I'm a Lawyer Now!!
Jarrs is a really smart bean! He gave me 3 degrees in stuff (I think one is law, because we needed it), so now I'm qualified in stuff! I never really went to school since we travelled all the time. I mostly learned from watching TV and talking to people. I'm not great with all those science things like Jiore or machines like Jarrs, but I can dance real well so I hope one of my degrees wound up being that.
Anyway, today Mark got put in jail after he crashed a car through a criminal hideout. We were trying to be sneaky but I couldn't stop him since they injected me with weird stuff that made my brain all fuzzy and I accidentally called Captain Alessia! I nearly had a heart attack. She's so smart and talented and stuff and I don't need her thinking I'm like not those things. I think I played it off pretty well, I hope.
Anyway, Mark was in jail. So we figured out how to get to him, and wow there's a lot of adult stuff that's really hard. I had to get a passport for the police station area and there were a whole lot of armed police there. Real scary stuff! Also, we had to bribe guards. We went through a whole lot to get to Mark and then he turned around and tried to headbutt us. Rude! Like does he have any idea how hard we tried to help him out. No, because he's a selfish idiot who doesn't think about other people. He's been nothing but a rude man to me and still I keep trying to help him out. Onyx managed to pay his bail, which was kind of him. He has a court date, but I still don't know if I want to help him with it. He's just mean. Now that we said we'd be his legal council though he can't have anyone else do it. So we're kinda stuck.
I just wanted to audition for Star Search, I didn't expect to get roped in with all of this. Like, taking down the criminal guys was fun, and rescuing the lady was really heroic, but then we have to help Mark and get no thanks for trying as hard as possible.
I'm also in really big trouble with Madame Gelezzi. She seems angry that we stopped those criminals. We were mostly careful while doing it though! Jarrs' mom didn't mind that he did it! Why am I in trouble!??!
Today has been a real rollercoaster I tell you.
Lissi's Journal Ordered oldest to newest
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Survival is a lot harder than it looked on TV
21st of Abadius, 320AG
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I EXPLODED!
22nd of Abadius, 320 AG
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Holy Wow
03 Sep 2020 08:19:13
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I'm a Lawyer Now!!
05 Oct 2020 09:07:31
21st of Abadius, 320AG
22nd of Abadius, 320 AG
03 Sep 2020 08:19:13
05 Oct 2020 09:07:31
The major events and journals in Lissi's history, from the beginning to today.
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12:41 am - 23.08.2021The session
11:10 pm - 08.08.2021The session
06:49 pm - 08.08.2021Session 28:
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11:56 pm - 25.07.2021Session 27:
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03:15 am - 26.04.2021Session 23:
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10:30 pm - 06.12.2020Session 18:
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11:35 pm - 29.11.2020Session 17:
07:21 pm - 29.11.2020Session 16:
11:05 pm - 25.10.2020Session 16:
07:31 pm - 25.10.2020Session 15:
09:28 pm - 18.10.2020Session 15:
06:40 pm - 18.10.2020I'm a Lawyer Now!!
Jarrs is a really smart bean! He gave me 3 degrees in stuff (I think one is law, because we needed it), so now I'm qualified in stuff! I never really went to school since we travelled all the time. I mostly learned from watching TV and talking to people. ...
09:07 pm - 05.10.2020Session 14:
11:02 pm - 04.10.2020Session 14:
05:46 pm - 04.10.2020Session 13:
10:43 pm - 27.09.2020Session 13:
10:43 pm - 27.09.2020Session 12:
06:49 am - 07.09.2020Session 12:
06:49 am - 07.09.2020Holy Wow
I got past the auditions!! THE Motion is going to be MY mentor! Never in my wildest dreams did I actually expect it to go so well. Like, getting accepted onto the show was one thing but now I'm going to be mentored by a literal star. I was worried that my...
08:19 am - 03.09.2020Session 11:
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10:19 pm - 05.07.2020Session 6:
10:19 pm - 05.07.2020Session 5:
09:56 pm - 28.06.2020Session 5:
09:27 pm - 28.06.2020Hacking secret alien doors is a lot like playing Dance Dance Revolution. You just need to hit the right buttons with your feet while being attacked by vines that shock you and hurt really bad.... Maybe it's not as close to DDR as I thought. It was still kinda fun tho
08:56 am - 25.06.2020Session 4:
09:38 pm - 14.06.2020Session 4:
06:33 pm - 14.06.2020Session 3:
10:10 pm - 31.05.2020Session 3:
08:15 pm - 31.05.2020I EXPLODED!
Dear Diary, you aren't going to believe this! We got attacked in our sleep by some strange plant lizard thingys and it was really scary! The strangest thing happened too, I exploded! There was a flash of blue fire and when I opened my eyes I saw that I ha...
10:53 am - 28.05.2020Session 2:
10:30 pm - 24.05.2020Session 2:
08:10 pm - 24.05.2020Survival is a lot harder than it looked on TV
Dear Diary, I haven't really written in you in a while so I'm really sorry about that. Most of the pages here are filled with dancing routines and stuff and I haven't really had time to write anything like this down for a while. Oops. Anyway, wowee it...
12:01 am - 18.05.2020Session 1:
10:50 pm - 17.05.2020Session 1:
06:39 pm - 17.05.2020The list of amazing people following the adventures of Lissi.
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