Amy Parker in kindergarten. They went to school together through graduation, at which point Amy went to college in Illinois and Marek went to community college in Poughkeepsie. When Amy moved back to Poughkeepsie in 2008, she was using the moniker "Bitch." Marek and Bitch met more formally at a meeting of Topp's Nautical Society in 2009. After some identity sorting, they became friends again, occasionally scening and sleeping together as relationships and preferences permit.
Nicknames & Petnames
Bitch often calls Marek "Graves." While Marek knows Bitch's name, she refuses to let him call her "Amy" without rebuke. She responds less strongly to his use of her name than most.
Commonalities & Shared Interests
Both are fond of musical theater and the goth music scene. They are also fairly compatible in the fetish sector; Bitch is one of the few people Marek will sub for and she returns the sentiment, only subbing if Marek is present.
Shared Acquaintances
Marek and Amy both went to school with Steve Petit. They are also friends with the same circle of people in Topp's and the Midnight Theater.
History
Bitch and Hunter met when Hunter started attending meetings of Topp's Nautical Society with his girlfriend, Jennifer. After his relationship with Jenn ended, Bitch and several other members of Topp's took Hunter under their collective wings. They frequently scene together both publicly and privately and will join each other for public "double dates" though neither is romantically interested in the other. They sleep together as inclination and relationships permit.
Nicknames & Petnames
Vinny is the only person who is allowed to call Bitch "Amy." He still doesn't and uses her preferred name, just as she uses his.
History
Dave walked out on his wife and twin daughters in 1986, long before either of them truly remember him. He remembers Amy as a quiet, intelligent girl who reminded him of his younger sister. Bitch has heard stories of her father since she was small from both her mother and her grandmother, all uncomplimentary and some of them down-right vicious. She maintains a deep grudge toward him and has no interest in reestablishing contact.
History
Silja and Amy were very close during the years Silja lived with Briana's family. Amy took her grandmother's death particularly hard. Silja observed Amy's psychic ability and encouraged her to learn how to shield and ward herself.
History
Kareem has always been fond of Amy, ever since she and Vinnie were small. He encouraged them both to be honest with him and kept their secrets diligently.
History
Amy and Lama weren't as close as Amy was to Kareem, though Lama was supportive and fair whenever Amy and Vinnie were staying at her house.
History
When they were children, Zee used to tease and bully Vinnie and Amy. When Zee pushed Vinnie enough to make him cry, Amy stood up to him and pushed back. It resulted in a shouting match and Zee threatened to slap Amy silly. After that, neither Amy nor Vinnie wanted to visit their grandparents and Silja began visiting them without Grandpa Zee around.
Wealth & Financial state
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