Beastars Band Log 3/19/22

Kat's Entry:
 
Kat sits on an orc. It sounds like it has to poop. He doesn't know what a band is. Kat will remember this.
Kat leaps into the room to get the floating wire.
Kat helped kill all the sin spawns, skeletons & quazet.
Kat takes a tiny tiara from her, worth 25 gp.
Kat drank a potion that made him very small. They went into a hedge maze where Kat used his murder mittens to kill many goblins.
Kat loses his virginity to a cougar Tangle Tooth.
 
Billy Crow's Entry:
 
We saw a spiral staircase. I felt a chill of cold. It's collapsed, so we didn't go down it.
Kat sat on an unconscious half orc we found. It woke him up. He told Kat he needs to go on a diet. Kat didn't understand. Scalebastian asked his name. He said it was Ooore. Kat asked what his favorite band was. Ooore didn't understand.
We came to a little new room with a dead raven in it. I'm really bothered by the raven. Kat went in & started floating around the room. Kat picked up all the stuff in the little chamber.
We went into a new room with weird skeletons in the closet.
Cyan painted a mustache and angry eyebrows on a large statue of a woman.
We went into another room with boss music & floating heads. I did a metal scream at them and stunned & distracted one of them. Scalebastian fire blasted the last 2. They burned to death.
Ooor messed all over the shrine for Lameshtu. He drank from the filthy pool and got sick all over it. I thought that was pretty metal. He got cursed for his actions.
Boss music started, so I cast deflection with "Fight Song". There was a little demon who cut her f*cking wrists! She was a 7. She's a familiar for a dead wizard. She summoned monsters for us to fight. Scalebastian fire blasted 3 of them. Kat pounced on one. He got wet and rolled around in the bone dust. I told him I wasn't gonna wash him because that shit will cake in his fur & that's not my problem. He said he likes cake. I metal screamed at the demon to stun & distract her, but she just shook it off. I got stunned and almost lost my deflection, but I got better. Kat taunted the demon chick and made her vulnerable. I screamed at her "Hi-dee-ho! BITCH!" and stunned & distracted her. We defeated all the monsters & the demon chick.
I suddenly became faster, tougher, more vigorous, & better at my instrument. We went back to town to rest.
We tried to get to Thistletop. We came to a hedge maze. I got lost in it with Stormshadow and missed out on the rest.