Making New Friends in Port Domina (and Out) as well as going through an abandoned Advent

Dear Diary
I was heading towards Port Domina when I met this absolute HUNK of a man named Grayson who was going back the way I came. The man's muscles had muscles! I bet he could **** ** *********. I wonder if the weapon in his pants is as big as the one on his back! He needed help on something, but he needed to go back in the direction I just came from! Lame, I know. But not all was lost. I met this decently hot man named Dovan when I was trying to get the hookup on something to make me feel shiny. Well, after that whole bartering for info thing that I did with some lady named Varsha Hedvig. 27 gold later and I'm up a positively FETCHING new outfit AND a disgusting wine in my hand. Yes. So I was at this tavern called Night's Eye drinking this WRETCHED wine and this fellow dressed in noble's clothes who was selling Salja. It's new to me and NOT at ALL what I was hoping for, but it does have some nice side effects, like the wine stopped tasting like bad grapes. We came to an agreement, and then we both came. Several times. It was rather magical. I really wish he would have (nope, not gonna) -brief skip-, but he was INCREDIBLY attentive and the things that man did with his **** **** ******* **** ** ******** made my head spin. And it wasn't just once. The man had STAMINA. When he ******* I ***** *** ***** **** (still not gonna). -some elaboration later-
 
The next morning I found out that I am MISSING OUT on the GOOD SHIT. Dovan told me that his supplier's haven't been able to get into the city because something nasty was trolling the woods and killing the couriers! This is UNACCEPTABLE. I don't think that I'm quite capable of taking that on my own little delicate self, but if I recall correctly Ruby lives in that area. Perhaps I could convince her to come with in the name of justice or some crap like that. I mean, no one likes having big mean things in the woods, right? And possibly Igor too. I imagine the idea of extra dead bodies might be enough to pull him into it. This sounds like an excellent plan, and I will try it on them next I see them. Well, once I do this whole Hunk Advent adventure thing. I'm NOT a liar, and I wouldn't want to miss out on a chance to get to know him a bit better. ADVENTure?
 
 
Dear Diary
First off, OH MY FUCKING GOD I've seen HEAVEN and its name is SEX. Today we went to the town of Advent to go investigate a mudslide? Seems really straightforward if you ask me, but whatever. It paid. So anyway, first we went to this creepy smelter area following the I hate to see you go but love to watch you leave Grayson. Did I mention how tight his ass is? You could crack a walnut. ALSO. I met something called a Tortle? It's like a turtle person and HE COULD DO THE NECK THING. With the putting his head in his shell! It's ADORABLE. Little(ish) dude is named Tot! What a funny name. There was also this very grubby little man named Beadle. I think he's a wizard. His beard was absolutely filthy, but I in all my grace was kind enough to clean it up for him. Can't much help the rest of that mess, though. Back to the events. So we went and looked in this silver smithing place, which was riddled with disgusting water (thank the gods I wore galoshes. Completely unflattering but it does protect from dirt.) and SKELETONS! Like. ANIMATED. SKELETONS. At least they were relatively not fleshy. It also turns out that Ruby and Igor showed up for this job, so I was able to ask about the forest thing AND IT WORKED! Yes! With all of use we fairly wiped the disgusting floor with their boney asses. Ruby looked beguiling as ever~. After the smelter we went to the bar, which had the meaty iteration. I got to really practice on using my frost spells! So gross. But there was whiskey~. Oh, and some Greenmoon (that is what Eileen calls weed). After our little jaunt to the pub, we headed to the nicest house in town (Ruby and Beadle wanted to do some grave robbing, but I JUST had my nails done so that wasn't happening) but if the rich people of town were dead, who would appreciate their things if not us? That house was also teeming with the fleshy grossness, as well as an animated shadow? I found the best method was to just frost ray whatever was in front of Rudy or Grayson. They fell pretty quickly that way. The house was fairly nice. Probably like...a 7 out of 10 on the nice house scale? It was going fine until Grayson slammed the door IN MY FACE. Rude. He was probably going through something personal or whatever. I got some pretty pink gemstones and EXTRA greenmoon. It's going to be a nice couple of days~. After that, however...
 
Grayson found me while I was packing up Duchess (in all her glory) to head back towards Port Dov- Domina, and asked where Duchess stabled. I, being a kind and generous soul, offered to show him where she came from, as he was heading to Port Domina as well after he got a horse. Then everything just kind of...happened. Oh. My. God. TEN out of TEN. No. TWENTY out of ten. My eyes rolled so far into the back of my head that I'm pretty sure they popped out of the base of my skull. It was lucky I was riding a horse, because walking would have been very difficult. Plus the saddle kept hitting my *****, which was just a BONUS. Nice little reminder. We're heading to Port Domina now. Hopefully the woods progress as well as the house did! Maybe adventuring isn't so bad after all. Two 10 experiences in a row are rare to come by. Perhaps my luck will hold~. At least I now have two sources of reliable performance. Might have to keep Grayson handy for when I need a little pick me up~.
 
Very Satisfied,
Eileen