Taodharmic Wellness Center (dow-DAR-mik)

Come experience your bliss

A saltwater hotspring located in Southern Craysilt, this is a first-of-its-kind establishment commited to the wellbeing of its customers minds, bodies, and souls.

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Sit back and relax in one of our pools of hot, natural, Minerally Infused Dihydrogen Monoxide, and feel your skin rejuvenating itself in the holy water! It feels so good we often have to enforce our fifteen minute limit with our friendly spa counsellors! But seriously, folks, it's a fifteen minute limit for health reasons...we aren't trying to tear you from paradise! We promise!

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by Harlen Ogni

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While you're here, enjoy a tasty frozen drink™ as you dangle your feet in the crystal clear mineral water! Or, luxuriate in a full body, hot-stone massage at our VIP pavilion! Andrè, our head massuer, has been in the business for a number of years and is a real hit with our visiting ladies, who of course suffer from spinal exhaustion and a stiffening of the muscles of the pelvic girdle. Andrè is extremely thorough, and has the accolades to prove it! Let him and his staff annoint you with Exotic Oils™, and lavish this amazing, relaxing, hands job upon you! Two or more staff are available, at your pleasure, to add their hands in to the circle of relaxation

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For just a GP per day, you, too, can experience this lush and decadent experience. Only 1GP per day!

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The VIP area, pictured above, has been built for those with more discerning tastes. The marble has been imported from the volcanic paradises of the ancient quarries in The Empire of the Sun, 'Tolmec' Islands, and the Hartunian Family home's resident marble mines in southern Greynor. The frescoes are original, indigenous work; left behind by the generous people of the southern forests when they left for the eastern plains. The coffes and teas that are always on hand are only the best of the best; thankfully, both of those crops are in abundance locally!

Geography

Located in a hilly forest in south Craysilt, this spring has been a popular spot for locals to tryst, worship, grieve or even marry for centuries. It is not a natural hot spring; when Lydia Hartunian purchased the property and paid the people who already lived there to leave, she had some sort of northern contraption to heat the water up to specific temperatures installed. 
She now charges 1GP per day to for an 'active relaxation' experience that really is amazing.

Fauna & Flora

The surrounding forest has been left as pristine and untouched as possible. They were quite careful while installing all of the comfort measures and safety precautions!

Natural Resources

The mineral springs are absolutely, 100%, a natural resource!

History

Until it was purchased by Lydia Hartunian, in 5424NG, the area was simply a mineral water spring that locals would go and soak in to ease various ailments.

Tourism

Anywhere from sixty to two hundred guests per day.

by H Ogni

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Isaac, our mixology steward, has been hailed as a 'genius' by the upper crust of society for quite some time now. The man can muddle, that's for sure! When asked by the popular young adult publication Pipe Dreams whether or not the muddling translated into cuddling, the steadfast Isaac just winked and asked how they knew he did not learn to muddle through all of his cuddling. The banter of the lower classes is on full display, throwing their lives open for your inspection! "Slumming it", as it is called by Trayvon the Lighthearted, with the young and beautiful from among the peasantry is so much more pleasant than degrading oneself with a dung cart driver.

by Harlen Ogni

Alternative Name(s)

Old Pell's Spring

Type

Spring

Location under

Craysilt

Owner/Ruler

Lydia Hartunian

Owning Organization

Hartunian Family

by Harlen Ogni