Beastars Band Log 2/5/22

Kat's Entry
 
Dog Boy has been getting a lot of attention from girls.
Love is in the air around the town.
Kat wants meat.
Kat gets a horse and names it Roach.
The Beastars played "Baby Shark" to enrage the boars, 50 gold.
The party caught a bunch of boars.
Kat plays a slide whistle to harass the old man.
The lady with a baby is a (9) Emilia.
The party gets 10 gold for killing the goblin.
The elf hunter is a (5) Shalelu.
Birdcruncher Caves "Rendwattle Gutwad"
Licktoad Brinestump Marsh "Vorka"
Seven Tooth Shank's Wood "Korvis"
Mosswood largest tribe "Big Gugmut"
Thistletop Nettlewood Coast "Ripnugget" "Bruthazmus"
Kat has come up with mock names for all the goblin heroes.
The Harpies Curse play.
 
Billy Crow's Entry
Inuyasha is apparently a handsome eligible bachelor. Katrine is with the wood guy. The tanner needs a woman.
Aldern Foxglove called us over and wants us to join him in a boar hunt. Dude bought us horses. He's heard of our band. He's sad he missed our performance. We told him we invented Cochella. We're a self-taught garage band. He's chatting with all of us.
We brought the boars to us by enraging them playing "Baby Shark". We win!
Aldern is fanboying hard.
We played "Crazy Frog" and made them fall into our traps again!
We get a massive feast with boar meat.
I learned two new spells - Fear & Stun.
Longiku Kaijitsu came in all pissed off. He's yelling gibberish orders. He's harassing us for some reason. His daughter, Amiko, came out and Kat tried to lick the laddle she was holding. This is after Kat tried to sit on her dad. Now dad & daughter are fighting. She hit him on the head with the soupy laddle and Kat licked some of the soup off his head. He left after being an ass. Kat left a flaming bag of poop on his doorstep.
The next night a woman came to us for help with her son's night terrors. This kid got attacked by a goblin that killed their dog. It killed the husband/dad too.
It didn't quite scare me, but Kat and Frey got nauseated. I stunned the goblin for a second, but it got its shit together. I saw it wanted to go for Inuyasha, so I cast Deflection on Inuyasha. Both spells were "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor". We managed to kill it.
The lady was sad that her husband was killed. The sheriff took over from there.
Some sailors wanted to drink with us. A one-legged man owns the place, The Hagfish. Kat drank fishtank water for a competition and did well. We played "The Wellerman" for the sailors and made some gold.
We overheard that an elf lady, Shelalu, is in town. She's apparently a ranger, and she's back early.
The sheriff came and invited us to Town Hall to meet the mayor & this Shelalu. She's only a 6. They say the goblins are just wreaking havok all over. 5 goblin tribes are working together, and are being led by a big boss. She then invited us to dinner to talk.
Shelalu told us all about the different tribes, and what she knows about them. Then she told us about the 6 goblin "heroes". We can't go out goblin hunting yet, because the sheriff wants us to stay in town for now.
The shopkeeper's daughter came to us (wood girl's sister), and she's a 6. She's pretty, but a little too "forward". She wants Inuyasha's help with cellar rats. JK, she was seducing him & the shopkeeper is pissed.
I asked a fellow rocker out named Dilly to a play called "The Harpie's Curse". It's a pretty good one, we're in it for some reason. It was supposed to be a drama, but our input made it a little goofy.
Goblins attacked the theater. I cast Deflection with "Ballroom Blitz". Scalbastian healed Inuyasha with a strip tease. Kat squished a goblin. Scalebastian healed Frey with another strip tease. I kept playing "Ballroom Blitz" for Deflection. Kat double pounced a goblin to death. We got rid of the goblins. Kat helped put out the fire by beating flames with two dead goblins. We're heroes again.
The next morning, a maid said Amiko is missing. Her dad is apparently somehow involved with the goblins. Her brother is a bastard, I guess.