Dearest Mother and Father,
I sincerely hope that this letter finds you well.
I'm fucking great. I just discovered religion!
Long story short, I met this guy named Ranger Dave. I'm pretty sure he's a god and So naturally I made a bet with him. I offered him something I can't remember in exchange for immeasurable power and I won! All it costed me was a piece of my Brain which I was okay with since my brain is massive. anyways apparently whenever I next go to sleep I will wake up with a shadow tome and immeasurable power. and the piece of my brain that the god is taking will probably be gone by then as well.
p.s. I fought a dragon with my allies
p.p.s. Tell Lilah "Ur Bf Gae"