PM1 pt.12} SALAD AND XHILL
cuttlefishCuller [CC] has started responding to the memo.
CC: S)(ello!
CG: Hell9 Mrs.Peixes, l9vely t9 see y9u here.
CC: )(ey Kankri!!
CP:YOOOOOO
CP: THESE OCEAN WAVES
CP: SLAP HARD!
CC: O)( s)(ello, CP!
CP: What up!
CC: Naut muc)(
CP: Oh shoot man, you one of the sea dudettes, using fish puns. Yeah man I dig the ocean, went surfing like today
CC: Oo)(!! I've wanted to try surfing for a w)(ale now. )(e)(e)( underwater surfing!
CP: I can't go under the watee
CP: I mean
CP: Yeah I can
CP: but floating is wicked
CG: I am actually feeling a 6it under the weather. I sh9uld pr96a6ly g9 I am s9rry g99d6ye every9ne. G99d6ye Aranea g99d luck 9n y9ur st9ry.
CC: Bye Kankri!!
CG: Hell9 Mrs.Peixes, l9vely t9 see y9u here.
CC: )(ey Kankri!!
CP:YOOOOOO
CP: THESE OCEAN WAVES
CP: SLAP HARD!
CC: O)( s)(ello, CP!
CP: What up!
CC: Naut muc)(
CP: Oh shoot man, you one of the sea dudettes, using fish puns. Yeah man I dig the ocean, went surfing like today
CC: Oo)(!! I've wanted to try surfing for a w)(ale now. )(e)(e)( underwater surfing!
CP: I can't go under the watee
CP: I mean
CP: Yeah I can
CP: but floating is wicked
CG: I am actually feeling a 6it under the weather. I sh9uld pr96a6ly g9 I am s9rry g99d6ye every9ne. G99d6ye Aranea g99d luck 9n y9ur st9ry.
CC: Bye Kankri!!
complaisantGascon [CG] has ceased responding to memo
CP: HOLY FUCJ, I CAN CUSS AGAIN, POWER HAS BEEN RESTORED YOOOOO
CC: )(a)(a)( i guess kankri banned you from cursing.
CP: They did man but now, I can say fuc1
CC: )(a)(a)( i guess kankri banned you from cursing.
CP: They did man but now, I can say fuc1
gregariousMaster [GM] has begun responding to the memo
CP: Fucg
CP:fucq
CP: Aw fucd I hate it spell
CC: S)(ello!!
GM: heY!
GM: nice pun
CC: T)(ank you!!
CP: Slaps hard
GM: What slaps?
CP: pun
GM: oh lol
CC: W)(alecome to t)(e memo, GM!! 38)
GM: thanks CC
CP:fucq
CP: Aw fucd I hate it spell
CC: S)(ello!!
GM: heY!
GM: nice pun
CC: T)(ank you!!
CP: Slaps hard
GM: What slaps?
CP: pun
GM: oh lol
CC: W)(alecome to t)(e memo, GM!! 38)
GM: thanks CC
divineConvergence [DC] is no longer idle!
DC: yo IM
DC: what
DC: what THE fuck AM i LOOKING at
CC: S)(ello!
GM: ?
DC: no SERIOUSLY what THE fuck HAPPENED to THIS place WHILE i WAS away
DC: are THERE seriously TWO of YOU
DC: why ARE you OKAY with THIS
DC: why IS anyone OKAY with THIS holy SHIT
CC: Wit)( w)(at?
GM: Water you talking about??
CC: Nice one!!
DC: you
DC: you CANT see WHATS wrong WITH this PICTURE
DC: neither OF you FUCKING assholes CAN tell WHATS wrong HERE
DC: because I can SURE as SHIT see WHATS very WRONG about THIS
GM: thanks CC
GM: but What did We eVen do?
GM: god I can't do anYthing anYmore I'm just a fucking target
CC: Don't say t)(at, GM!!!
GM: It's true
GM: I might as Well oWn it
DC: i SWEAR to GOD im GOING to RIP my HAIR out
DC: fine IF you TWO are BOTH that STUPID then ILL have TO spell IT out FOR you
DC: thwo FUCHSIAS in ONE place
DC: and NEITHER of YOU are UPSET about IT at ALL???
DC: because ITS pissing ME off
GM:???
GM: :/
CC: I dont sea w)(ats wrong wit)( it.
DC: oh MY god
DC: seriously
DC: you HAVE to BE joking RIGHT now
DC: you PROBABLY think THIS is FUCKING funny MESSING with ME
DC: but HOW are YOU two EVEN working TOGETHER like THAT
CP: cool
GM: We aren't messing With you??
CC: Do you )(ave somefin against fuc)(siabloods or somefin?
CP: YEAH I DO, UH
CP: WHERE TJE FUCH THEY ALL AT
CP: IM VERY CONFUSRD ABIUT IT
GM: :(
CP: LIKE WHERE IS THE POOL PARTY INE, WBAT THEE FUCJ IS A CASTE WHY IS MY SHIRT WET? WHY AM I IN THE OCEAN
GM: Wh-
CC: Are you okay?
DC: of COURSE i DO
DC: who IN their RIGHT mind DOESNT you TROLLS are THE reason WHY everything WENT to SHIT in THE first PLACE
DC: not YOU personally BUT your WHOLE goddamn LINAGE of SHITTINESS
DC: seadwellers IN general ARE a HUGE pain IN the ASS but YOURE the WORST of THE worst
DC: but I thought THAT you ALWAYS tried TO kill EACH other
DC: it SEEMS like SUCH a STRONG urge
CP: BRO
CP: NOT COOL
CP: CHILL IT DOEN
CP: NO STABBINF TONIGHT
CP: ALSO I SEEM TO BE IN A BLOW UP POOL
CP: WAOT
CP: FUCLINGG TUBE
CP: MILES OUT IN THE OCEAN
GM: Whale I don't trY to cull or kill anYone
GM: can't saY anYthing about my peers though
DC: but LIKE
DC: this CC fucker
DC: you DONT want TO kill THEM at ALL
DC: not EVEN a LITTLE bit LIKE something YOU feel BAD about
CC: )(ey!! 38(
CP: BRO EAT A FUCNING SALAD AND XHILL, YOY SEEM TO PUT TO MUCH VINEGAR IN IT
CP: Also I am in the ocean, all I have is two 40s, a phone and duck tape
GM: of coral not!
GM: I am not like that
DC: what THE actual FUCK
DC: okay NO you MUST be LYING
DC: you THE other TYRANT youre TELLING me YOU dont FEEL anything AT all RIGHT now
GM: no
GM: I don't
CP: I SEA A SHARK
CP: wait false alarm just a cool swuid lusus
CP: Waved at me
CC: Oo)(
CP: keep on awoming
GM: heh
EA: hell .....!
GM: Hello EA
EA:
EA: i-i g t a hi back.....
CC: )(i!!!!
DC: oh FUCK off I was ASKING the OTHER putrid PINK text
DC: goddamnit YOU really ARE insufferable SHITS arent YOU
DC: i DONT think IVE been THIS pissed OFF in A really FUCKING long TIME
EA: EEP!
EA: }:0((((
GM: Yeah I should go
GM: ugh
DC: what
DC: what THE fuck AM i LOOKING at
CC: S)(ello!
GM: ?
DC: no SERIOUSLY what THE fuck HAPPENED to THIS place WHILE i WAS away
DC: are THERE seriously TWO of YOU
DC: why ARE you OKAY with THIS
DC: why IS anyone OKAY with THIS holy SHIT
CC: Wit)( w)(at?
GM: Water you talking about??
CC: Nice one!!
DC: you
DC: you CANT see WHATS wrong WITH this PICTURE
DC: neither OF you FUCKING assholes CAN tell WHATS wrong HERE
DC: because I can SURE as SHIT see WHATS very WRONG about THIS
GM: thanks CC
GM: but What did We eVen do?
GM: god I can't do anYthing anYmore I'm just a fucking target
CC: Don't say t)(at, GM!!!
GM: It's true
GM: I might as Well oWn it
DC: i SWEAR to GOD im GOING to RIP my HAIR out
DC: fine IF you TWO are BOTH that STUPID then ILL have TO spell IT out FOR you
DC: thwo FUCHSIAS in ONE place
DC: and NEITHER of YOU are UPSET about IT at ALL???
DC: because ITS pissing ME off
GM:???
GM: :/
CC: I dont sea w)(ats wrong wit)( it.
DC: oh MY god
DC: seriously
DC: you HAVE to BE joking RIGHT now
DC: you PROBABLY think THIS is FUCKING funny MESSING with ME
DC: but HOW are YOU two EVEN working TOGETHER like THAT
CP: cool
GM: We aren't messing With you??
CC: Do you )(ave somefin against fuc)(siabloods or somefin?
CP: YEAH I DO, UH
CP: WHERE TJE FUCH THEY ALL AT
CP: IM VERY CONFUSRD ABIUT IT
GM: :(
CP: LIKE WHERE IS THE POOL PARTY INE, WBAT THEE FUCJ IS A CASTE WHY IS MY SHIRT WET? WHY AM I IN THE OCEAN
GM: Wh-
CC: Are you okay?
DC: of COURSE i DO
DC: who IN their RIGHT mind DOESNT you TROLLS are THE reason WHY everything WENT to SHIT in THE first PLACE
DC: not YOU personally BUT your WHOLE goddamn LINAGE of SHITTINESS
DC: seadwellers IN general ARE a HUGE pain IN the ASS but YOURE the WORST of THE worst
DC: but I thought THAT you ALWAYS tried TO kill EACH other
DC: it SEEMS like SUCH a STRONG urge
CP: BRO
CP: NOT COOL
CP: CHILL IT DOEN
CP: NO STABBINF TONIGHT
CP: ALSO I SEEM TO BE IN A BLOW UP POOL
CP: WAOT
CP: FUCLINGG TUBE
CP: MILES OUT IN THE OCEAN
GM: Whale I don't trY to cull or kill anYone
GM: can't saY anYthing about my peers though
DC: but LIKE
DC: this CC fucker
DC: you DONT want TO kill THEM at ALL
DC: not EVEN a LITTLE bit LIKE something YOU feel BAD about
CC: )(ey!! 38(
CP: BRO EAT A FUCNING SALAD AND XHILL, YOY SEEM TO PUT TO MUCH VINEGAR IN IT
CP: Also I am in the ocean, all I have is two 40s, a phone and duck tape
GM: of coral not!
GM: I am not like that
DC: what THE actual FUCK
DC: okay NO you MUST be LYING
DC: you THE other TYRANT youre TELLING me YOU dont FEEL anything AT all RIGHT now
GM: no
GM: I don't
CP: I SEA A SHARK
CP: wait false alarm just a cool swuid lusus
CP: Waved at me
CC: Oo)(
CP: keep on awoming
GM: heh
EA: hell .....!
GM: Hello EA
EA:
EA: i-i g t a hi back.....
CC: )(i!!!!
DC: oh FUCK off I was ASKING the OTHER putrid PINK text
DC: goddamnit YOU really ARE insufferable SHITS arent YOU
DC: i DONT think IVE been THIS pissed OFF in A really FUCKING long TIME
EA: EEP!
EA: }:0((((
GM: Yeah I should go
GM: ugh
gregariousMaster [GM] has ceased responding to memo
DC: good FUCKING riddance
DC: at LEAST thats ONE less SET of UGLY ass MESSAGES to LOOK at
CP: Hey broski
CP: I may be a fuker off in the ocean but you need to talm
CP:?
DC: its KIND of DIFFICULT for ME to DO that AROUND these DICKS
DC: maybe I should JUST head OFF but A part OF me REALLY doesnt WANT to BACK off LIKE that
DC: i DONT know
DC: i CANT believe THIS even HAPPENED at ALL
DC: just MY rotten LUCK :(
CP: Why
CP: Like why hate em
DC: its COMPLICATED
DC: as IN i WONT tell YOU
DC: i JUST really DONT like SEADWELLERS especially THIS kind OF them
CP: But like
CP: They people
DC: very SHITTY people
DC: dont YOU know ANYTHING about HOW trolls WORK
DC: does THE hemospecturm RING any BELLS to YOU
CP: Uh yeah
CP: Thats like
CP: the rainbow right?
DC: the RAINBOW
DC: okay YOU know WHAT clearly YOURE too WATERLOGGED to EXPLAIN anything TO
DC: there IS a BUNCH of DIFFERENT blood COLORS but ITS not A literal RAINBOW man
CP: I see
CP: I duct taped two 40s to my hand as you explained that
DC: wonderful
DC: im SO happy FOR you AND your 40S.
CP: Thanks broski
DC: at LEAST thats ONE less SET of UGLY ass MESSAGES to LOOK at
CP: Hey broski
CP: I may be a fuker off in the ocean but you need to talm
CP:?
DC: its KIND of DIFFICULT for ME to DO that AROUND these DICKS
DC: maybe I should JUST head OFF but A part OF me REALLY doesnt WANT to BACK off LIKE that
DC: i DONT know
DC: i CANT believe THIS even HAPPENED at ALL
DC: just MY rotten LUCK :(
CP: Why
CP: Like why hate em
DC: its COMPLICATED
DC: as IN i WONT tell YOU
DC: i JUST really DONT like SEADWELLERS especially THIS kind OF them
CP: But like
CP: They people
DC: very SHITTY people
DC: dont YOU know ANYTHING about HOW trolls WORK
DC: does THE hemospecturm RING any BELLS to YOU
CP: Uh yeah
CP: Thats like
CP: the rainbow right?
DC: the RAINBOW
DC: okay YOU know WHAT clearly YOURE too WATERLOGGED to EXPLAIN anything TO
DC: there IS a BUNCH of DIFFERENT blood COLORS but ITS not A literal RAINBOW man
CP: I see
CP: I duct taped two 40s to my hand as you explained that
DC: wonderful
DC: im SO happy FOR you AND your 40S.
CP: Thanks broski
eloquentAstronomy [EA] has silently left the memo
DC: wow OKAY this FUCKING died
DC: i LEFT and FORGOT to SIGN out AND it HASNT even MOVED
DC: unless ANYONE else HAS anything TO add IM heading OUT for REAL
CC: I'm still )(ere but you don't like me.
DC: ugh YEAH of COURSE i DONT like YOU gill SHIT
DC: man WHERE did ALL the COOL people GO those TWO dudes FROM last TIME were WAY funnier THEN this FUCKING mess
DC: not GONNA lie THAT gave ME higher EXPECTATIONS for THIS memo THEN what IM seeing NOW
DC: like TO be FAIR how CAN you EXPECT to SEE two OF the LITERAL worst TROLLS to SEE in ANY given MEMO to BE fair BUT still
CC: Glub.
DC: i LEFT and FORGOT to SIGN out AND it HASNT even MOVED
DC: unless ANYONE else HAS anything TO add IM heading OUT for REAL
CC: I'm still )(ere but you don't like me.
DC: ugh YEAH of COURSE i DONT like YOU gill SHIT
DC: man WHERE did ALL the COOL people GO those TWO dudes FROM last TIME were WAY funnier THEN this FUCKING mess
DC: not GONNA lie THAT gave ME higher EXPECTATIONS for THIS memo THEN what IM seeing NOW
DC: like TO be FAIR how CAN you EXPECT to SEE two OF the LITERAL worst TROLLS to SEE in ANY given MEMO to BE fair BUT still
CC: Glub.
cuttlefishCuller [CC] has ceased responding to the memo.
DC: lmao NICE
DC: making BOTH of THOSE assholes LEAVE makes ME feel A little BIT better ABOUT everything
DC: i DONT know IF it MAKES sense BUT i FEEL like I won
DC: its A nice FEELING
DC: okay THEN nobodys HERE goooooooooodbye
DC: making BOTH of THOSE assholes LEAVE makes ME feel A little BIT better ABOUT everything
DC: i DONT know IF it MAKES sense BUT i FEEL like I won
DC: its A nice FEELING
DC: okay THEN nobodys HERE goooooooooodbye
divineConvergence [DC] is now idle
notoriousVisionary [NV] has started responding to memo.
NV: meeh
planetsCollide [PC] has started responding to the memo.
PC: SuP
NV: saamee ool saamee ol
PC: i See
NV: whaat aaboouut yoouu maan uup too yoouur uusuuaal aagaaiin?
PC: PReTTY MuCH.
NV: claasiic pc
NV: yoouu eeveer geet tiireed oof dooiin thaat aal thee tiimee maan?
PC: NoT ReaLLY. MY uSuaL iS eiTHeR DoiNG NoTHiNG oR DRaWiNG.
NV: aah heeck yeeaah ii geet yaa oon thee noothiing paart
PC: DoiNG NoTHiNG iS MY FaVouRiTe THiNG To NoT Do
NV: aa maan oof taastee and gooood seense ii see
PC: FuCK GeTTiN uP aND DoiN STuFF, YKNoW
NV: iit oonly briings paaiin
NV: aan noot liikee thee gooood kiind
PC: HaH. YeaH.
NV: saamee ool saamee ol
PC: i See
NV: whaat aaboouut yoouu maan uup too yoouur uusuuaal aagaaiin?
PC: PReTTY MuCH.
NV: claasiic pc
NV: yoouu eeveer geet tiireed oof dooiin thaat aal thee tiimee maan?
PC: NoT ReaLLY. MY uSuaL iS eiTHeR DoiNG NoTHiNG oR DRaWiNG.
NV: aah heeck yeeaah ii geet yaa oon thee noothiing paart
PC: DoiNG NoTHiNG iS MY FaVouRiTe THiNG To NoT Do
NV: aa maan oof taastee and gooood seense ii see
PC: FuCK GeTTiN uP aND DoiN STuFF, YKNoW
NV: iit oonly briings paaiin
NV: aan noot liikee thee gooood kiind
PC: HaH. YeaH.
caligulasAquarium [CA] is no longer idle!
CA: almost forgot howw gogdamn far rezis hivve is from mine im gonna be stuck in this cramped shitship for awwhile so i figure i should see wwhats goin on here again
CA: doubt anythin particularly interestin has gone dowwn but idle convversation beats sittin an doin a wwhole lot a nothin
PC: SuP Ca
NV: yoouu caa beeeen aa whiilee whaats uup?
MS: I am dreadfully sorry for my absence. I just met someone, and that rarely happens. She called me a street whore!
PC: THaT SuCKS.
MS: Quite the contrary. She had the loveliest accent.
PC: i See
NV: niicee
MS: I hope I see her again. She was quite beautiful, and after all, I give guests my utmost attention, even if they are quite prickly.
MS: Like I said to her, my alley is quite lonely.
CA: gam?
CA: no wwait nevvermind thats not the right shade a purple youre just one a those humans
CA: not evverday you see one a your kind wwith a typin quirk much less one wwith the gall to imitate a juggalo but wwhatevver
CA: seems like MS here has been havvin a fun time though
CA: relativvely speakin anywways i dont think id be too pleased wwith bein called a slut but sometimes arguin is more appealin then jack squat happenin
PC: iM NoT TRYiNG To iMiTaTe aNYoNe
CA: doubt anythin particularly interestin has gone dowwn but idle convversation beats sittin an doin a wwhole lot a nothin
PC: SuP Ca
NV: yoouu caa beeeen aa whiilee whaats uup?
MS: I am dreadfully sorry for my absence. I just met someone, and that rarely happens. She called me a street whore!
PC: THaT SuCKS.
MS: Quite the contrary. She had the loveliest accent.
PC: i See
NV: niicee
MS: I hope I see her again. She was quite beautiful, and after all, I give guests my utmost attention, even if they are quite prickly.
MS: Like I said to her, my alley is quite lonely.
CA: gam?
CA: no wwait nevvermind thats not the right shade a purple youre just one a those humans
CA: not evverday you see one a your kind wwith a typin quirk much less one wwith the gall to imitate a juggalo but wwhatevver
CA: seems like MS here has been havvin a fun time though
CA: relativvely speakin anywways i dont think id be too pleased wwith bein called a slut but sometimes arguin is more appealin then jack squat happenin
PC: iM NoT TRYiNG To iMiTaTe aNYoNe
convolutedTactitian [CT] began responding to the memo!
CT: I feel as though I lost a significant amount of dignity just by showing my face in a chatroom such as this, oh how I suffer for science.
PC: SuP
CA: could a fooled me seein as youre doin the literal exact same style a typin as em but i suppose his wway a doin things isnt exactly the most unique
CA: seems like there isnt a great abundance a trolls in the chat at the moment though
CA: wwhole load a thinskins an the only other one a my kind is decisively middlin on the spectrum
CA: makes me wwonder wwhere all the rest a the people with a scrape a culture wwent
CA: things seemed real promisin that one time but im not seein it so much anymore
PC: HoW DoeS THe TRoLL YouRe TaLKiNG aBouT TYPe
PC: SuP
CA: could a fooled me seein as youre doin the literal exact same style a typin as em but i suppose his wway a doin things isnt exactly the most unique
CA: seems like there isnt a great abundance a trolls in the chat at the moment though
CA: wwhole load a thinskins an the only other one a my kind is decisively middlin on the spectrum
CA: makes me wwonder wwhere all the rest a the people with a scrape a culture wwent
CA: things seemed real promisin that one time but im not seein it so much anymore
PC: HoW DoeS THe TRoLL YouRe TaLKiNG aBouT TYPe
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