Async Rolplagam
Async Rolplagam is the loudmouth gnome who has become something of a Mythrite institution that people either love to hate or hate to love. He spends his days and nights in a drunken stupor stumbling around Eronia and the Entertainment District trash-talking passersby and commenting loudly on current events. Everyone knows he has been ordered by the Town Guard never to get any closer than 10 feet to the Mythrite Crier community message board due to his history of constant shitposting, the last straw being when he performed this activity literally.
With this avenue of communication denied to him, he now has made something of a weekly event at the Hall of the Mountain Kings! with what he calls "Async's Plays of the Week," where he stands at one end of the bar and recounts his favorite highlights of the past week in his own inimitable style, always to raucous applause. The crowd then body passes the gnome to the opposite end of the bar where he celebrates his latest success with a ceremonial keg stand.
To the disgust of most elites, Async is kept well-fed, protected, and permanently soused through the generous donations from Mythrite's riff-raff.
Wealth & Financial state
Poor
Species
Date of Birth
Older adult
Year of Birth
1
Children
Current Residence
Gender
Male
Eyes
Bloodshot blue
Hair
Matted
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Sickly yellow
Height
3' 4"
Weight
80 lbs
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