Well, that'll do it, I guess. Years of running away, and I finally found a home. Family. Love. I think I'm gonna like getting old. For a little while, anyway.

We fuckin' WON

This shit better be worth it.. Mortality, huh?

GAH FUCK HER EYE FELL OUT

I know what the hell I am. If nobody else is capable of that, then maybe I ain't as fuckin' stupid as I'm made to be.

Trust. Gone.

Lets put this eye spy prick into the ground for the final time.

Eesh, maybe I shoulda just suggested we all run off, travel. Maybe if we throw away enough responsibility we'll get left alone. .. Who the hell am I kidding..? Running didn't exactly solve anything for me before. But.. It was easier when I wasn't so attached.

Ugh. I gotta get better at pep talks, man. If its not about getting pissed and breaking shit I'm fuckin' useless.

GOD WE'RE SO FUCKIN GOOD AT OUR JOB LETS FUCK THIS WITCH BITCH UP WITH A CITY AND AN ARMY OF DRAGONS AT OUR BACKS

Everyone is always fucking doubting me.. Even my own SISTER! The hell did I ever do wrong thats any different from anybody else?!

... Gonna take weeks to get the stains outta these floors, that fuckin' [i]prick..[/i] an' he didn't even have the decency to show up PROPERLY! God fuck Dein. Fuck Hylda. Fuck Mr Doris. FUCK EVERYONE THAT ISN'T FAMILY

Fucking hell, everyone is so uppity about how we went about things lately. We completed our task! We just took a shortcut to it, the fuck is wrong with that? Now I’ve got my sister breathing down my ear about how to use my wish and honestly I dunno why everyone’s got such a huge stick up their ass.

I know it’s only for a little bit, but man I’m excited to talk to Lenny again! It feelsss like it’s been so [i]long[/i] since we last spoke. God, I used to crush on her like nobody’s business way back when I first linked up with the group— Glad she’s getting herself out there.

So that Crystal guy made this damned box… Seems pretty sweet.

Well this trip was.. [i]Mostly[/i] a wash. At least we got that bitch that fucked up Philia. Honestly I’m with Illy.. We need to rally as many people together back home and just go for this shit. We’re just handing Dein more time and power trying to scramble for some magical solution to our problem to handle it ourselves.

God, she really needs to lighten up sometimes, I swear. I hate it when she gets all religious and cryptic on me an’ shit.

She’ll be alright.. She’s alright. She’s fine. .. Wake up soon, Kimi.

I'm so bad at thisss.. I can't even make good sssmall talk! All I'm good for is fighting and flirting, and I've barely even done [i]that[/i] lately! It's gonna be damn near impossible for me to sssettle down unless I learn how to actually fucking talk to people like a perssson.

Got a hot drow lady to join our party, AND shes part of Glitterfeather's old party, so she isn't shady as fuck! Double win for the slayers today.

Thissss ‘turning a new leaf’ thing is.. Well itsss fucking difficult. So long as I jussst focus on my friendsss I should stay alright. Thatsss not to say the firsssst hurdle was easy; The idea that we might have to give up on using these weapons we’ve invessssted a fuckload of time into isss a pain in the ass. I don’t have the kind of money to pick up something that can compare, and itsss not every day a tower from another plane comes shattering through the pentacle to load you up with shiny gear. But, I’d rather not be a further disappointment, so.. Letsss hope we work [i]something[/i] out.

I seriousssly don't know what the hell I did to dessserve such an amazing boyfriend. I hit that low and.. He jussst seemed to know what to do to pull me back up. It is a blessing, I am sure of it.

Do you ever have days where you are not entirely sure who you are? It has been a pain in my chest for a little bit now. A tingle in my fingers, my arms. I look, and.. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to feel. With everything thats happened.. I feel like I have made a mistake, somewhere. Is this who Iam supposed to be? Some.. Lustrous little idiot that gets a kick out of maiming things? It just… I do not know anymore.

So Friya was one of Apophisss’ the whole time. Hah... I should have expected it, really… Godsss, what the fuck am I supposed to do with [i]that?[/i] Why would she leave if she was sent here for [i]me?[/i]

I got so caught up in what I thought was right.. In not following [i]their[/i] footssstepsss, I forgot my own passst… My true family. My apology will never be enough to you… But I am sorry all the same.

Man... Friya isss fuckin' [i]HOT.[/i] Like holy shit. This harpy girl is like, really into me too! What [i]is[/i] today? I feel so fuckin' good. I should come back to the wildlandsss more often!

Godssssdamn it [i]Friya…[/i] She tessssts me. If she weren’t tied to my dear Tali… Everything would be so much easssier.

Angelsss can be vicious little [i]basstards[/i], can’t they? Thankfully they die jussst as satisssfyingly as any other creature. I’m excited to see what their blood will do for my blade~

Oh god. We got [i]another[/i] one.

Who actually caresss about [i]sin?[/i] Fuck morality, fuck good or bad. Thissss shitty little demon is going to die, and I will enjoy every second of it.

Another day, another victory; itssss so sweet to watch your enemy fall. No bloodshed, unfortunately— I will have to find my dear Tali some more fresh prey soon. Speaking of, her [i]mother[/i] is deciding to be problematic again. I have waved off her desiresss for too long it seemsss, I may need to do something ssstupid again. I’ll talk with Furan about it firssst, see what he makesss of it.

Godssss, I’ve been itching for a [i]fight![/i] I can’t wait to break these fucking leechesss open with my dear daughter~ Maybe they’ll get the messssage and leave Kimki the fuck alone.

WE GOT KIMKI BAAAAACK FUCK YEAH Oh thissss will be [i]lovely.[/i]

That little Kobold had the ballsss to actually try and assassssinate the Empresss. I can’t tell if he’sss brave or ssstupid. The cider he poisoned didn’t even tassste that great.

Fuck, itssss [i]good[/i] to be back. I’m so glad the others are taking Tali on well. Shessss doing so well, even if this sssort of crowd is a bit… Different to what we’re used to.

God thisss fucking cart isss moving so [i]ssslowly[/i]. I think they're worried we're gonna like, kill 'em or some shit.

MY KID ISSS FUCKIN' COOL! I don't know why this crazy bitch didn't jussst tell me my daughter was a sssix-armed Demon Sssnake to start with!

Thisss big lug and his heart, I ssswear. Hopefully the othersss do fine with thissss thing without us, get Alyssssia back and then we can go back to [i]not[/i] worrying about being followed.

Turn my back for one fucking ssssecond and another one diesss. I need to kill something. [i]Anything.[/i]

Killin’ shit isss [i]fun.[/i]

Maybe I had it built up in my head a bit, but Furan’s ssssermon wasn’t bad. I’m jusssst.. Glad we can be open to each other. I feel pretty fuckin’ blessssed that he’s bein’ open and welcoming to me toward that part of his life.

Fuck. Fucking [i]fuck.[/i] I'm sssorry, Charlotte.

Fucking hellssss, itsss good to be back.

Kidnapped

[i]The Naga has been claimed by Brandobaris, Thief God.[/i]

She’ssss actually back. I never thought I’d see her again. I jussst.. I don’t even know what to say. Welcome back big sisssster.

What.. What the fuck. What the fuck. I.. I thought I’d never see any of them again.

I think we need to get away from the othersss for a while. Jusssst have ssssome time to focussss on [i]us[/i], not the collective. I think that would be nice.

Hadn't gone quite how I'd hoped, but we sssstill have time. Jusssst need to get back to the City ssssooner rather than later.

Godssss, I love thissss Minotaur.

Seemsss we didn't give thisss lich enough credit. Bassstard hass changed around hisss whole crypt and filled it with much more friendssss than we anticipated. It feelsss good to be fighting again.

Itssss been so long ssssince I've gotten to break ssssomething.. It feels [i]good[/i]. My dearessssst is alsssso very good at it. I could watch him fight for dayssss~

I haven't ussssed my sssurname in [i]yearsss.[/i] I never thought I could become so.. Comfortable around people. Not like before.

It wassssss nice to take the edge off what hassss generally been a shitty, and ssstresssssful time. I couldn't think of a better perssson to share that with than my dearesssst, @all-meat-all-the-time <3

... Nobody hasss ever gotten me flowersss before... I like them.

I'm not ssssure I've sssseen that much gold, or drugssss, in my entire life.

Anybody know any way to draw blood from ssssomething that pisssssses acid every time you cut it open? Assssking for a friend.

Sssssince when did [i]I[/i] become the one to negotiate before violence? Maybe Furan wassss right before. I've been letting thisssss 'hero' shit get to my head. I blame the boyssscout.

You know.. Part of me feelssss bad about tossssing out that little decoration the moonssssilversss got to me. The rest of me feelsss it wassss a missstake of them to let [i]Kimki[/i] give me it on a boat. Bet that fucking thing looks real pretty at the bottom of the ocean.

Acid issss really ssssstarting to pisssss me off.

All thisssss running around and invesssstigating.. Really makesss me want to kill thingsss.

Looksssss like we got a lot closssseer to finding the ssssource of thisss diseassse affecting the city. Hopefully the magessss find sssomething from that.. Goop we collected.

Oh, and no- I'm [i]not[/i] letting you live down that little sssslip up, @all-meat-all-the-time . You'll need to be real ssssweet to me before I'll be a "Pillow princessss" again.

Ssssome weird plague is making its way through Sssskard Myre... It jusssst sssseems too unusual to be an accident. Ssssymptoms of poissoning early on? Having only a few cases before months ago and now suddenly a masssssive outbreak? We need to do ssssome digging.

I've... Never dated Ssssomeone before. Issss it normal to be thissss nervousss? I've had more partnerssss than I can count why isss [i]thisss[/i] getting me?

I'm finding mysssself.. Excited to go back to Ssskard Myre and go to my new houssse.. Thisssss isss new.

Acid burnssss are.. Unpleasssant. Worth it in the end, though; the keep hassss been reclaimed for our dear Goblin friend.

Dissssssappointed in [i]me[/i] for choossssing freedom over ssssome cult of bloodssssucking ssssex pesssstss. You want a collar on me, you can fucking put it there yoursssself.

Should've sssseen the looksss on thossse guard'sss facesss when they ssssaw Vanderlei'sss ghost. Nearly shit themssselves. The look they gave ussss for digging his grave up alone was worth the trip.

Well then- we sssssaved our friend from the divide, Brandobarissss got eaten by a dragon, and I landed my own houssse in the city. All in all, a good misssssion. If only I had bedsssss. I'm sssstill waiting on furniture..

How about you come ssssit by me, next to the fire? It'ssss cold~

If I hear that word again I'm going to hurt sssomeone.

Little Ace put on the magical intelligence belt that worshipsss Lotun. I think I wasss the only one not disssssappointed. Though itssss hard to be dissssappointed when you knew the outcome. At leassst he wont be sssstupid to do sssomething like it again. Or sssmart enough to hide it better.

LON isss alive again. I am glad.

I think I've found our little group a new friend. Will make a nice change from our usual bunch.

Oh my godssss, thisssss sssspa is fantasssstic.

Thisssss issssn't the place I ssssaw myssself facing this bullshit again. I don't want to remember it. I don't want any of this. I jusssst want it to sssstop

Angelssss don't bleed. Thissss is [i]immenssssely[/i] dissssappointing.

I couldn't sssave her. Again. Even after everything I couldn't ssstop her from dying. Call it a trick, ssssome magic bullshit. I don't want to be here anymore.

You help a teammate sssstop being a vegetable and ssssomehow [i]I'm[/i] the assssshole. Alright, then.

Working alongsssside a dragon issss... Disssstracting. Good dissstraction, but not when you have other thingssss attacking you..

Well, we're back in the tower. I didn't think I wassss going to come back here.. But maybe it'll be different thissss time. We managed to take on Lotun eassssily, and we have a [i]delightful[/i] dragon to keep ussss company.. I like our chancesssss. If I die and get reincarnated I'm killing all of you.

Minotaurs are [i]Fun.[/i] Certainly a missed treat from my homeland~

Why musssst I find such joy in playing with thingsss that can get me in trouble? Doing all thissss normal 'hero' sssstuff isss so dull.

Rode an airssship, went through sssome sky water, sssaved our friend, fucked up sssome big bad thing, got a weird looking belt.. Today wasss [i]productive.[/i] I wonder how I should celebrate~

Killed an Apostle.

That thing wasss [i]masssssive.[/i] Went out like a punk, though.

Had I known that Brandobarissss wasss a God from the firsssst time we met, I would have been a bit more underssstanding. He'sss ssstill an arsssehole. We dropped Rue off to their other family in the Banta Province, and then got called back to Sssskard Myre immediately. The pentacle appears to be in even worssse shape now. I imagine they want [i]usss[/i] to beat sssomeone up.

I've ssspent yearsss forgetting everything from back then, and thisss woman jussst showsss up and brings it all back. Brandobarisss isss alssso jussst.. Here. I don't want any of thisss. Get me off of thisss fucking boat.

This is easily the worst boat I have ever been on.

Firsssst time in an arbitration hall.. I wasss surprissssed to find out they don't actually hang people insssside there. In any case, boyssscout made it out without.. [i]Too[/i] much ssstruggle. Though we now have a couple of errands to run. ...I hope Lenny doesssn't get into too much trouble for the messss he causssed.

Note to ssself, not all moonsssilversss are asss talkitive assss othersss. Pretty weird for a group that uses sssex to lure people in clossse.

I'm not sure why I have any faith left in this group to not do sssomething that'll get them thrown in jail. .. We managed to [i]sssomewhat[/i] sssalvage the sssituation, but it put one of us out of a lot of gold. I'm ssstaying at the hot ssspringsss and keeping out of thisss shit.

You know, I haven't shown you all my new look.. Which isss a crime~ I ditched the armour.. It was ssslowing me down. And I had thisss [i]lovely[/i] ssskirt made esspecially for me.. What do you think~?

Anybody got a good cure for excesssssive blood losssss? Thirsssssty bassstard couldn't help himssself and took a little more than I'm comfortable with.

Bit by a Vampire

Well, thatsss not [i]quite[/i] the kind of biting I prefer. What a lousssy fuckin' gift.

We got LON'sss body back. Hopefully our new companion can bring them back. It felt good taking that fucker'sss head off hisss shoulders after what he did.

Lenny isss travelling with usss again! Thisss pleasses me.

Why are the pretty onesss alwaysss so... Shady.

I feel like sssome real prick of a god isss jussst going down a lissst with our namesss on and crossssing them off. I'm finding fewer reasonsss to ssstick around but this lot are jussst... [i]too[/i] interesssting.

Today I learned "Heroism" and being a flat out danger to everyone around you isss the exact sssame thing. This boyssscout is beginning to be more trouble than it'sss worth.

I do wish that cussstom fitted armour wasn't so expensssive. I've had to cope with just a chainmail shirt and leave my poor tail undefended. Plusss I think it would look cute with armour on my tail~