Beastars Band Log 1/8/22

Kat's Entry
 
Kat isn't allowed to play with the zombie goblins that the tiefling made.
The goblins snuck up on the party, hurting us before we killed them.
The party earned 35 gold.
The dragon lady did a strip tease for the dog-boy to heal him.
Kat played with the net too much in the water and got tired.
The party earned 120 gold.
Kat tried to kill the Necromancer goblin, but couldn't damage him.
Kat attacked the goblin with potions.
The party earns 100 gold.
The party got 120 gold bonus.
Kat got 1 lesser healing potion.
Dragon lady got 3 dispelling perfumes.
Kat got 1 iron skin potion.
Treasure chest with 120 gold, 1 healing potion each, 2 mana potions, 2 shrink potions.
Kat took the shrink potions.
Everyone get 103 gold total.
Kat had a threesome with the baker and the seamstress. They made and ate pie, and played with yarn.
Kat meows at the crypt door, because it is not open enough.
Kat got 20 gold for helping the sheriff.
Kat made himself more tasty to be bait for the wolves.
Kat got 10 gold.
The dragon gave Kat a lap dance to cure disease.
Kat had a nightmare about broccoli.
Kat attacked the shadows.
 
Billy Crow's Entry
 
The tiefling created 4 zombies goblins to help us fight.
We got attacked, but we took care of them.
I gave Stormshadow a potion to heal a wound.
We had to beat a fire trap. The dog-demon, Inuyasha, got hurt, but Johanna danced and healed him.
Some goblins tried to insult us, but I didn't care.
They fought us and I had to heal. I have 2 potions left.
We got trapped in water. I'm not a strong swimmer, so I got tired out.
A zombie fell into a spike trap. Another one got squished by a rockfall trap. Another one got melted by acid.
Now we're in the main chamber.
I cast deflection with "Titanium".
Stormshadow is massacring, so is Kat.
I intimidated the goblins with a punk/metal roar. They all ran off.
I picked up some acid grenades and a health potion, so now I have 3 of each. I picked up another and now I have 4 health potions again.
The sheriff is asking for our help with an investigation. We agree.
He's just chatting with us.
And nowwww skeletons. One startled me, so I destroyed it with my ranseur. Sheriff crushed one with his longsword.
Looks like the goblins were lead by a man, and that they were stealing a monk's body.
A farm woman needs our help with wolves. We're taking care of the wolf problem.
I cast deflection with "Bulletproof" and succeeded.
We beat the wolf pack. We got 10 more gp per person for skinning the wolves.
We went to a haunted house to clear it.
I had a nightmare about being in war. Then I had brownies crawling all over me stealing my shiny treasures. I got all of them off me.
Now we're fighting ghost clones of ourselves. I did some damage to the tiefling's clone.
We were able to beat them, thanks a lot to Stormshadow blowing some of them away.
We broke an evil necklace!