Beleford Beguile

You know, they point at us, but they do the same and worse! You know what I'm talking about.
— Beleford Beguile

Dictator Beleford Beguile (a.k.a. Dic. Beguile)

Leader of the Parapoptsi, this unpleasant creature is infamously corrupt and unconditionally loved by his followers. He is the only Sapphire Sponge with two pair of humanoid arms and legs and a well-practiced smile that poorly hides the idiocy that lay behind it.

Physical Description

Body Features

A deep blue sponge-like creature shaped into a cube. A mouth to break the rough texture identified as his face, a pair of legs, and two awkward hands which occasionally seem to roam independent from their master ironically completes this unsettling ensemble.

Facial Features

Two sleek black lips split the dictator's entire front side, peeling back to reveal a wall of pearly white teeth that look very out of place. Behind them, a crimson-red tongue nearly the size of Beguile's torso flops around in a distracting manner through the length of his numerous speeches.

Special abilities

Admittedly, despite his many faults, Beleford Beguile is incredibly absorbent. Literally. He once consumed an entire lake with barely a stomachache to complain about, then released a powerful jet of water from his mouth that destroyed a well-enforced government facility.

Apparel & Accessories

Beleford claims to have no need for clothing, since he bears no genitalia. However, he will sport incredibly fancy clothing while meeting with other beings that identify as male.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

As the favored ward of Tom Fowlri, founder of the Parapoptsi, he became the automatic successor to his throne. Ever since then, this sponge-man has been working to grow his personal funds with underhanded deals and poorly facilitated political setups.

Ever since his childhood, Beleford's pride and self-confidence had been the fuel which drove him to become one of the (if not the) most influential figures of Flux; an admirable amount of motivation wasted on belligerence. He seeks out rivalries, seeding doubt in the world's most trustworthy leaders (most trustworthy does not necessarily mean they're entirely worthy of trust, which is why he's successful) and taking personal offense to objective criticism. His dictatorial position relies heavily on Fluxer superstitions which define asexual beings (like Supra Willygate) as abominations or perversions brought on by the natural order outlined by InFlux.

Whether Beleford genuinely believes these xenophobic generalizations or not is heavily debated among his enemies, who (rather than deal with him) tend to sit idly by and try to determine exactly how "evil" he is. That is, except for Todd Willygate and Linn Ennim.

Education

Beleford was raised by Tom Fowlri, one of the most terrifying geniuses in all of Flux, though he spent most days beating the crap out of his fellow disciples and just barely developed an elementary knowledge of the real world.

Employment

Being the leader of a cult has made Beleford incredibly wealthy. Of course, it hasn't done a whole lot for his social standing among other world leaders, specifically those with power like Linn Ennim.

Failures & Embarrassments

One might consider this sponge with a mouth to be an embarrassment to all Fluxerkind, but there are many who both adore and respect him... from a distance, of course. Despite this, he has nearly uprooted many Parapoptsi spies and demolished several of his own businesses. It seems the organization became an extension of himself in many ways and has been significantly weakened because of it.

Mental Trauma

Beleford Beguile is terrified of sand. Some have ventured to suggest it is due to his sponge-like appearance, which is constantly dripping with various unknown fluids.

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Monetary gain and societal power stroke his ego more than anything else. (Warning: the sentence marked as a "spoiler" is kind of offensive)
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If self-esteem was an orgasm, his favorite activity would be masturbation.

Savvies & Ineptitudes

To be loved by one who knows you requires sincerity and depth of character, but a crowd can project whomever they like onto an empty canvas. They say to themselves "no one with such power is that foolish", then construct a world where this could be true. Beleford Beguile is not merely another vessel, he has been made into the perfect candidate for any believer in Chazos to follow.

Likes & Dislikes

His favorite activity involves the company of several well-paid prostitutes and one very long rope. The accompanying scandals happen to be one of his least favorite aspects of life.

Virtues & Personality perks

All this comes from a place of ignorance, meaning this dictator has little experience with others in a positive setting. If ignorance can justify wrongdoing, Beleford Beguile can not be called evil.

Vices & Personality flaws

Seeing with only his own two eyes and hearing nothing more than what he's told creates an impenetrable air of ignorance that repels truth. If one can be condemned for ignorance, Beleford Beguile has earned a special seat beneath the devil's right hand.

Personality Quirks

He speaks more clearly when lying.

Relationships

Linn Ennim

Enemy (Trivial)

Towards Beleford Beguile

-5
-5

Frank


Beleford Beguile

Loathed Existence (Important)

Towards Linn Ennim

-3
-5

Subversive


History

Linn is fully aware that Beleford Beguile is directly responsible for her parents' untimely death, not to mention the seemingly endless atrocities he's committed since his ascension to becoming a Dictator.

Tom Fowlri

Master (Trivial)

Towards Beleford Beguile

-5
5

Subversive


Beleford Beguile

Apprentice (Vital)

Towards Tom Fowlri

5
5

Honest


Wealth & Financial state

Inheriting several large businesses in the Lowlands, Midlands, and even one High Ocean port, the sponge-man is definitely categorized as one of the Flying Flux's wealthier inhabitants. He constantly accepts assassination contracts for his underlings to complete.
World

Races

Manuscripts/Stories


Current Location
Species
Conditions
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Lord (and master) Beleford Beguile
Year of Birth
3119 FFE 452 Years old
Spouses
Siblings
Children
Gender
Sponge
Hair
Bald
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Sapphire blue
Height
6 ft, 2 in
Weight
About 190 lbs
Quotes & Catchphrases
...it's no-it's just not my fault. It's the mage-classes.
— Beleford Beguile
Aligned Organization
Other Affiliations
Character Prototype
Imagine a less funny Spongebob combined with every crooked politician ever. I would've gone into more detail on his personality and experiences, but decided against it to keep this description from becoming 18+.
Todd Voracious Willygate
Character | Dec 16, 2019

Powerful leader of the Chazra

Tom Fowlri
Character | Sep 24, 2019

Founder of the Parapoptsi and scourge of many histories.

Linn Ennim
Character | Nov 7, 2019

The Mournful Queen of Lippit who bears a terrifying intellect.


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