Crazy Days

WOW! Stuff has been crazy.
 
I took all of our gems to a jeweler and found out they are worth about a bajillion gold.
 
On the trail, Beyd would sell his drinks, while I played for entertainment. I even made some tips!
 
One night I found the really tall guy to tell him he should join the carnival. His name is Sulesdag, which means, "tall as a large pole." People call him, "The Pole," but I call him, " Sulesdag. My friend."
 
People got all weirded out because we had to pass through the Fields of Dead Guys, but it was fine. I didn't even see any dead guys. It was worse when we got out because we got attacked by perytons. They're dead now. I took a broken antler and made it into a powder to give to Goodnight. She was so happy she almost cried. She said I was her best friend and gave me some healing potions.
 
Guess what, a real creepy shady guy wanted to buy my hurdy-gurdy. I said no and he got really mad and kept asking. I sent him away. So you see, it's not even my fault at all... when it went missing I thought for sure he took it. HE said he didn't but he seemed shady so I socked him and he took a nap that he couldn't wake up from. I was nice and poured one of the healing potions from Goodnight in his mouth. HE woke up and yelled at me, even though the whole thing really was his fault. Goodnight is really smart because she knew who took it. SHe had her spiders get it for me. Then her spiders used her voice to say, "You owe me." Of course I said, "Ok," because I Was so happy to get it back. And, it's not like she's ever ask for something bad. Right? Anyway, it turned out a young woman named Anamarisa took it because she is so sad. I told he it wasn't nice and not to do that again. Then I taught her how to play it and gave her some gold so she can get her own one day. She's pretty good, so hopefully she can make some money for her family.
 
Some bad guys started a fight with Zachary and Dreadnaught so dreadnaught killed a whole lot of people. Even innocent people. Zachary told everyone he had a piece of paper, but no one cared. I yelled, "Everybody stop!" They did, but then we had to have a big fight anyway. Crazy.