Commander Untermauler,
We received a challenge from the Seelie and Unseelie fey during our weekly FUCKEM meeting in the library to free the fey. We freed the Seelie and Unseelie messengers from their current duty and then a team consisting of myself, Queen Cira, Velo, and Nizu proceeded to the Undercroft where we freed a hag from boredom and freed her from a stone tablet puzzle she had been sleeping on. It led to a secret laboratory of a former professor, Sarnin Goldseeker.
The laboratory held a high level fey referred to as Bayberry along with other lower level Seelie and Unseelie. After dispelling a circle of protection against fey, we were able to analyze Goldseeker’s notes and free the fey. I have kept tallies of our merits to ensure the Seelie, Wild, and Unseelie courts will honor their challenges to the academy and the court of Reverie. Evidently, they already have papers drafted recognizing our court, but will officially acknowledge us on Fooltide, our confirmed debut date.
The hag remained unaffiliated with a court and sought to find her sister who often disguised herself as a student named Rosa. FUCKEM would like to make a formal request for Rosa’s school records. She disappeared approximately four years ago according to the hag we refer to as “You”.
According to my research, Professor Goldseeker was banished from the academy for crimes against the fey. We would like to offer his body to the highest bidding court to help the Otherworld courts find closure and also to further our progress in the Faerie Games. With your approval, FUCKEM seeks to clean the laboratory and use it as an extension for FUCKEM activities to protect the refugees and monitor the Otherworld tree crossing.