Issue 2: Boros Legion Shows Force in Precinct 4!

General Summary

An eventful weekend in Precinct 4 topped off with a massive raid on the Night Cap, a local Rakdos owned nightclub just off of Tin Street. Over the past few weeks following the collapse of Sawtooth Prison, Precinct 4 has seen a drastic increase in sales and possession arrests for Elves Ear, a known narcotic deemed illegal by Azorius penal code 115.12.b, due to the damaging effects the drug has one the mental capacity of users. To combat this, Boros Legionnaires took to the streets this past weekend in a show of force, arresting dozens of individuals believed to be involved in the Elves Ear drug trade.
Headed by the Skynight Legionnaires, investigations took place all over Precinct 4 in search of the main supplier of Elves Ear. Notable shops were visited according to the published police report, including Noggra's Remedies, The Millstone Tavern, and the Smokehouse Inn. Many eyewitness accounts report three Boros Legionnaires pursuing a pair of goblins down Tin Street from the Millstone Tavern, ultimately ending in an alleyway discussion in which the suspects were released after supplying information regarding the drug trade.
Pushing on this information, The Boros Legion readied their strike teams to assault the Night Cap, the popular Rakdos nightclub just off of Tin Street. Eyewitness reports confirm that 42 suspects were arrested at the crime scene, and 16 civillians were found deceased inside, as a result of hostage situations gone awry. Only 5 of the combatants inside were dead on arrival of medical personnel, and the rest have been incarcerated on various counts of assault of an officer, resisting arrest, and impeding investigations. According to the police report, the Elves Ear operation was headed by a notorious Master of Cruelties, as nearly 500 ounces of Elves Ear were siezed by the Legionnaires during the raid. The Master of Cruelties was apprehended on felony drug charges, murder of a ranking Boros Legionnaire, and 4 counts of attempted homicide.
After the drug siege, we were able to get a quote from High Elder Johannas Vitrum, the defacto leader of the Brotherood of Steel. "We are truly grateful for them [Boros Legion] for cleaning up our streets of that horrible narcotic," Johannas said, "we appreciate the efforts of the Boros Legion in helping clean up our streets, and we will do our best to keep these streets clean." The Brotherhood of Steel, obviously the notorious neighborhood watch of Compton, the roughest and lowest income area in Precinct 4. The Brotherhood of Steel and the Boros Legion have had a working partnership in the area since the organizations' conception, and the two have worked dilligently to bring peace and order to a dangerous area in District 10.

Dead Body at Karlov Manor!

Not one of the servant ghosts, mind you! A body was found inside of Karlov Manor, owned by notorious Orzhov noble Teysa Karlov. No identity or cause of death has been determined yet, but it would seem the investigation has been sent to the Ravnican Agency of Magicological Investigations, led by master detective Alquist Proft. The body was found after a large fundraising party hosted by Teysa Karlov in celebration of a record year of profits for The Orzhov Syndicate. The Azorius Senate has offered their assistance to the Ravnican Agency of Magicological Investigations, but have been denied access until a culprit can be determined.

Report Date

07 Jul 2024

Tiptoe's Tips: Theft Won't Silence the Truth!

Hello again, Skulkers! Some breaking news from my domicile as I report that my TIRES were stolen off of my mobile home in the early hours this morning while I got my beauty sleep! Not only did these good-for-nothing thieves take my wheels, but they did so WITH ME INSIDE OF MY HOME and replaced the wheels with CINDER BLOCKS. That's right, they left CINDER BLOCKS as some sort of calling card to their criminal organization! Rest assured, low-life scum! Wherever you are in this city, you now have the ire of the Skulking Tipton himself! This is a mass warning to all you Skulkers out there, lock up your valuable belongings and be aware of who is around when you decide to get your beauty sleep! I'll find these criminals and when I do, rest assured justice will be delivered! Stay alert out there, Skulkers, it seems our opposition continues to try and undermine our cause in exposing the Ravnican cryptids! Keep tiptoeing, Skulkers!
by Johnny Tipton