Session 29: Bureaucracy Writ Large Report

General Summary

Indigo Team goes to figure out... everything... and ends up in the Lady's Ward of Sigil, home of the courts and the prison. Zeke Abd Al Rashid volunteers to wait in the line to file the main paperwork, and is not seen until Joe can play again. The group also discovers Abrix is in prison which is... a complication.

Philda, an Aasemar clerk, gives them all the paperwork they need to file, and explains the rules on extrajudicial... resolutions. It appears to be a lengthy and complicated endeavour with very little room for error. Fortunately, the group meets Kiyte, an imp, who offers his services in exchange for souls. However, after some back and forth and a leftover curse, he is instead hired for a chicken sandwhich. It should be noted Nora Pandost and Lilmeia Garibaldi made sure it was a very good chicken sandwhich. 

The group learns to be partiularly wary of Subsections 3 (Valid targets) and 4 (Rules of Aggression (including damage vs value)). 

Meanwhile, Ulfgar Shadowhammer, Graham White  and Madrox go through a full on Odyessey of a line to get a copy of the file on Abrix. It culminates in a legit form and then, possibly, a charm person spell.

After finishing with the paperwork, everyone except Zeke heads back to meet up with Light. They find him in the bar talking with none other than Feldspar Merrlin and Ninarin. They, while hunting Merrix, followed a time dragon’s instructions and jumped through a portal in Xendrik. They landed in Sigil, got jumped, Ninarin killed them (obviously), and they have been hunting Merrix ever since. They arrived 1.5 years after the party left, and Ninarin is not happy with their current circumstance.

Feldspar gives Missed coordinates to a place where her people can live. Feldspar shares that the committee screwed up all the hyper dragons (but rescued the dragonshards).

So, Ninarin sums up the next steps:
• Free Abrix
• Kill Merrix
• Kill the githyanki
• Abrix fixes the drukar
• Everyone escapes Sigil to anywhere
• Drukar takes them home