The Enormous Piglet
The Enormous Piglet is just one huge, poorly lit rather filthy room, with a small section of the hall cordoned off as the kitchen and bar area. Off to the side is a spiral staircase, which you would assume leads up to the lodgings. The tavern tables look rickety, as if they might collapse at any moment. It must be peak hour for the bar. The barmaid is running back and forth between customers and the kitchen, trying desperately to keep on top of the ever growing requests for more ale.
Behind the counter is who you would assume to be the bartender, a lean woman with large, knobbly knees who is currently talking with a customer. You walk up to the bar, and strike up conversation with the woman, who introduces herself as Breia Barnes, the manager of The Enormous Piglet.
On offer:
There's what can only be described as piss available to drink, and the food isn't much better; other patrons can be seen chewing away at stale pieces of bread. The house cheese is 2 Silver 1 Copper and is a pale grey, with dark flecks cheese which is soft, springy, and moist. It smells like a roast duck filled with spices, and tastes salty, but immediately the spice from the peppers takes over. Menu:
Crisped Worm and Potatoes- 3 Copper
Frogs on Skewers- 4 Copper
Green Chili Stew- 3 Copper
Grilled Snake and Macadamia- 3 Copper
Humble Pie (tripe or cow heel)- 2 Copper
Lizard Gruel with Nutbread- 3 Copper
Plain porridge- 2 Copper
Spiced porridge- 3 Copper
Pot of cured meats- 4 Copper
Bacon and Eggs- 6 Copper
Bread and cheese- 3 Copper
Vegetable Stew- 4 Copper
Eggs on toast- 5 Copper
Honeybread- 3 Copper
Greenspear- 3 Copper
Baked potatoes- 3 Copper
Catch of the Day fish, served with lemon- 1 Silver 1 Copper
Barbecued Gopher Legs- 6 Copper
Bog-Beetle Dumplings- 4 Copper
Bread-bowl stew- 5 Copper
Leg of Mutton and eggs- 6 Copper
Mushroom Stew with Bread- 5 Copper
Rabbit and Baked Pumpkin- 6 Copper
Roseapple pie- 3 Copper
Squash and Fish Soup- 8 Copper
Broiled Salmon and Potatoes- 3 Silver
Cheese Pie and Onion Soup- 2 Silver 5 Copper
Grilled Wild Boar Chops- 3 Silver 5 Copper
Baked Loin of Pork with Gravy- 5 Silver 7 Copper
Beef Steak and Kidney Pie- 7 Silver 9 Copper
Pecan Pie- 3 Silver 5 Copper
Buffaloaf and Honeyed Corn- 7 Silver 1 Copper
Elven Bread- 6 Silver 1 Copper
Honey Braised Boar Ribs- 8 Silver 6 Copper
Pork Chop and Curds- 9 Silver 3 Copper
Rack of Lamb Platter- 9 Silver 6 Copper
Tavern Entertainment:
A clever looking half-orc is currently up on the rickety looking stage reading their poetry to a drunken crowd. A small crowd of people are gathered around a table, where two people flip two coins in the air, with one translucent skinned short human groaning whenever they both turned heads, and another old man with a mermaid tattoo greedily grabbing the coins from the man in charge of overseeing the bets whenever they both turn tails, flicking the overseer a copper for his troubles. Accommodation:
The Enormous Piglet has 2 available rooms, which are quite large and absolutely putrid. Because this bar is priced for destitute patrons, it will cost 6 Copper to stay here for the night. https://eigengrausgenerator.com/?seed=wronginstructivesturgeon#54876b08-c61e-4c7f-aa9f-788de8fb3d18
There's what can only be described as piss available to drink, and the food isn't much better; other patrons can be seen chewing away at stale pieces of bread. The house cheese is 2 Silver 1 Copper and is a pale grey, with dark flecks cheese which is soft, springy, and moist. It smells like a roast duck filled with spices, and tastes salty, but immediately the spice from the peppers takes over. Menu:
Crisped Worm and Potatoes- 3 Copper
Frogs on Skewers- 4 Copper
Green Chili Stew- 3 Copper
Grilled Snake and Macadamia- 3 Copper
Humble Pie (tripe or cow heel)- 2 Copper
Lizard Gruel with Nutbread- 3 Copper
Plain porridge- 2 Copper
Spiced porridge- 3 Copper
Pot of cured meats- 4 Copper
Bacon and Eggs- 6 Copper
Bread and cheese- 3 Copper
Vegetable Stew- 4 Copper
Eggs on toast- 5 Copper
Honeybread- 3 Copper
Greenspear- 3 Copper
Baked potatoes- 3 Copper
Catch of the Day fish, served with lemon- 1 Silver 1 Copper
Barbecued Gopher Legs- 6 Copper
Bog-Beetle Dumplings- 4 Copper
Bread-bowl stew- 5 Copper
Leg of Mutton and eggs- 6 Copper
Mushroom Stew with Bread- 5 Copper
Rabbit and Baked Pumpkin- 6 Copper
Roseapple pie- 3 Copper
Squash and Fish Soup- 8 Copper
Broiled Salmon and Potatoes- 3 Silver
Cheese Pie and Onion Soup- 2 Silver 5 Copper
Grilled Wild Boar Chops- 3 Silver 5 Copper
Baked Loin of Pork with Gravy- 5 Silver 7 Copper
Beef Steak and Kidney Pie- 7 Silver 9 Copper
Pecan Pie- 3 Silver 5 Copper
Buffaloaf and Honeyed Corn- 7 Silver 1 Copper
Elven Bread- 6 Silver 1 Copper
Honey Braised Boar Ribs- 8 Silver 6 Copper
Pork Chop and Curds- 9 Silver 3 Copper
Rack of Lamb Platter- 9 Silver 6 Copper
Tavern Entertainment:
A clever looking half-orc is currently up on the rickety looking stage reading their poetry to a drunken crowd. A small crowd of people are gathered around a table, where two people flip two coins in the air, with one translucent skinned short human groaning whenever they both turned heads, and another old man with a mermaid tattoo greedily grabbing the coins from the man in charge of overseeing the bets whenever they both turn tails, flicking the overseer a copper for his troubles. Accommodation:
The Enormous Piglet has 2 available rooms, which are quite large and absolutely putrid. Because this bar is priced for destitute patrons, it will cost 6 Copper to stay here for the night. https://eigengrausgenerator.com/?seed=wronginstructivesturgeon#54876b08-c61e-4c7f-aa9f-788de8fb3d18
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