I PUT SOME SALT INTO SOME IDIOT’S COFFEE EARLIER IT WAS HILARIOUS

I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SOME TIME YOU ARE NOT GETTING AN APOLOGY DUE TO DISTANCING TEA PARTIES ARE CANCELLED I DIDNT REALLY LIKE ANY OF YOU ANYWAY SO THIS IS FINE

SEND ME THE MOST EVIL THING YOU HAVE DONE I NEED A GOOD LAUGH AT HOW PATHETICALLY BAD YOU ARE AT BEING EVIL COMPARED TO ME

MAN IMAGINE NOT BEING EVIL THATD SUCK AND MAKE YOU A PRETTY BIG LOSER LIKE WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NERD? IM SUPER EVIL

YOU CHUMPS REMEMBER ACREA? ME TOO SO GLAD I TOTALLY MESSED IT UP, YEP ALL ME

GREETINGS PATHETIC CREATURES I WAS TAKING A- -3 MONTH LONG NAP HOW ARE THINGS? ANY INTERESTING KILLS? PLEASE TELL ME ACTUALLY DONT I HATE ALL OF YOU

I WISH TO CLAW THE FACE OF THE ENTITY THAT DECIDED SLEEP WAS SOME KIND OF REQUIREMENT. I WOULD BE ABLE TO TORMENT SO MANY PEOPLE IF I DIDNT NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

ITS BEEN A WHILE SO I WILL UPDATE YOU ALL ON MY CURRENT STATUS I WASNT ABLE TO [s]KILL[/s] FIND ANY HITMEN STILL ON FOR TEA FRIDAY

CAN ANYBODY RECOMMEND A GOOD HITMAN/KILLING SERVICE? I NEED TO SCOPE OUT THE COMPETITION AND "DEAL" WITH THEM I DEFINITELY WONT KILL THEM TRUST ME

I BELIEVE THIS WAS MY BEST TEA PARTY YET. I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE PART WHERE THAT ONE PERSON CHOKED ON A CAKE AND DIED. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

I PICKED UP A NEW MULTI-TIER TRAY FOR TEA TOMORROW, IT IS TERRIFYINGLY BRILLIANT. IF ANY OF YOU TOUCH IT YOU'RE DEAD. YOU CAN HAVE THE LITTLE CAKES I PUT ON THE TRAY THOUGH.

IM NOT SURE WHY BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE UNCONTROLLABLY.

@6ca03b60-4749-40ee-aa13-d6c74c12636f DO YOU THINK THIS SCARES ME? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY CAME TO MY TEA PARTY YOU'RE ALL FAILURES IN MY EYES NOW MY DOOR WAS OPEN FOR SO LONG A DRAUGHT CAME THROUGH ENOUGH FOR ME TO HAVE TO FETCH BLANKETS IM NEVER HOSTING A TEA PARTY AGAIN.

DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING LIKE YOU ARE BEING WATCHED? LIKE THERE ARE EYES ON YOU FROM BEHIND? IT WAS PROBABLY ME. I STALK MY PREY FOR SOME TIME BEFORE ATTACKING. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

I AM! YELLING! LOUDLY! AT ALL OF YOU! I WAS TOLD THAT YELLING VERY LOUDLY CAN IMPROVE YOUR MOOD SIGNIFICANTLY. I CANNOT NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

ATTENTION FOOLS I WILL BE HOSTING ANOTHER TEA PARTY THIS FRIDAY, SIMILAR AFFAIR ONLY EVIL ONES MAY ATTEND AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FIND ANOTHER BROKEN CUP ILL START TAKING OUT ANKLES

REMEMBER THAT A GOOD NIGHT'S REST IS HEALTHY FOR THE BODY. IT PREPARES YOU FOR THE HORROR YOU PLAN TO RELEASE UNTO THE WORLD THE NEXT DAY.

DOES BLOOD WASH OUT EASILY FROM FUR? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. ITS ME. IM THE FRIEND. I DONT HAVE FRIENDS. FRIENDS ARE FOR LOSERS.

MY CAPACITY FOR EVIL IS DISTIRBINGLY LOW TODAY. I ACTUALLY SAID "DIE IN A FIRE" TO A PASSERBY INSTEAD OF JUST KILLING THEM LIKE I NORMALLY DO. SO EMBARRASSING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MAYBE TREATS EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS THOUGH

GREETINGS PATHETIC CREATURES. HOW HAS YOUR TORMENT BEEN TODAY? I AM INTERESTED TO HEAR. JUST KIDDING HAHA IM EVIL

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT BEING EVIL IS COOL AND AND HIP ONLY SMELLY LOSERS WITH BAD HAIR ARE GOOD

I SAW A CAT TODAY. I CHASED IT AWAY. IM SO EVIL.

TEA PARTY WAS SUCCESSFUL. SOMEONE BROKE ONE OF THE HANDLES ON MY CUPS, THOUGH. THEY WILL PAY.

I AM SENDING A CALL TO ALL EVIL BEINGS IN THIS WORLD I AM HAVING A TEA PARTY. (AN EVIL ONE) WE WILL DISCUSS OUR PLANS ON TAKING OVER THIS WORLD, OUR DEVILISH DEEDS AND THE WEATHER BYOB. (BRING YOUR OWN BISCUITS)

SO MANY SOULS TO TORMENT HERE MAYBE I SHOULD SUMMON A DIVINE BEAST HERE BECAUSE THAT IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE POWERS THAT I POSSESS!!!!

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND A MEANS TO SPREAD MY INFLUENCE AND FEAR I WILL COME FOR YOU ALL