I'm a Lawyer Now!!

Jarrs is a really smart bean! He gave me 3 degrees in stuff (I think one is law, because we needed it), so now I'm qualified in stuff! I never really went to school since we travelled all the time. I mostly learned from watching TV and talking to people. I'm not great with all those science things like Jiore or machines like Jarrs, but I can dance real well so I hope one of my degrees wound up being that.
Anyway, today Mark got put in jail after he crashed a car through a criminal hideout. We were trying to be sneaky but I couldn't stop him since they injected me with weird stuff that made my brain all fuzzy and I accidentally called Captain Alessia! I nearly had a heart attack. She's so smart and talented and stuff and I don't need her thinking I'm like not those things. I think I played it off pretty well, I hope.
 
Anyway, Mark was in jail. So we figured out how to get to him, and wow there's a lot of adult stuff that's really hard. I had to get a passport for the police station area and there were a whole lot of armed police there. Real scary stuff! Also, we had to bribe guards. We went through a whole lot to get to Mark and then he turned around and tried to headbutt us. Rude! Like does he have any idea how hard we tried to help him out. No, because he's a selfish idiot who doesn't think about other people. He's been nothing but a rude man to me and still I keep trying to help him out. Onyx managed to pay his bail, which was kind of him. He has a court date, but I still don't know if I want to help him with it. He's just mean. Now that we said we'd be his legal council though he can't have anyone else do it. So we're kinda stuck.
I just wanted to audition for Star Search, I didn't expect to get roped in with all of this. Like, taking down the criminal guys was fun, and rescuing the lady was really heroic, but then we have to help Mark and get no thanks for trying as hard as possible.
 
I'm also in really big trouble with Madame Gelezzi. She seems angry that we stopped those criminals. We were mostly careful while doing it though! Jarrs' mom didn't mind that he did it! Why am I in trouble!??!
 
Today has been a real rollercoaster I tell you.