PM1 pt.12} SALAD AND XHILL

cuttlefishCuller played by Jiro, complaisantGascon played by Kiwi, calculatedPoltics played by Marcy, gregariousMaster played by Kiwi, divineConvergence played by Dodo, eloquentAstronomy played by King, notoriousVisionary played by Leng, planetsCollide played by Jiro, caligulasAquarium played by Dodo, macabreSerenade played by Deku, convolutedTactitian played by Evan
 
cuttlefishCuller [CC] has started responding to the memo.
CC: S)(ello!
CG: Hell9 Mrs.Peixes, l9vely t9 see y9u here.
CC: )(ey Kankri!!
CP:YOOOOOO
CP: THESE OCEAN WAVES
CP: SLAP HARD!
CC: O)( s)(ello, CP!
CP: What up!
CC: Naut muc)(
CP: Oh shoot man, you one of the sea dudettes, using fish puns. Yeah man I dig the ocean, went surfing like today
CC: Oo)(!! I've wanted to try surfing for a w)(ale now. )(e)(e)( underwater surfing!
CP: I can't go under the watee
CP: I mean
CP: Yeah I can
CP: but floating is wicked
CG: I am actually feeling a 6it under the weather. I sh9uld pr96a6ly g9 I am s9rry g99d6ye every9ne. G99d6ye Aranea g99d luck 9n y9ur st9ry.
CC: Bye Kankri!!
complaisantGascon [CG] has ceased responding to memo
CP: HOLY FUCJ, I CAN CUSS AGAIN, POWER HAS BEEN RESTORED YOOOOO
CC: )(a)(a)( i guess kankri banned you from cursing.
CP: They did man but now, I can say fuc1
gregariousMaster [GM] has begun responding to the memo
CP: Fucg
CP:fucq
CP: Aw fucd I hate it spell
CC: S)(ello!!
GM: heY!
GM: nice pun
CC: T)(ank you!!
CP: Slaps hard
GM: What slaps?
CP: pun
GM: oh lol
CC: W)(alecome to t)(e memo, GM!! 38)
GM: thanks CC
divineConvergence [DC] is no longer idle!
DC: yo IM
DC: what
DC: what THE fuck AM i LOOKING at
CC: S)(ello!
GM: ?
DC: no SERIOUSLY what THE fuck HAPPENED to THIS place WHILE i WAS away
DC: are THERE seriously TWO of YOU
DC: why ARE you OKAY with THIS
DC: why IS anyone OKAY with THIS holy SHIT
CC: Wit)( w)(at?
GM: Water you talking about??
CC: Nice one!!
DC: you
DC: you CANT see WHATS wrong WITH this PICTURE
DC: neither OF you FUCKING assholes CAN tell WHATS wrong HERE
DC: because I can SURE as SHIT see WHATS very WRONG about THIS
GM: thanks CC
GM: but What did We eVen do?
GM: god I can't do anYthing anYmore I'm just a fucking target
CC: Don't say t)(at, GM!!!
GM: It's true
GM: I might as Well oWn it
DC: i SWEAR to GOD im GOING to RIP my HAIR out
DC: fine IF you TWO are BOTH that STUPID then ILL have TO spell IT out FOR you
DC: thwo FUCHSIAS in ONE place
DC: and NEITHER of YOU are UPSET about IT at ALL???
DC: because ITS pissing ME off
GM:???
GM: :/
CC: I dont sea w)(ats wrong wit)( it.
DC: oh MY god
DC: seriously
DC: you HAVE to BE joking RIGHT now
DC: you PROBABLY think THIS is FUCKING funny MESSING with ME
DC: but HOW are YOU two EVEN working TOGETHER like THAT
CP: cool
GM: We aren't messing With you??
CC: Do you )(ave somefin against fuc)(siabloods or somefin?
CP: YEAH I DO, UH
CP: WHERE TJE FUCH THEY ALL AT
CP: IM VERY CONFUSRD ABIUT IT
GM: :(
CP: LIKE WHERE IS THE POOL PARTY INE, WBAT THEE FUCJ IS A CASTE WHY IS MY SHIRT WET? WHY AM I IN THE OCEAN
GM: Wh-
CC: Are you okay?
DC: of COURSE i DO
DC: who IN their RIGHT mind DOESNT you TROLLS are THE reason WHY everything WENT to SHIT in THE first PLACE
DC: not YOU personally BUT your WHOLE goddamn LINAGE of SHITTINESS
DC: seadwellers IN general ARE a HUGE pain IN the ASS but YOURE the WORST of THE worst
DC: but I thought THAT you ALWAYS tried TO kill EACH other
DC: it SEEMS like SUCH a STRONG urge
CP: BRO
CP: NOT COOL
CP: CHILL IT DOEN
CP: NO STABBINF TONIGHT
CP: ALSO I SEEM TO BE IN A BLOW UP POOL
CP: WAOT
CP: FUCLINGG TUBE
CP: MILES OUT IN THE OCEAN
GM: Whale I don't trY to cull or kill anYone
GM: can't saY anYthing about my peers though
DC: but LIKE
DC: this CC fucker
DC: you DONT want TO kill THEM at ALL
DC: not EVEN a LITTLE bit LIKE something YOU feel BAD about
CC: )(ey!! 38(
CP: BRO EAT A FUCNING SALAD AND XHILL, YOY SEEM TO PUT TO MUCH VINEGAR IN IT
CP: Also I am in the ocean, all I have is two 40s, a phone and duck tape
GM: of coral not!
GM: I am not like that
DC: what THE actual FUCK
DC: okay NO you MUST be LYING
DC: you THE other TYRANT youre TELLING me YOU dont FEEL anything AT all RIGHT now
GM: no
GM: I don't
CP: I SEA A SHARK
CP: wait false alarm just a cool swuid lusus
CP: Waved at me
CC: Oo)(
CP: keep on awoming
GM: heh
EA: hell .....!
GM: Hello EA
EA:
EA: i-i g t a hi back.....
CC: )(i!!!!
DC: oh FUCK off I was ASKING the OTHER putrid PINK text
DC: goddamnit YOU really ARE insufferable SHITS arent YOU
DC: i DONT think IVE been THIS pissed OFF in A really FUCKING long TIME
EA: EEP!
EA: }:0((((
GM: Yeah I should go
GM: ugh
gregariousMaster [GM] has ceased responding to memo
DC: good FUCKING riddance
DC: at LEAST thats ONE less SET of UGLY ass MESSAGES to LOOK at
CP: Hey broski
CP: I may be a fuker off in the ocean but you need to talm
CP:?
DC: its KIND of DIFFICULT for ME to DO that AROUND these DICKS
DC: maybe I should JUST head OFF but A part OF me REALLY doesnt WANT to BACK off LIKE that
DC: i DONT know
DC: i CANT believe THIS even HAPPENED at ALL
DC: just MY rotten LUCK :(
CP: Why
CP: Like why hate em
DC: its COMPLICATED
DC: as IN i WONT tell YOU
DC: i JUST really DONT like SEADWELLERS especially THIS kind OF them
CP: But like
CP: They people
DC: very SHITTY people
DC: dont YOU know ANYTHING about HOW trolls WORK
DC: does THE hemospecturm RING any BELLS to YOU
CP: Uh yeah
CP: Thats like
CP: the rainbow right?
DC: the RAINBOW
DC: okay YOU know WHAT clearly YOURE too WATERLOGGED to EXPLAIN anything TO
DC: there IS a BUNCH of DIFFERENT blood COLORS but ITS not A literal RAINBOW man
CP: I see
CP: I duct taped two 40s to my hand as you explained that
DC: wonderful
DC: im SO happy FOR you AND your 40S.
CP: Thanks broski
eloquentAstronomy [EA] has silently left the memo
DC: wow OKAY this FUCKING died
DC: i LEFT and FORGOT to SIGN out AND it HASNT even MOVED
DC: unless ANYONE else HAS anything TO add IM heading OUT for REAL
CC: I'm still )(ere but you don't like me.
DC: ugh YEAH of COURSE i DONT like YOU gill SHIT
DC: man WHERE did ALL the COOL people GO those TWO dudes FROM last TIME were WAY funnier THEN this FUCKING mess
DC: not GONNA lie THAT gave ME higher EXPECTATIONS for THIS memo THEN what IM seeing NOW
DC: like TO be FAIR how CAN you EXPECT to SEE two OF the LITERAL worst TROLLS to SEE in ANY given MEMO to BE fair BUT still
CC: Glub.
cuttlefishCuller [CC] has ceased responding to the memo.
DC: lmao NICE
DC: making BOTH of THOSE assholes LEAVE makes ME feel A little BIT better ABOUT everything
DC: i DONT know IF it MAKES sense BUT i FEEL like I won
DC: its A nice FEELING
DC: okay THEN nobodys HERE goooooooooodbye
divineConvergence [DC] is now idle
notoriousVisionary [NV] has started responding to memo.
NV: meeh
planetsCollide [PC] has started responding to the memo.
PC: SuP
NV: saamee ool saamee ol
PC: i See
NV: whaat aaboouut yoouu maan uup too yoouur uusuuaal aagaaiin?
PC: PReTTY MuCH.
NV: claasiic pc
NV: yoouu eeveer geet tiireed oof dooiin thaat aal thee tiimee maan?
PC: NoT ReaLLY. MY uSuaL iS eiTHeR DoiNG NoTHiNG oR DRaWiNG.
NV: aah heeck yeeaah ii geet yaa oon thee noothiing paart
PC: DoiNG NoTHiNG iS MY FaVouRiTe THiNG To NoT Do
NV: aa maan oof taastee and gooood seense ii see
PC: FuCK GeTTiN uP aND DoiN STuFF, YKNoW
NV: iit oonly briings paaiin
NV: aan noot liikee thee gooood kiind
PC: HaH. YeaH.
caligulasAquarium [CA] is no longer idle!
CA: almost forgot howw gogdamn far rezis hivve is from mine im gonna be stuck in this cramped shitship for awwhile so i figure i should see wwhats goin on here again
CA: doubt anythin particularly interestin has gone dowwn but idle convversation beats sittin an doin a wwhole lot a nothin
PC: SuP Ca
NV: yoouu caa beeeen aa whiilee whaats uup?
MS: I am dreadfully sorry for my absence. I just met someone, and that rarely happens. She called me a street whore!
PC: THaT SuCKS.
MS: Quite the contrary. She had the loveliest accent.
PC: i See
NV: niicee
MS: I hope I see her again. She was quite beautiful, and after all, I give guests my utmost attention, even if they are quite prickly.
MS: Like I said to her, my alley is quite lonely.
CA: gam?
CA: no wwait nevvermind thats not the right shade a purple youre just one a those humans
CA: not evverday you see one a your kind wwith a typin quirk much less one wwith the gall to imitate a juggalo but wwhatevver
CA: seems like MS here has been havvin a fun time though
CA: relativvely speakin anywways i dont think id be too pleased wwith bein called a slut but sometimes arguin is more appealin then jack squat happenin
PC: iM NoT TRYiNG To iMiTaTe aNYoNe
convolutedTactitian [CT] began responding to the memo!
CT: I feel as though I lost a significant amount of dignity just by showing my face in a chatroom such as this, oh how I suffer for science.
PC: SuP
CA: could a fooled me seein as youre doin the literal exact same style a typin as em but i suppose his wway a doin things isnt exactly the most unique
CA: seems like there isnt a great abundance a trolls in the chat at the moment though
CA: wwhole load a thinskins an the only other one a my kind is decisively middlin on the spectrum
CA: makes me wwonder wwhere all the rest a the people with a scrape a culture wwent
CA: things seemed real promisin that one time but im not seein it so much anymore
PC: HoW DoeS THe TRoLL YouRe TaLKiNG aBouT TYPe
 

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