The Last Time I take Orders from Sprite
Scarlet Sprite communicates to me that she's got a hitchhiker on board her hover car named Gloria. She's a LFER supporter, but without any kind of powers or equipment. Great, I thought, a
groeperig- hopefully she won't be too much of a liability. I glared at the two IERA agents, one of them with an electrowand and the other with a blaster. I remembered how devastating those wands could be, so I went after the electrowand agent first. I charged forward and ran him through with my questionite claws, and the dwaas found out that human flesh and body arm were of no match for weapons that could cut through titanium. I hit with him such force that he even fell backwards, and I yelled "Remember Clarksville" as I dropped him- or was it her or something else? Whatever- that was one less IERA agent to worry about.
The blaster was furious. He confirmed that the agent was male, referring to the fallen one as "like a brother to me." He tried berating me as an animal, savage , monster, mutant, and terrorist. Nothing that I hadn't heard before, but his audacity made me retort that it was "your faction that killed my father [and] darken cities!" The varke opened fire on me and scored a lucky shot, entangling me with energy bonds. Meanwhile, the Level 37 operatives inflicted devastation upon the other IERA and the darkening generators. Switchblade destroyed one of the latter, while Maven transformed into some kind of sludge and attacked the blaster going against me. She let out an inhuman screech as she shredded him to pieces.
Sprite proceeded to smash through one of the darkening machines with her stolen hovercar- shattering it to pieces. Glad to see that she could operate one of those as well as her boney. I asked Sprite over the comms what do to do next as it looked like the machines were all destroyed. That was when she ordered me to turn on Level 37, which I obliged, broke free of my bonds, and slashed at Maven. The blesmol had a thick hide, feeling pain but without any bleeding as I didn't put the full force of my claws into the blows. At least they made her let out a wounded screech.
As they say in my country, Voël verander van kleur maar nie van veer: a leopard doesn't change it spots. Level 37 expected the betrayal, being the paranoid and ruthless bastards they were. Ignis unleashed an inferno upon the hovercar, nearly killing Gloria and stunning Sprite. Luckily, I got the opportunity to stab Maven a few times, making her bleed- but not enough to incapacitate her. She hissed, tearing and rending into me with her claws as Switchblade attacked me for a double-team. I survived their double-team combination, but was left bleeding and panting furious from the force of their blows.
Luckily, I had an unexpected guardian angel of sorts. The poltergeest returned to strike at the Level 37 agents and distracted them. As expected, Scarlet Sprite retreated in terror- that klein katjie realized she had made a disastrous call. Then the flying IERA operative showed up, the swaeltjie, and swiped at Switchblade\draadtrekker and made him wince a little bit. This gave me an opening to counterstrike at Maven/teef, but it wasn't enough to drop her. Then Switchblade grabbed me while his partner engulfed me. As they did so, I feared that I was doomed. My adrenaline surged as I pushed to break free, and thanks to the Cyberline treatments I not only broke from Maven but also from Switchblade. This left me exhausted and with a headache. I muttered to myself: "dit is die laaste keer dat ek bestellings van Sprite!" (this is the last time I take orders from Sprite).
Honey Badger's Journal Ordered oldest to newest
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How It All Began - The Origins of Honey Badger
19 Jun 2022 06:30:41
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Barfight!
26 Jun 2022 08:36:43
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Taking Out the Trash
26 Jun 2022 08:53:57
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Getting Answers and Backup
31 Jul 2022 01:16:34
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We don't Need a New Drug
27 Aug 2022 06:32:14
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The Bad Doctor
25 Sep 2022 01:35:19
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Slug in the Cornfield, Down in the Hole
11 Jan 2023 04:17:34
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Terrorists in a Bunker
18 Jan 2023 07:17:42
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Attack of the Killer Frogs
09 Feb 2023 12:52:22
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Back on the Hunt
19 Jun 2023 03:44:22
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Subway Rumble
25 Jun 2023 10:23:28
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Mission Failure
08 Jul 2023 08:27:14
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Grimoires and Golems
08 Jul 2023 08:27:14
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Learning and Failing at Teamwork
29 Dec 2023 03:13:37
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Success in the Sewers
22 Jan 2024 05:04:23
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Remember Clarksville!
18 Feb 2024 06:30:25
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Enemies from Another Dimension
07 Apr 2024 11:31:09
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Avenging Clarksville
21 Apr 2024 07:47:48
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The Last Time I take Orders from Sprite
25 May 2024 04:44:01
19 Jun 2022 06:30:41
26 Jun 2022 08:36:43
26 Jun 2022 08:53:57
31 Jul 2022 01:16:34
27 Aug 2022 06:32:14
25 Sep 2022 01:35:19
11 Jan 2023 04:17:34
18 Jan 2023 07:17:42
09 Feb 2023 12:52:22
19 Jun 2023 03:44:22
25 Jun 2023 10:23:28
08 Jul 2023 08:27:14
08 Jul 2023 08:27:14
29 Dec 2023 03:13:37
22 Jan 2024 05:04:23
18 Feb 2024 06:30:25
07 Apr 2024 11:31:09
21 Apr 2024 07:47:48
25 May 2024 04:44:01
The major events and journals in Honey Badger's history, from the beginning to today.
The Last Time I take Orders from Sprite
Scarlet Sprite communicates to me that she's got a hitchhiker on board her hover car named Gloria. She's a LFER supporter, but without any kind of powers or equipment. Great, I thought, a [i] groeperig[/i]- hopefully she won't be too much of a liabilit...
09:12 pm - 15.06.2024The Last Time I take Orders from Sprite
Scarlet Sprite communicates to me that she's got a hitchhiker on board her hover car named Gloria. She's a LFER supporter, but without any kind of powers or equipment. Great, I thought, a [i] groeperig[/i]- hopefully she won't be too much of a liabilit...
08:50 pm - 15.06.2024Avenging Clarksville
So just as Level 37 and me and Sprite were about to throw down, we all get orders to stand down. Apparently Perry worked out a truce with Level 37 to team up with them against the IERA. I was surprised that Switch Blade and Maven were willing to go with...
05:39 am - 21.05.2024The Enemy of My Enemy - Part 2
08:16 pm - 19.05.2024The Enemy of My Enemy - Part 2
08:16 pm - 19.05.2024Avenging Clarksville
So just as Level 37 and me and Sprite were about to throw down, we all get orders to stand down. Apparently Perry worked out a truce with Level 37 to team up with them against the IERA. I was surprised that Switch Blade and Maven were willing to go with...
06:19 pm - 19.05.2024Avenging Clarksville
So just as Level 37 and me and Sprite were about to throw down, we all get orders to stand down. Apparently Perry worked out a truce with Level 37 to team up with them against the IERA. I was surprised that Switch Blade and Maven were willing to go with...
04:57 am - 17.05.2024Enemies from Another Dimension
After the mission to Clarksville, my team and I returned to New York City. Hopefully Perry and his people can get the information they want from the survivors. At least we won a propaganda victory against the IERA [i]moefoks[/i]- I hear "Remember Clarks...
05:23 pm - 21.04.2024The Enemy of My Enemy is Still My Enemy (Part 1)
07:32 pm - 20.04.2024The Enemy of My Enemy is Still My Enemy (Part 1)
07:32 pm - 20.04.2024Running from Kazar Warriors
06:23 pm - 24.03.2024Running from Kazar Warriors
06:22 pm - 24.03.2024Recovery Operation -- Clarksville, TN
06:46 pm - 18.02.2024Recovery Operation -- Clarksville, TN
06:46 pm - 18.02.2024Success in the Sewers
After the last mission's debacle, we had to lay low for a little but got a new recruit on the team: Siren. Siren is an aquatic mutant with sonic-powers, so he's been useful in a city of islands and rivers. He's no Timber, Commandant, Nightwing or Back...
12:35 am - 23.01.2024LFER: Energy Fragments (and Level 37) in an NYC Sewer
05:06 am - 19.01.2024LFER: Energy Fragments (and Level 37) in an NYC Sewer
05:06 am - 19.01.2024Grimoires and Golems
Less than a full day later, my cell got a message from Perry: apparently the previous mission wasn't a failure. "Doc"/"Rollie" ended up being an impostor, so the GENO drugs were still in play. The Commandant returned to us but had little answers to my q...
10:12 pm - 29.12.2023Learning and Failing at Teamwork
So the mission starts off with Perry giving us orders to obtain some experimental energy traps from an IERA facility at the Prison Ship Martyrs Monument. He gave the courtesy of giving us containment units for these traps, which seem to be leaking energy...
10:12 pm - 29.12.2023Energy Fragments at the Prison Ship Martyrs Monument Park
05:03 am - 29.12.2023Energy Fragments at the Prison Ship Martyrs Monument Park
05:03 am - 29.12.2023Super Shenanigans continued
11:12 pm - 01.08.2023Super Shenanigans continued
11:11 pm - 01.08.2023Mission Failure
Begin writing your story here...The bear guy continued throwing down with me, but his clumsy claw swipes failed to land. I kept stabbing him with my claws, but they weren't as effective as they should've been. Eventually after what seemed like an eternity...
03:41 am - 18.07.2023Supers shenanigans (finale?)
03:30 am - 07.07.2023Supers shenanigans (finale?)
03:30 am - 07.07.2023NYC - Spawning Supers (Part 2)
08:28 pm - 24.06.2023NYC adventures in Supers spawning
04:24 am - 16.06.2023NYC adventures in Supers spawning
04:20 am - 16.06.2023NYC adventures in Supers spawning
04:19 am - 16.06.2023Attack of the Killer Frogs
Me, Nightwing, and Timber made our way down through the bunker till we came to a set of doors. I easily tore through them with my claws, only to receive a hail of bullets from the rogue LFER's commander. Thankfully most of his shots missed or I dodged; ...
12:52 am - 09.02.2023Corn Maze Finale
04:20 am - 02.02.2023Corn Maze Finale
04:20 am - 02.02.2023Terrorists in a Bunker
I made my way down the hole to the bottom of the ladder, seeing a door to a bunker. The door was surprisingly open, but I was greeted by a hostile guard. It was one of the LFER renegades! I quickly engaged him and slashed him with my claws, knocking hi...
04:43 am - 17.01.2023Corn Maze: Part 2
04:26 am - 12.01.2023Corn Maze: Part 2
04:26 am - 12.01.2023Slug in the Cornfield, Down in the Hole
The organization sent a handler to me, Timber, Sprite, and Nightwing. This liaison informed us that our cell needed to go "upstate" to a farm determine the status of a missing undercover LFER operative, obtain mineral samples from the canisters, and ensu...
04:08 am - 11.01.2023Corn Maze: Part 1
04:07 am - 06.01.2023Corn Maze: Part 1
04:07 am - 06.01.2023The Bad Doctor
Timber and I got info from Perry as to some possible locations to the drug dealer known as "Doc", who is one bad doctor. GENO is a nasty drug that's been causing chaos across the city, by giving its users super-powers. We visited several locations acros...
01:35 am - 25.09.2022Looking For GENO
03:09 am - 16.09.2022Looking For GENO
03:09 am - 16.09.2022We don't Need a New Drug
Nightwing and I decided to patrol the streets on the way back from dropping off the unconscious bikers. We made our way around via rooftops and the skyline. I didn't mind taking a ride from Nightwing, as he had the flight speed that I lacked. And he w...
06:32 pm - 27.08.2022On The Hunt
07:41 am - 26.08.2022On The Hunt
07:41 am - 26.08.2022Getting Answers and Backup
We headed back to a LFER safehouse with two of the bikers in tow. One of them was the leader "Geno" and the other "Dick" had with electricity powers. I happily proceeded to interrogate the two with the assistance of Timber and Nightwing. I got some answ...
01:16 am - 31.07.2022GENO know what Happened?
03:37 am - 29.07.2022GENO know what Happened?
03:35 am - 29.07.2022Taking Out the Trash
I engaged the mutated bikers at the same time as the now-bigger tree-man from New Hampshire. Then a man in flying armor showed up and closed in on the mutants. We managed to fend off and defeat them, and I took particular joy in blocking the attacks and...
08:49 pm - 26.06.2022Barfight!
Dr. Moses and I made our way to New York City. It was an amazing city! Far larger than Jo'burg, Pretoria or Cape Town! Well, as they say- everything is bigger in America. However, it was not the city of lights I remembered watching on television as a y...
01:30 am - 25.06.2022Wouldn't you like to be a LFER two!
03:44 am - 23.06.2022Wouldn't you like to be a LFER two!
03:43 am - 23.06.2022How It All Began - The Origins of Honey Badger
I was in Jo'burg (Johannesburg to you yanks) but my parents raised me at our family estate in the Northern Cape. This part of the South African countryside was a far safer location than the strife-torn cities and townships. It dated back to the 19th ce...
01:23 am - 03.06.2022The list of amazing people following the adventures of Honey Badger.
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