Beastars Band Log 12/4

Kat Benatar Notes:
The mayor is attractive 10/10
The sheriff is ugly 4/10
The Theater Director is ugly 3/10
The High Priest is ugly 3/10
Kat won the Pie eating contest & is now Ready for Lunch.
Katrine is average 5/10 and gets special "wood" from the lumber mill.
Drinking contest: Kat should've passed out 3 rounds ago. The 8th does him in.
Kat hears Bilverween complain about his family, wanting to leave town.
The Baker twins are cute 6/10, the mom is attractive 8/10
Kat cannot catch any fish, Kat is sad. Kat notices someone caught a big fish.
Kat & Johann cheered for Billy Boosting athletics, it didn't work.
Kat got a prize at the catapult game.
Hanna the Healer is not cute 4/10
Kat actually hit the target at the archery game.
Kat tied the local favorite in the talent show.
Kat got 6 points in the Goblin toss. Got small jerky.
Kat Doesn't Race lizards because his friend is a lizard.
Kat Did not Get to chase the pigs.
Rinshin is Attractive 10/10
Kat likes the fish at the Rusty Dragon. Cook is 8/10
The Beastars won Battle of the Bands.
 
Billy Crow Armstrong journal:
Got hired to play in this town, Sandpoint, by the local theater dude, for the Swallowtail Festival. Here with Kat and Johann, & a sneaky Rogue we just met called Stormshadow. Hired him as a kinda bouncer.
Mayor chick is giving an announcement to open the festivities.
Stormshadow's not a great eater, but Kat is kicking ass at the pie eating contest. She's such a chonker. I don't like pie, and Johann doesn't wanna f*ck up her pretty figure.
I'll try my hand at drinking, why not. Ugh I'm already starting to get f****cked up haha. Woop, there go Johann and Kat too! But Stormshadow can f*ckin' drink though!
(Blackout period)
Johann and I overheard some sh*t about dissin' the beer.
Whoo! I caught a size 5 fish on my first try! Johann got a size 7 fish on her 3rd try. I ate my fish like a bird of prey, one back talon on the fish and beak tearing.
I tried to play paintball. Kat & Johann boosted me and I still got out before I could do anything.
We all suck at catapults.
Some dude walked up and tried to hit on Johann, but she just stared him down and then blew him off when Kat came up to tell her he hit the target in archery. She patted Kat on the head and said "Good for you!"
I f*cking killed at the talent show playing "Basket Case". Kat did pretty good, tying the local favorite. Johann just did ok dancing & singing "Hips Don't Lie". Got approached by a gay dude to play in his show tonight, but he didn't want all the Beastars, so I turned him down.
We played a beanbag toss and did decently. Johann beat the 2 of us by 1 point, but some Assimar won.
Lizard racing, Johann won't participate on principle since she's a Dragonborn, so the Beastars will decline to participate as well. Stormshadow won the lizard race.
Greasy pig game, Stormshadow got one pig, I caught the other. Winnings were a side of bacon, which I gave to sad Kat, who didn't get to participate.
Score! Food! All of it is pretty good.
Battle of the Bands!!! We killed it!!! Our first number "Through the Fire and the Flames" was rockin', then our second number "Enter Sandman" kinda suffered, but we brought it home with "Shepard of Fire"!!!